I could live on champagne and lemon creams alone

Hey there! I'm Edie! I'm 14 years old, and I love yellow and making people happy! My hobbies are baking and drawing, and I hope we can be friends! pansexual/demiromantic/nonbinary/fabulous | credits to @ravenhuu for header   

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[troyetroyetroye]

I put this on my queue a year ago today. Let’s see if I still use tumblr as much a year from now.

[rain-in-the-clouds]

God nothing changed, I still am gonna reblog this.

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[troyetroyetroye]

I put this on my queue a year ago today. Let’s see if I still use tumblr as much a year from now.

[rain-in-the-clouds]

God nothing changed, I still am gonna reblog this.

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[troyetroyetroye]

I put this on my queue a year ago today. Let’s see if I still use tumblr as much a year from now.

[rain-in-the-clouds]

God nothing changed, I still am gonna reblog this.

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[troyetroyetroye]

I put this on my queue a year ago today. Let’s see if I still use tumblr as much a year from now.

[rain-in-the-clouds]

God nothing changed, I still am gonna reblog this.

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[troyetroyetroye]

I put this on my queue a year ago today. Let’s see if I still use tumblr as much a year from now.

[rain-in-the-clouds]

God nothing changed, I still am gonna reblog this.

[sharingneedles]

IVE BEEN WAITING ALL YEAR TO POST THIS YOU DONT EVEN KNOW

[fuckyeahpaganism]

I’m crying. 

[for-fox-sakess]

i scheduled this a year ago..

[troyetroyetroye]

I put this on my queue a year ago today. Let’s see if I still use tumblr as much a year from now.

[rain-in-the-clouds]

God nothing changed, I still am gonna reblog this.

[genuinehumanboy]

you can only reblog this today

[salty-french-fry]

Golden rule of thumb for art kids: reblogging Bob Ross will bless you latest work

[tvheadfalls]

Sometimes u just gt draw urself rly cute to dropkick the sads

[hamletthedane]

Look, I know this oddly-worded Washington Post headline is really about millennials killing the restaurant industry with their loud speaking voices, but it reads like we’re about to have a major lesbian hearing loss epidemic. My mother was scandalized this morning and I’m still laughing hours later.

[troubleshootingspacekangaroo]

pussy’s worth it tbh

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

rose lalonde, drinking her first and only cup of coffee for the day and narrating what she’s writing in her journal: Black coffee is the gods nectar, the morning victory, a blessing from Nike herself. With these eight ounces, I become power, I am all, I am one. The world is an oyster and I am the ocean.

kanaya maryam, rollerblading into the room while drinking the fourth caramel-mocha latte with extra espresso of the morning: Black Coffee Is Like Life Because Its Kind Of Shitty And Painful Unless You Add Cream And Sugar

rose: Just say you don’t appreciate my pain. My art.

kanaya: Chill Your Tits

[the-doctor-9-10]

Honestly, my favorite thing at the moment is all the marvel headcanons where Hela wasn’t cray-cray homicidal, and she’s an overprotective bitchy sister.

[powderedtoooastman]

I fucking love everything about this post

[in-fi-ni-deactivated20181203]

engagement rings ranked by their ability to break someone’s nose

a pretty standard arrangement for engagement rings. a raised stone is better than nothing. 3/10

a lovely, simple, elegant wedding band. a classic anybody would be pleased to get married with. useless in a fight. 0/10

huge. tacky. kinda pretty tho. but look at that raised diamond in the center. you could easily break someone’s tooth with this. 7/10

also huge and tacky. at first glance you’d think the rounded edge might not cause much damage but look at how those rows of diamonds are raised in the second view. you could really rip up someone’s face. 9/10

this one is almost elegant. no sharp edges, but it’s solidly built. you would cause more damage with the ring on than off, which is a solid basis for choosing an engagement ring. 5/10

a lovely design, i enjoy open filigree. however im not sure how said filigree would stand up to the impact of being slammed into someone’s face. 2/10

the twisting design is pretty, but im not entirely sure that socking someone in the jaw wouldnt break off those stones. it looks somewhat reinforced but do you really want to leave the Punching Power of  your engagement ring up to chance? i wouldnt. two raised stones tho. 6/10, pending experimentation

HAHAHAHA holy shit. thats Five raised stones, with reinforced prongs, for maximum damage at any angle. i highly recommend this ring both for its sapphire centerpiece and its capacity for causing pain. 10/10

there’s not even a stone, its just gold which aint exactly the hardest metal in the world. just fucking stay home if you’re not going to take this seriously.

[optimysticals]

*jeweler voice*

That filigree you gave 2/10? much sturdier than the filigree tacky rings… Trust me. Those are super hollow and light on the settings so that they aren’t too heavy or expensive. (and so they don’t roll on your finger)

Also worth noting:

White gold = sturdier than yellow gold (which is why most prongs are in white)

Now, if you want a ring that’ll hold up to socking someone in the nose, may I suggest 10kt white gold (hardest of gold options, sturdier than silver, and more reasonable than platinum)

See how thick all that metal is? It’s not going to cave in on you.

And you can do this with it:

Because nothing says punching a nazi in the nose like a diamond/sapphire/ruby encrusted Captain America ring…

[insanityandimpossiblethings]

read this again but imagine its Peggy Carter picking her engagement ring

[optimysticals]

yes. good.

[angryschnauzer]

I want the Captain America ring. Preferably with Chris Evans coming along with it.

[c0ttonsocks]

the King 👑

[fuckyeah-nerdery]

What pokemon is this?

[iguanamouth]

yeah

[veryfunnymemes]

[flaggging]

bubblegum lgbtn flags

[lilascent]

moth-inspired poncho

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,045 bad mental health days in a row

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,046 bad mental health days in a row

[ispinprideflags]

thats 22 years of bad mental health are you okay

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

you ever have 8,050 bad mental health days in a row

[xtafur-blog]

They’re deactivated now and I really hope they are okay, but my nihilism is telling me something else. :(

[genderlich-deactivated20211204]

nah i just changed urls a few times. i came out and transitioned, graduated college, and got an amazing girlfriend who lights up my life. i had to delete the queued update to this post that said 8400 days for my 23rd birthday because i’m in a really good place right now.

to everyone struggling: it really does get better.

[saxifraga-x-urbium]

Reblog to break your bad mental health streak