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calling my besties bestie but in a polish way

mndvx

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

ithinkhobiknows

mia-down-under

zmpl

i will replace chatgpt

zmpl

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

stupidestasshole

the beautiful mountains and waterfalls and animals and trees are all a distraction. they're a test. god wants you to network and build your business portfolio

origami-dragons

I go to youtube. Cute animal videos are AI now. I go to instagram. There are AI influencers. I go to spotify. It's flooded with AI bands and music. I go to ebay. Every product is AI. I open netflix. Every movie has AI. I watch TV. All commercials are AI. I cancel all my suscriptions. The customer support is AI. I buy a book. It is written by AI. I talk to my friends. They tell me that AI is their new therapist. I take the subway. Some dude is talking to his AI girlfriend next to me. I go to the beach. The sunset is real. I take a pic and upload it. The photo is enhanced with AI. You can't opt out.

digitalisnarcissus

pigswithwings

on valentines day do NOT propose to anyone do NOT ask anyone out do NOT go on a date do MOT have sex do NOT marry anyone. go to coolmathgames dot com and start playing papa's freezeria

underratedgrapeju1ce

i'm so fucking over it

bad-faith-misinterpreter

Oh so you'd rather use eugenics on animals and abuse them instead? 🙄

underratedgrapeju1ce

i was about to get violent then i saw the handle im crying

muppet-sex

countably-infinite-rats

there are two punchlines here, the first is predictable, the second really surprises you

official-boob-posts

I love when I see videos on other sites and they find they’re way to me naturally

vibraph0ny

Everyone's all "ohhh 2026 bring back physical media" until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we're not on the same page anymore