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Don't douche with Jareth! That's how you get bastards.

@elijayne

Douchebaguette

@faewildes

I have a new ship, it's called 'fwoosh'.

@faewildes

We're strategic poo placers, I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW!

@elijayne

"Because if we're going to the fort, then I should put my pants back on."

Today, we got the dulcet towns of cow murder.

@faewildes

I photosynthesize aggressively because I'm a dragon

@elijayne

So you're a dragon wearing a parachute.

I listen to the blood.

“But they’re tied up, how are they going to…”

-Player A

“I PUT IT IN THEIR MOUTHS.”

-Player B, indignant.

Tamians

“Seatbelts are oppression!” -Scrappy, son of Ginger and Taz

TAMIANS FOR TAMIAN FREEDOM! SEATBELTS ARE OPPRESSION!

-The GM, referencing one of the players.

Don't get high on Coyote

@pandamoon24

“I mean, do dragons have nards I can kick em in?” -The most dashing of rogues.

The concept of the absence of tiny banana candies.

Mother Chaos, probably. Or the GM. Hard to tell.

She's not an idiot crumpet, she's a nonchalant crumpet

ARMY OF PARKOURING NAKED SPARTAN LADIES!

~Brian

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