DAN AND PHIL SENTENCE STARTERS: PART THREE
below are a collection of sentence starters taken from various dan and phil videos throughout the years. feel free to change wording/pronouns as needed!
“I’m gonna put you in the fridge.”
“Is it cute to be asked to be pushed on a swing?”
“It is gay and sad. That is how I like it.”
“I hope you get haunted once.”
“Something unhinged has been manifested into our reality.”
“No no no, we’re not even gonna finish that metaphor.”
“Maybe I’ve had enough of the stressful modern world. Maybe I just want to become an olive.”
“See? Now I want to go home.”
“Why is this exactly like Saw?”
“That cat is fucked up! Sorry, all animals are beautiful, all cats are beautiful. Not that one, that’s a fucked up cat.”
“We appear to be in hell.”
“We’re not beating the allegations-”
“I’ve made some bold choices over the years and I regret nothing. Currently.”
“No one working at a golf course would find the reject from Hot Topic cute.”
“I thought it was cool in the moment!”
“Just say ‘hi’ you weirdo.”
“Dost thou have a fucking problem?”
“It’s time to destroy my career before I start it.”
“I don’t know what that means, don’t answer that question.”
“When he dies, we’re gonna put it on the Wikipedia.”
“Yeah, that’s what permanently altered your brain chemistry.”
“As if there’s anything wrong with me walking around every day like the creased laundry pile leftover from a gay funeral.”
“I call this look ‘Depressed Parisian Twink’.”
“If you look more fashion-y, it appears more fashion-y.”
“Pretend that you look good.”
“Well, what can I say? Objectively, I hate it.”
“You kind of look like three children wearing a trench coat.”
“I’m in the gayest swamp gang in the forest.”
“I’m like a deranged, homosexual, horribly lost Harry Styles right now.”
“You look like a gay game show host from my nightmares.”
“It’s physically uncomfortable to look at you wearing that.”
“Nice to know that, after all these years, he’s still fucking weird.”
“I’m here in spirit and sarcastic comments.”
“Get your knees out for the lads.”
“I’m having playground flashbacks.”
“I’ve got a melee weapon and horn. I’m the most dangerous motherfucker on this moon.”
“It’s the Lovecraftian Bezos.”
“Someone restrain this boy.”
“If that’s a sign of the future, I don’t want to go there.”
“You know what we say about superstitions!”
“Are you lying for attention?”
“These homosexuals are feral.”
“Alright, let’s ruin these people!”
“That was one of the worst auditory experiences of my entire life.”
“I don’t care if Mozart did this when he was five, he’s a nerd.”
“You are the least zen person I’ve ever known.”
“I was actually trying really hard to not immediately do or say that.”
“Am I speaking facts? Or falses?”
“I need you all to understand, ___ does not know what they’re doing, it’s just happening.”
“You look so hauntingly NPC.”
