Over Heard At Hackett’s Quarry

[overheard-at-hacketts-quarry]

Max: Please don’t kill me. I have a girlfriend.

Travis: You think I care about that?

Max: That wasn’t a plea for mercy. That was a warning.

Laura, going feral™️: WHERE THE FUCK IS MY BOYFRIEND

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Dylan: I’ve never understood why so many straight people settle romantically. Like your dating pool is the entire world and you settle for David. And he wants you to die.

[overheard-at-hacketts-quarry]

Jacob: If I was a boss, I would treat my goons right. They would know love. “You got it, boss” would be met with “Stay safe out there, boys! You’re my pride and joy”.

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Nick: One of these days, I’m going to say fight me to the wrong person and they’re really just going to deck me.

Jacob: Oh, that day is closer than you think.

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Dylan: Oh how unfortunate. I'm injured! Ryan, you'll have to treat my wounds.

Kaitlyn: I can treat them, I'm the camp nursing assistant.

Dylan: [glaring] RYAN, you'll have to treat my wounds.

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Jacob: Hey Kait, can you pass the salt?

Kaitlyn: Sure

Kaitlyn: [throws Dylan across the table]

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Ryan: Bro–

Dylan: No, No, hold up rewind.

Dylan: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago, me now you’re calling me bro?

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Laura: God give me patience.

Travis: I think you mean strength?

Laura: If God gave me strength, you’d be dead.

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Jacob: You think i care?

Emma:

Jacob: Yeah actually I do and i’ll probably cry about it later if we’re being honest

[onemore2morrow]

No because the fact that if you don’t collect enough evidence, the counselors are blamed for the deaths of the Hacketts and arrested???

What kind of an ending is that???

[overheard-at-hacketts-quarry]

[at counselor training]

Chris Hackett: Alright. There are seven chairs and ten kids, what do you do?

Abi: Bring more chairs!

Nick: Have everyone stand?

Emma: The most important ones can sit down.

Dylan: Kill three.

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Dylan: If Kaitlyn and I were drowning, who would you save?

Ryan: You two can’t swim?

Kaitlyn: It’s a hypothetical question, Ryan! Who would you save?

Ryan: My time and effort.

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Dylan: It's pretty cold outside.. wanna hold hands? We should stay close.

Ryan: Okay.

Jacob: It’s fucking Summer.

[wolvesofinnistrad]

Jacob and Kaitlyn are besties

Dylan and Kaitlyn are besties

That makes Jacob and Dylan Besties in law

[mentallyinvernation]

The Quarry having a similar ending to Until Dawn with the police questioning the councillors, except make it a comedic montage of the councillors telling wildly different versions of how the night played out.

‘What happened to Dylan’s hand?’

Ryan: Dylan got infected.

Kaitlyn: We had no other choice than to amputate.

Nick: I think an animal bit his hand off ¯\(°_o)/¯

Abigail: It was all a blur.

Dylan: Officer, I fell on that chainsaw.

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‘How was Chris Hackett involved?’

Ryan: Chris has been nothing but good to me - to us - all summer. He’s not a bad guy, he wouldn’t ever willingly hurt anyone. It’s not like he asked to be cursed.

Max: Chris Hackett is a punk ass bitch and here’s why *insert ten page essay: by Laura Kearney*)

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‘What was chasing you?’

Kaitlyn: I know it’s hard to believe, but werewolves.

Emma: I have no idea, but it wasn’t a bear.

Dylan: Regret.

Nick: I saw a boar at one point.

Ryan: The Hag of Hackett’s Quarry

Max: I was a werewolf.

Laura: The Hackett’s.

Abigail: Werewolf.

Jacob: idk but I found a body in the lake.

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Emma: Allow me. Locks are my specialty.

Emma: [kicks down the door]

[overheard-at-hacketts-quarry]

Jacob: I can’t?? Believe??? Clowns are??? Real?? What the heck?? What the heck???

Dylan: What? You’re 18 and just discovered mirrors?

Jacob: SHUT UP!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!