Our Special Friend

A twenty-something year old female with a unique perspective on the world. There are no stupid questions? Yeah, we'll see.

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When I start to get frustrated at Learner drivers, I remember that I should be patient as I was a learner driver once and I hit petrol bowsers and traffic cones.

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My attempt at cooking dinner for the first time in about a year took almost 3 hours, involved a hissy fit, a few tears, a house filled with smoke and a mini fire... I'd say everything went to plan.

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Why must I be such a easy drunk! Oh uncontrollable word vomit you make my life stressful!

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Attempting to run a short distance to home whilst drunk has ended with a faceplant into the bitumen.. that'll hurt tomorrow!

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I wish they invented two right hands

Trying to paint her nails

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This is horrible! Because it really happened! It's like World War II!

- Watching Game of Thrones

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Religion and politics are pretty much the same thing.

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OSF's Dad: There's scratches on your car here, did you drive into a bush or something?

OSF: Oh yeah, I drive into a bush every morning when I reverse out of the garage! I didn't think it would do anything, it's only leaves...

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‎30 mins of my life I'll never get back! Head into the shopping centre for 2 mins and managed to 4get where I parked..walked around for 10mins no luck so I decide to head to the park entrance which is around the block to retrace my steps. Not as simple as I thought, then I get lost walking in the streets! Found my car eventually :) on a different level!

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Why won't the car move, I keep accelerating checked the car is on, move car I want to go home. Oh I'm still in park.

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Caught the train home today and managed to get off at the right stop! So proud!

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Ghosts aren't real, right?

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Well, you don't catch milk with honey! You don't catch flies with milk? You don't catch honey with milk? You don't catch flies with honey? Honey...milk...vinegar? Flies. Vinegar!

You can catch more flies with honey than vinegar.

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You know what's funny...like how there were ancient Egyptians and there's still Egyptians now.

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I learnt what tweeting meant today. And retweeting. It’s like people write something and you capture it and write it again.

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No matter how drunk I am, I always say how awesome my mum is.