Out of Context Cow Chop

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Can you spit in my mouth?

Trevor

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I know an ass fuck when I see one

Aleks

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I'm just tired of watching a guy get ass fucked for twenty minutes

Aleks

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I'm not fisting anyone dude that's fucked up. having me fist people and stuff?

Aleks

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Aron: Why are your hands shaking?

Brett: Because I'm an alcoholic.

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Brett: You're gonna get killed by rats.

Aleks: I will not be killed by rats this playthrough.

Aleks, seconds later: *killed by rats*

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My titty!

James

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I like shrooms.

James

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James: What kind of food do you get at red robin?

Trevor: Salads, for my healthy body.

James: *laughs*

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Your ass is holy.

Aleks to James

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Aron: I can't even see

Aleks: it's because you're fucking asian

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I can't just not shove something up your ass.

Aleks

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My fucking balls suck dude

James

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You know what Colorado is known for? School stories.

Aleks

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Hey now! Don't be squeezing each other's butts!

James

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I've never experienced docking I'll be honest

Aleks

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I wanna see some hard dick.

Aleks