PC NO, OMFG.

Once, there was a man named Jeff. He was absolute fucking garbage, and lived alone in his small apartment. It was a peaceful life. Until one day, everyone and their mother moved in and immediately began bickering.

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Jeffmod: oH, HEY, BTW

Jeffmod: I'm home today

Jeffmod: If you guys wanna do kidnapped children

Tessmod: I'm always up for kidnapping- Wow this sounds bad out of context.

Absynthia: I love kidnapping children

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Jeffmod: Okay... so imagine if you will you're like

Jeffmod: 10 year old Edgar

Absynthmod: I am ten year old Edgar

Jeffmod: You're getting bullied every day, your parents hate you and you're universally considered a disappointment

Jeffmod: With me so far?

Tessmod: Relatable.

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Absynthia: anyways let's kidnap some children and cut their skin off

Tess: That sounds so cruel out of context.

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Absynthia: shut up and get it out of the house without killing it

Jeff: shit

Jeff: listen absynt not killing things isn't my specialty

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Pipra: dont b so mean 2 alabama

Pipra: its trying its best sometimes

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Jeff: HEY TEAM

Jeff: GUESS WHO STUCK HIS DICK IN SOMETHING HE SHOULDN'T HAVE

Pipra: i don't want to

Jeff: TOO BAD IT WAS ME

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Absynthia: @Jeff HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SLENDERBEING SHIT

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Oh my god which blog runs this blog is it tea or Edgar or who or someone else because I am marrying whoever is running this shit hole this shit hole is my home. God bless

its both of us tbhhh. i added him in bc i was fuckin dying trying to get all the quotes together

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I LOVE THIS ACCOUNT OMG

thank u small anon we try. I'm glad our ridiculous characters and their less than witty banter entertains uwelcome to hell

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I'm tempted to get a dick for the evening

Absynt

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PC: i guess it's probably different since it was a slenderman

PC: a slenderdudebro

PC: a slenderfuckboy

PC: he was an ass

PC: i stole my plant wife from him

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you know, any party that ends with people screaming bloody murder and an entire block of the city on fire seems like a good party to me

Jeff

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Tea: [[there's a lot of things Jeff wasn't supposed to fuck]]

Jeff: ((We could write a list.))

Tess: ((Maybe it would be easier to write a list of the thing he's supposed to fuck.))

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Absynt: LETS CASTRATE

Jeff: ABSYNT NO

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I WILL CLIMB THAT DICK LIKE IT'S MOUNT EVEREST

Jeff

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visions of this cock come to me at my weakest hours, eternally crushing what little hope I have left in this miserable life

Absynt