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Did you zoom in on the creature to get its pronouns?" - Cy

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"Donald, I'm swapping you out— I cannot bear to be parted from Turtle-Goofy."

- Justin

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Well, the whole cat isn't in you, just a very important part of it.

- Cy

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Dr pepper in your lungs but only a small pleasurable amount not a drowning amount.

- Gobs

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They're gonna pew pew my shit off. - Mariana

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Like *we* are the band lesbian here. The bear is the divorced dad. How can you get the fucking roles so wrong.

- Gobs

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Bruce has two weiners. I am a Justin truther.

Cy

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If I made a school shooter video, I would include you in it.

- Cy

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I need to inflate my neck sausage to assert dominance

Gobs

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And steal his dick ants? Why would I do that?

Gobs

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I know of some cats that are pretty into nipples.

Cy

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Stop sending old Slorg!

Cy

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"It doesn't matter anymore I ate the face bits and we can prentend this never happened."

- Fro

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YOU GOTTA KEEP THE SWEAT IN THE HAT!

Gobs

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Wait, there's new zodiac goobly-gook? Created by who?" "I don't know, tik-tok witches or something.

Sel, Fro

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get u a MILF who can obliterate a pogo stick.

Fro

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“I only loosely organize my farm. I like wild crap growing everywhere - makes me feel organic.”

-Cy