Out of the Mouth of my Kids

[outofthemouth]

I love running shoes.

[outofthemouth]

I wish spiders were never invented.

Levi

[outofthemouth]

Nerds sometimes wear glasses and nerds are smart and sometimes they wear glasses and are smart.

Ruthie

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Is it months or years until my birthday?

Levi

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Mom, can I have a pack of communication hearts?

Levi

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Mom, you've got cookbooks?

Ruthie

[outofthemouth]

Mom, quit blowing the house up!!!

Levi

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Why did Beethoven have to write songs that sound so girly?

Isaac (referring to Fur Elise)

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Mom, the real deathstar is the sun. It can melt lava.

Levi after watching the Magic Schoolbus

[outofthemouth]

Drupal [our cat] used the force with her paw.

Levi

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You have to have at least 3 favorite animals. Silly Mom!

Levi

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Family Man

First Conversation...

Levi:  When I grow up, I want a minivan.  I want a green minivan.  If I get a white one first I will get green spray paint.

Second Conversation...

Levi: My wife will probably have children

Me: How many kids do you want?

Isaac: You can't have more than 30.

Levi: (starts counting seats in the van) 6.  The first one will have to be a teenager (so he can sit in the front seat)

[outofthemouth]

If you drink a soda and shake yourself and hop into a swimming pool, you'll be a floatie.

Levi

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I'm letting Drupal (the cat) listen to music about God.

Levi

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Mom, I really feel I have Spiderman Senses.

Levi

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Yoda, in the Trash

Mom, I spit Yoda in the trash...

It took me a second to realize Levi was talking about the mint gum he had been chewing.

Did I mention how obsessed my kids are with Star Wars?  Yeah.  

[outofthemouth]

I'm a better spider monkey than you.

Isaac