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made a night version too just cuz ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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i still can’t get over cursed child saying that cedric diggory, shown to be one of the kindest most decent people in hogwarts, would turn into a death eater and kill neville all because he lost the triwizard tournament. i mean this is a guy who insisted harry take the trophy for saving his life, wanted to replay a quidditch match his team won because it wasn’t fair that harry was distracted by dementors, and disapproved of the ‘support cedric diggory/potter stinks’ badges. his personality wouldn’t just do a whole 180 because he lost one time.

The Wraith can only scream, until his screams become a roar.

[Susie was just walking by. Everything was calm. She was calm. Was.]

It turns in response to the name, but

Hello?

What in Odin’s name is going on-

Honey!! What happened to you!!

It pauses, as it hears his voice. Turning its attention from the kid to him.

S̕͏͇̤͍͔͔̫̫͚͜K̨̡̛̺̹͇͓̱ͅŖ̨̻̝̲̹͈͚̰͔̲͚̥͎̫̙̣̭̪͈͟E̪͇̳̱͖̼͍̕ͅE͏͡͏̷͕͇̯̬̰̤̦̖ͅͅĘ̛͈̜̜̝̲̬̪̩̪̰̺̱E̸̤̣̥̲͚͞͞E̶̷̙̱̬͎̖̼͚̣̦̗͇͜͠Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝

Something is very, very wrong.

It forgets about the smaller one for a moment, approaching the large man. But there’s no indication it understands him, as all it does is roar again.

[Waiting. Ready. She doesn’t want anyone to get hurt.]

The words are nothing but noise to it, and moments later, it strikes, sinking its teeth into the large man’s shoulder.

[Panic leaves her mind cluttered. A feral itch moves her hand. ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT.]

[She does. Less an attempt to actually harm him, more of an attempt to distract him. She couldn’t hurt him. It’s still HIM after all, isn’t it?]

And it stopped, jaws slowly releasing their hold on his shoulder. But it unclear whether the man had gotten though to him, or the blade now embed in his arm had caused him to let go.

Claws still gripping intro the large man, it turned its attention to the girl, licking at the blood dripping down its jaws.

Perhaps, it was the latter.

[ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT. DISTRACT IT.]

[In a swift motion, she snatches her weapon from where it was stuck in it’s arm and raked it across its face. She immediately bolted, though she knew it wouldn’t take long for it to catch her. Susie was fast, but had little stamina, and it was so much bigger than her…]

Susie no! Don’t hurt him, it’ll only make him more pissed! You need to run away! You need to keep safe!

It looked to the Trapper, an inky drop of blood trickling down its face, almost calm, maybe somber, for just a moment, before with a roar, giving chase.

It didn’t take long for it to catch up to its attacker, and when it did…

…it pinned her beneath its claws, bellowing out a roar of victory.

[Thud. Clatter. Panic.]

[Susie was always one to follow her instinct. That’s what got her in this situation. but something else told her to not fight back more. Not to provoke it more. He wasn’t hurting Trapper anymore. That’s all she cared about.]

[Susie is resigned. She’s done what she can.]

Susie!

Oh dear god-

Are you okay!?

[Clear panic, he doesn’t know what to do. Stop Philip, or rescue Susie]

Philip you need to stop this!

It leans its head down to inspect its prize, jaws opening, tongue snaking towards her face.

However, it stops, attention grabbed by the f̵͓͈͕a̸̝̬̪̖̤m͎͍į̞̞̞͔l̰͈̩͎̺͔͞i̘̯a̮̰͎̩̱̘̩r̩-̙̬t͓á̼̦s͕͝t̖in̫͕͕͖̖͔͚g̩ large man yelling in its direction.

It moves into a defensive position, adamant on making sure it gets to keep its prey, roaring at the man.

[ “Are you okay!?” If Susie was able to answer, she’d’ have said yes. Susie didn’t really care what happened to her. She was okay with this. She was expendable. Evan was not.]

EVAN!

[She can’t do anything. If he hurts Evan, she can’t do anything and she hates it. She hates being the weakest person in the room. She hates this.]

[Scared, I’m so scared]

Philip you need to stop! Don’t you understand!?

[Please Susie be safe-]

It growls in irritation. The man won’t leave it be.

