Too weird to love, too scared to die

Too alien to take you home. Drew. He/him. 24.

[3000s]

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

[3000s]

nobody thinks this way, you are a broken person

[cryptotheism]

Would you unseal the coffin of the legendary pervert?

[artemis-heart-emoji-heart-emoji]

The world needs them. It's time.

[xtec]

This is what the average YouTube thumbnail looks like now

[noneuclideangarf]

spent too long on this

[badassdemonsword]

You couldnt come up with a jollier name for a bird if you tried

[minmos]

this thang has one of my favorite ebird descriptions of all time

[dogpuppy]

[thecryptkeeper]

[ballgame]

[romi-tls]

[cursedpinterest]

[mangosteen]

[plaguedocboi]

Aheem heem

[squeakitties]

[skoomabong]

sure

[escuerzoresucitado]

Common tree shrew

[everyday-cutephoto]

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

[louceph]

smirking bastard with grievous grin

[sr-roto]

[potatocrisp]

Gettin the good ads again

[king-the-pathetic]

Bundled up in his heated blanket

[frretjibber]

Every time I see this creature he looks like if the wind blows on him a bit too strong he'll puff into a million seeds like a dandelion and scatter in the breeze

[dragongirlsweetie]

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

[aceynk]

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

[kunosoura]

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!