[tastefullyoffensive]

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Kermit the frog but with teeth

[unclefather]

[swamp-roo-deactivated20230128]

how the fuck do people just stay motivated their entire lives? what drives you? I got out of bed once and i’ve been exhausted ever since.

[vampire-punk-deactivated2017051]

You need to learn to hate life to the point where you want to get revenge on existence itself 

[castielismycherrypie]

Best advice ever

[goawfma]

esp the people who did it alone 

[curlicuecal]

humans are GREAT

[bestnatesmithever]

PLAY MORE

[respectfulmemes]

[time-reclaimer-deactivated20210]

REBLOG RARE POSITIVE GORDON

[xshyboyx-blog1]

[powerfulwizard]

Otis is actually canonically trans

[powerfulwizard]

[humoristics]

What the-

credit

[withered-rose-music]

i fucking hate how real this is

[larvitarr]

[bombing]

fucking doctor trying to tell me i have “radiation poisoning” like it’s something i definitely care about. can i fly or not

[thebootydiaries]

someone: *shows me the slightest sign of affection*

me: i would die for u

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

[humorrelated]

“technology is in evolution”

[avocado--toast]

I think the most Gemini thing my dad has ever done is one year he threw himself a reverse surprise party for the sheer drama of it. What is a reverse surprise party? you may ask, well let me tell you. So he invites over all his friends and family and then in the middle of dinner he stands up and announces that it’s not a regular dinner, it is in fact, his birthday dinner (his exact words were “Surprise! …. it’s my Birthday”) cue everyone looking panicked, because oh god I don’t have a gift, I don’t even have a card, but my father, wine glass still in hand assures them not to worry and reveals a pile of presents he got for himself and wrapped for everyone to pick one and give it to him as their gift. And honestly? My father is such a legend.

[fatimamononoke]

a clean room, some fresh sheets, a hot shower, coconut oil, and some scented candles

[softnvulnerable]

i really wish i could get a refund for all the love i’ve wasted on people like! repay my emotional labour your bill is in the mail

[welcometothe-black-parade]

Are you flirting with me or am I overanalyzing all of our interactions: a novel written by me