Outer Worlds Atreus

[outer-worlds-atreus]

(On Monarch trapped in a building surrounded by mantisaurs)

Nyoka: (strapping a bomb to Felix) Alright all you gotta do is drop the bomb off at the nest and run back

Captain: Think you can do it

Felix: Hehe

Felix: Maybe

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Pavarti: Morning Captain (Drops thick Manuel for the ship on the Captain's chest while he's laying in bed)

Captain: PAVARTI!

Pavarti: I did it. I read the whole thing in one night.

Captain: Impressive. Kinda scary but impressive

Pavarti: (plops down on chair) I was wrong about the Unreliable. She's not just a vehicle. She's a noble beautiful creature.

Captain: Now that you've read this all you need is experience.

Pavarti: (starts walking out of room) Hehe. Haha. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

(Leaves with an echo of evil laughing)

Captain: ......I dont feel safe.

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Captain: (Holding out a shiny jewel)

Ellie sleeping on a couch: (eyes pop open) Hah sparkle thing!

Captain: Oooh this...(waves it around)

Ellie: Ooooooo (jumps for it)

Captain: (swipes it away) Nope

(Ellie falls on her face)

Captain: Do one heist and I will give you your sparkle thing.

Ellie: (rolls over to look at the captain) I respect your cunning but I also hate you for it.

[outer-worlds-atreus]

Phineas Welles: Welp theres only one thing to do when friends can't see eye to eye.

Pavarti: Hug each other till we pass out!!!

Ellie: Fight to the death!!!!

Phineas Welles: Pft. No. BODY SWAP!!!!

Captain: Kill me now.

[rheckon-deactivated20210515]

Drew my fave girl <3

[fluorescent-gay-deactivated2020]

There’s nothing more disappointing than a found family dynamic that ends with “And then they all went their seperate ways and remembered their wacky found family fondly” like no shut up they all live in the same place and their lives remain interconnected forever

[oleskyfm]

A tragedy in three acts

[deputytrash]

the outer worlds tutorial: lockpicking is ILLEGAL and HIGHLY FROWNED UPON

the companions when you pick a lock: haha nice

[butchlet-rights]

god everyones just taking the piss out of my captain dumbass huh

[utopianoverlord]

[bunnie-blogging]

the outer worlds comes right out of the gate with a fucking 3-hit combo in one line of dialogue

[snarkspawn]

if you were looking for just one (1) reason to play The Outer Worlds, do it for her

[this-is-a-job-for-vesemir]

Waking up in the morning like

[prince-sarah]

[outer-worlds-atreus]

Captain: Here's some chores for the ship.

Ellie: Dont worry about us captain.

Felix: Yeah we got this

Captain: Just stick to the list and you'll do great. I have total faith in you.

*Outside the ship*

Captain: There's like a 30 percent chance that they'll both die.

[outer-worlds-atreus]

Vicar Max: Some people want to watch the world burn

Captain: ........(looking at his currently burning ship)

Felix: (fetal position)

Pavarti: (in shock)

Nyoka: (Passed out drunk on the floor)

Ellie: (blows party horn) Happy birthday Captain!

Ellie: Wait where's SAM?

[outer-worlds-atreus]

I absolutely love Ellie. It's like she's the embodiment of that batman quote about how some people want to watch the world burn except its hilarious.