So it picks its prize by the hood of its jacket.

If it can’t enjoy its catch here, then it will take it elsewhere.

thelegionsellsdrugs-blog

[When all is said and done]

[sometimes there’s nothing left to do]

[then apologize for failing to help.]

[and accept it.]

[Words won’t undo her rash actions. She’s positive of this. Let her hope she’s wrong.]

Susie! No! Philip put her down!

[Catch up, I must catch up. He must not get away!]

Carrying her, it began to make its leave, to disappear into the forest, to somewhere to private.

Its leave was soon halted by the snap of an unseen beartrap, the metal biting into its leg and holding it in place.

It groaned and growled in protest, but despite the monster’s size, the trap did its job, preventing its escape. It hissed as the f͇̳á͈͎̯̞̳̺̝m̵͚̠̬i͚͔͉̮̥l͔̟i̵̲̖̪̹͕͎a̛̯r̜͎̲ man approached him.

[Success- The thing, no, Philip had been trapped]

Finally got you. Now put her down.

damienworkatjimmyjohns

It’s love hours come get your love

@ratafak-at-sheets @ashatdairyqueen @aliendominosbakedpie @brahms-at-white-castle @bo-at-michaels @bloogatwendys @carrieworksatseveneleven @laurieathardees @legionsworkatsubway @harrysatstarbucks @johnny-at-target @joeworksatcoffeebeanandtealeaf @ghostfaceatmcdonalds @ghostface-at-dairy-queen @ghostfaceatwendys @totallyaveragemcdonalds @trapperatikea @wraithatwalmart @michael-myers-uber-driver @michaels-drinking-at-hardees @barista-claudette @bendrownedatbestbuy @ceo-entity @vincents-house-of-waffles @exorcised-coffee @sallyat7-11 and anyone I forgot! I love you all so much!

The Wraith can only scream, until his screams become a roar.

[Susie was just walking by. Everything was calm. She was calm. Was.]

It turns in response to the name, but

Hello?

What in Odin’s name is going on-

Honey!! What happened to you!!

It pauses, as it hears his voice. Turning its attention from the kid to him.

S̕͏͇̤͍͔͔̫̫͚͜K̨̡̛̺̹͇͓̱ͅŖ̨̻̝̲̹͈͚̰͔̲͚̥͎̫̙̣̭̪͈͟E̪͇̳̱͖̼͍̕ͅE͏͡͏̷͕͇̯̬̰̤̦̖ͅͅĘ̛͈̜̜̝̲̬̪̩̪̰̺̱E̸̤̣̥̲͚͞͞E̶̷̙̱̬͎̖̼͚̣̦̗͇͜͠Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝

Something is very, very wrong.

It forgets about the smaller one for a moment, approaching the large man. But there’s no indication it understands him, as all it does is roar again.

[Waiting. Ready. She doesn’t want anyone to get hurt.]

The words are nothing but noise to it, and moments later, it strikes, sinking its teeth into the large man’s shoulder.

[Panic leaves her mind cluttered. A feral itch moves her hand. ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT.]

[She does. Less an attempt to actually harm him, more of an attempt to distract him. She couldn’t hurt him. It’s still HIM after all, isn’t it?]

And it stopped, jaws slowly releasing their hold on his shoulder. But it unclear whether the man had gotten though to him, or the blade now embed in his arm had caused him to let go.

Claws still gripping intro the large man, it turned its attention to the girl, licking at the blood dripping down its jaws.

Perhaps, it was the latter.

[ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT. DISTRACT IT.]

[In a swift motion, she snatches her weapon from where it was stuck in it’s arm and raked it across its face. She immediately bolted, though she knew it wouldn’t take long for it to catch her. Susie was fast, but had little stamina, and it was so much bigger than her…]

Susie no! Don’t hurt him, it’ll only make him more pissed! You need to run away! You need to keep safe!

It looked to the Trapper, an inky drop of blood trickling down its face, almost calm, maybe somber, for just a moment, before with a roar, giving chase.

It didn’t take long for it to catch up to its attacker, and when it did…

…it pinned her beneath its claws, bellowing out a roar of victory.

[Thud. Clatter. Panic.]

