???

[catsbeaversandducks]

[toastpotent-deactivated20250619]

okay i'll bite. what's 9/11

[guerrillatech]

[pastabot]

oh i just realized why everyone has been talking about 9/11 more lately

[pastabot]

#IForgot

[aflo]

#IForgor💀

[thefullestco]

[razzjamjar]

[nickywires]

been so long since a tweet got me hooting like this

[drafthearse]

i wish america had a knighthood system so it could be bestowed upon tony hawk

[notkatniss]

[theconcealedweapon]

[actualaster]

Where do I sign the petition to replace statues of shitty people with statues of Pikachu

[femaleshits]

[theconcealedweapon]

[deadbeatmaker]

[oniongarlic]

[bisexualredactedenergy]

[ridiculouslyphotogenicsinosauru]

For clarification ^-^

[thyrell]

[meanplastic]

[reactionpicarchive]

[kendallroynsfw]

my mom makes background stories for all of her animal crossing villagers and she has, inexplicably, determined that pietro had a wife who died mysteriously. so she put a tombstone outside his house because he “moves her body with him from island to island”. i asked her to elaborate. she will not.

[kendallroynsfw]

i just asked if she thinks he killed his wife. the answer: “I don’t know. I just know he loved her very much. He loved her very much. Maybe a little too much. I don’t know.”

[sloppystyle]

[fangorn-forrest]

Jeff Bezos to Bill Gates after the rocket lands