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What do you mean I'm not a 1337 h4x0r? I'm using vim on my cell phone!

Suppose Eve, in a fit of cleverness, decides to be a huge bitch.

When Dani says 'Let's play a game,' I think Betrayal, where we're wrapped up in tinfoil, rolling around on the ground, chanting the ABC's.

Eye of newt, wing of toad, what is the seven-qubit Steane code?

someone who is about to be very sad about finding wings of toads

You can't PROVE you don't have four-dimensional skin!

I didn't choose the cult life. The cult life chose me.

The phrase 'we used a git GUI for LSD' sounds like teens trying to experiment with drugs.

What's the point of politics if you can't use your own sex toys?

Your campaign was a hamster, and your DM smelled of elderberries!

Khale is like the mission statement's wet dream.

after discovering a courseload that includes psychology, anthropology, history, sociology, STS, and a physics degree

Is that an addition pylon in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Do you realize how much of the porn is internet?

Bro, do you even bubbe?

You know I have a fetish for bad code

“That meter’s looking a little dangerous." “It’s at E for ‘extremely full’! And F stands for ‘fuck I’m out of gas’.”

“What kind of tree are you implementing?" “A Christmas tree!”

“The only 100% safe method for STEMS is abstinence.”

Overheard at Mudd