penis light, attorney at law

he - adult

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hello! im auto :)

i'm multifandom, but i'll probably mostly stick to posting about aa here. this is an NSFW blog, so i will be soft/hardblocking minors!

yes, my username is a joke about the updated autopsy report

my ao3 :)

FIC REQUESTS - OPEN!!!!!!

extra below the cut

as for boundaries:

YES -

chat to me about anything! im always open to interactions :)

DRAW FANART OF MY FICS YES YES YES YES YES PLEASE YES

literally anything tbh

NO -

literally anything of moral dubiousness i dont wanna hear it. most that'll happen is i'll delete your ask

i think that's it tbh my general rule is just "don't make me update this because of you"

FIC REQUEST KINK BOUNDARIES:

I WILL WRITE:

bondage/blindfolding/gagging

dacryphilia

BDSM

blood/biting/hair pulling/things along those lines

consensual forcefem/forcemasc

threesomes, foursomes, etc.

drunk sex

hate sex

MAYBE:

breeding

CNC

consensual somno

free use

I WILL NOT WRITE:

outright non-con

scat/piss/fart/whatever

actual pregnancy related stuff

non-consensual forcefem/forcemasc

just generally anything that is blatantly outright not consensual

incest, pedophilia, etc.

This is not a complete list and is very likely to be updated in the future. If you request something in the maybe category or that isn't thusfar listed and I'm not comfortable with it, I will update this list and make a post letting ppl know.

I'm not going to bash you if you request anything in the maybe/no categories, the most I'll do is delete the request. Repeated requests of those things will result in blocks though.

as for tags: #autopsy bullshit - any of my bullshitttt

#autopsy fics - ficposting! mostly links

#autopsy inbox - inbox stuff :)

#HTSYAWTSN + #HTSY - wait and see

i'm yet to decide if i'll tag any of my shit with the main fandom tags. i might do. i dont know.

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its time

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man ffs

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the issue might just be that im running a windows only game thru a mac bottle (? words) but i did access the game on a windows pc and man the quality of all of the stuff is so incredible!!! im genuinely soin love with everything its soooo amazing. im so excited to get to dd and soj!!!!

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its time

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man ffs

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its time

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20 year old edgeworth is gross i want to toss him into the nearest wall

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my fic unrealistic as hell its 28 degrees outside and im near collapse after a single jerk off bro how the HELL is phoenix fuckin in near 40 bro oh my god

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so that heatwave fic i wrote.

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i think its worth noting that this section in that fic

was entirely inspired by my own shitty desk fan. that does in fact make this noise. and would not stop until i poked it.

the poking method has since ceased its effectiveness. the only way it will stop is if i grip the blade cover with BOTH of my hands. can you see my problem.

if anyone wants to buy me a new fan id be very thankful 🙂‍↕️

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just rechecked the weather dont even joke lad.

IF I DIE FROM HEATSTROKE. MAKE SURE MY AUTOPSY REPORT GETS UPDATED AT LEAST ONCE.

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"Phoenix checks a second tab he had open - proudly displaying the weather at almost 40 degrees Celsius and a humidity high enough to reduce him into a Wright-coloured puddle."

NOT FUNNY ANYMORE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE NOT FUNNY ANYMORE NOT FU

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so that heatwave fic i wrote.

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i think its worth noting that this section in that fic

was entirely inspired by my own shitty desk fan. that does in fact make this noise. and would not stop until i poked it.

the poking method has since ceased its effectiveness. the only way it will stop is if i grip the blade cover with BOTH of my hands. can you see my problem.

if anyone wants to buy me a new fan id be very thankful 🙂‍↕️

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just rechecked the weather dont even joke lad.

IF I DIE FROM HEATSTROKE. MAKE SURE MY AUTOPSY REPORT GETS UPDATED AT LEAST ONCE.

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so that heatwave fic i wrote.

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i think its worth noting that this section in that fic

was entirely inspired by my own shitty desk fan. that does in fact make this noise. and would not stop until i poked it.

the poking method has since ceased its effectiveness. the only way it will stop is if i grip the blade cover with BOTH of my hands. can you see my problem.

if anyone wants to buy me a new fan id be very thankful 🙂‍↕️

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think im done with my chapter plans

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so that heatwave fic i wrote.

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i should probably mention but the new fic is probably going to take a while. on top of art fight next month (of which i am frantically updating as many references as humanly possible), i want to finish PWT and . ideally finish AJT so i can get an accurate and up to date grasp on most of the characters.

IDEALLY IDEALLY id like to fit in both investigation games but. gah i dont exactly have the money to buy the duology right now >_>

and i might be getting a job. so yeah i got no time for anythingggg anymore

while i am planning chapters, its very vague and will probably get revised at least once by the time i get to finishing what i want to do. maybe this will be my downfall but i finally made it to T&T so progress is being made! basically im busy as fuckkkk so you might not see much in the way of actual fanfics from me but rest assured there will be some bullshit being posted consistently. i am a professional bullshitter its what i do

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i need a new notebook for my planning because i keep accidentally ripping pages out and shit but. oh well

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i should probably mention but the new fic is probably going to take a while. on top of art fight next month (of which i am frantically updating as many references as humanly possible), i want to finish PWT and . ideally finish AJT so i can get an accurate and up to date grasp on most of the characters.

IDEALLY IDEALLY id like to fit in both investigation games but. gah i dont exactly have the money to buy the duology right now >_>

and i might be getting a job. so yeah i got no time for anythingggg anymore

while i am planning chapters, its very vague and will probably get revised at least once by the time i get to finishing what i want to do. maybe this will be my downfall but i finally made it to T&T so progress is being made! basically im busy as fuckkkk so you might not see much in the way of actual fanfics from me but rest assured there will be some bullshit being posted consistently. i am a professional bullshitter its what i do

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speedrunning ajt not so i can properly write the fic i have planned but so i can create the NASTIESTTTTTT fics of blackbright. prosecutor blackquill u want that fat man so bad

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That heat wave fanfic

Im a simple man

I see heat wave i click

delicious visuals

hehehehe i am but a simple man myself anon, i see characters having sex in inappropriate situations and my eyes comically bulge out of my head. no phoenix wright dont have sex in your office but also yesss phoenix wright get nasty in that office....

very glad you enjoyed :)

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oh lord its everywhere.

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"the prosecution is ready, naturally" OHHHH MY GOOOOOOODDD LOOOOOOORDDDDD

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oh lord its everywhere.