Random Thoughts

I have a satirical wit; therefore do not take anything I say too seriously. In case you haven't noticed, my home on Tumblr isn't quite finished. Forgive the messiness.

[ourtwistedlittleworld]

Boromir knows what’s up.

[ourtwistedlittleworld]

Make Earth Great Again!

[ourtwistedlittleworld]

And the tuition, too damn high.

[ourtwistedlittleworld]

#love #patience #pain #thank u #next

[ourtwistedlittleworld]

A non-exhaustive list of better things to do than dating:

-Alligator wrestling in a turkey suit

-Throwing turkeys out of a helicopter

-Swimming with pihranas

-Hugging sharks while dressed as a seal

-Hugging Seal while dressed as a shark

-Charging your phone underwater using an eel

-Flaming rusty chainsaw juggling

[ourtwistedlittleworld]

Putin and Trump spotted in Finland.

[ourtwistedlittleworld]

Ludacris Speed! Go!

[ourtwistedlittleworld]

Grad school summarized.

[ourtwistedlittleworld]

General Admiral Ackbar. He knows traps because, he sets them.

[ourtwistedlittleworld]

I speak horse.

[ourtwistedlittleworld]

Weasels may not get sucked into jet engines. Retired Macs are another prospect entirely.

[ourtwistedlittleworld]

This may be the best Dr. Who/Superman mashup I've ever seen... I wish I could give proper credit to the artist, but I don't speak Hebrew. So, here's where it came from: http://www.ho-lo.co.il/archives/587

[ourtwistedlittleworld]

Kent's accountant has, however stated off the record that the cost of clothing left in telephone booths has been on a downward trend, "probably due to the disappearance of telephone booths."

[ourtwistedlittleworld]

And if there's one thing Admiral Ackbar knows, it's a trap.