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not to alarm anyone but is anybody else worried about how everybody is fucking stupid

and, look, I’m not complaining, not at all, but this is why it’s very important to be abundantly clear and specific with your Etsy witch.

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This post keeps making me cry laughingg

bonivers

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

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if you really cared about me you wouldn't have to ask

strawbeb

it’s not ‘talking to myself’ it’s called a soliloquy you fuck

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putting him in his place (six feet under)

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concept: me, a housewife, putting two lean cuisines in the microwave. i drink an entire bottle of chardonnay during the four minutes the chicken fettuccine takes to heat up. my husband walks through the door just as i place the entrée on the table. he thanks me for slaving away all day over a hot stove. i have succeed in passing the lean cuisine off as my own creation. when he’s done, i tell him im in love with our maid, helen–who bears a striking resemblance to margot robbie–and that i will see him in court. im blind drunk and jump into a 1960s pink convertible that helen is driving. we laugh about the lean cuisines.