[Susie was always one to follow her instinct. That’s what got her in this situation. but something else told her to not fight back more. Not to provoke it more. He wasn’t hurting Trapper anymore. That’s all she cared about.]

[Susie is resigned. She’s done what she can.]

Susie!

Oh dear god-

Are you okay!?

[Clear panic, he doesn’t know what to do. Stop Philip, or rescue Susie]

Philip you need to stop this!

It leans its head down to inspect its prize, jaws opening, tongue snaking towards her face.

However, it stops, attention grabbed by the f̵͓͈͕a̸̝̬̪̖̤m͎͍į̞̞̞͔l̰͈̩͎̺͔͞i̘̯a̮̰͎̩̱̘̩r̩-̙̬t͓á̼̦s͕͝t̖in̫͕͕͖̖͔͚g̩ large man yelling in its direction.

It moves into a defensive position, adamant on making sure it gets to keep its prey, roaring at the man.

[ “Are you okay!?” If Susie was able to answer, she’d’ have said yes. Susie didn’t really care what happened to her. She was okay with this. She was expendable. Evan was not.]

EVAN!

[She can’t do anything. If he hurts Evan, she can’t do anything and she hates it. She hates being the weakest person in the room. She hates this.]

[Scared, I’m so scared]

Philip you need to stop! Don’t you understand!?

[Please Susie be safe-]

It growls in irritation. The man won’t leave it be.

So it picks its prize by the hood of its jacket.

If it can’t enjoy its catch here, then it will take it elsewhere.

thelegionsellsdrugs-blog

[When all is said and done]

[sometimes there’s nothing left to do]

[then apologize for failing to help.]

[and accept it.]

[Words won’t undo her rash actions. She’s positive of this. Let her hope she’s wrong.]

Susie! No! Philip put her down!

[Catch up, I must catch up. He must not get away!]

nxghtmareprince

:)

I love him-

youurelovely

Honestly I love hector and Apollo both sm and I want a peaceful au where hector meets Apollo and Apollo favors him bc he’s handsome and a good prince and their idk friends or something

[I’d be lying if i said Trapperatikea wasn’t the entire reason i like trapper. I was pretty meh about him but then trapperatikea existed so now im just. “look at em go!! what a lad!!! hard at work!!! im gonna step in this trap on purpose!!” whenever i encounter one playing]

#This is amazing #you're amazing #i love it #thanks for the fries

joederartist-archive

trapperatikea

💖💖💕💖

The Wraith can only scream, until his screams become a roar.

[Susie was just walking by. Everything was calm. She was calm. Was.]

It turns in response to the name, but

Hello?

What in Odin’s name is going on-

Honey!! What happened to you!!

It pauses, as it hears his voice. Turning its attention from the kid to him.

S̕͏͇̤͍͔͔̫̫͚͜K̨̡̛̺̹͇͓̱ͅŖ̨̻̝̲̹͈͚̰͔̲͚̥͎̫̙̣̭̪͈͟E̪͇̳̱͖̼͍̕ͅE͏͡͏̷͕͇̯̬̰̤̦̖ͅͅĘ̛͈̜̜̝̲̬̪̩̪̰̺̱E̸̤̣̥̲͚͞͞E̶̷̙̱̬͎̖̼͚̣̦̗͇͜͠Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝

Something is very, very wrong.

It forgets about the smaller one for a moment, approaching the large man. But there’s no indication it understands him, as all it does is roar again.

[Waiting. Ready. She doesn’t want anyone to get hurt.]

The words are nothing but noise to it, and moments later, it strikes, sinking its teeth into the large man’s shoulder.

[Panic leaves her mind cluttered. A feral itch moves her hand. ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT.]

[She does. Less an attempt to actually harm him, more of an attempt to distract him. She couldn’t hurt him. It’s still HIM after all, isn’t it?]

And it stopped, jaws slowly releasing their hold on his shoulder. But it unclear whether the man had gotten though to him, or the blade now embed in his arm had caused him to let go.

Claws still gripping intro the large man, it turned its attention to the girl, licking at the blood dripping down its jaws.

Perhaps, it was the latter.

[ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT. DISTRACT IT.]

[In a swift motion, she snatches her weapon from where it was stuck in it’s arm and raked it across its face. She immediately bolted, though she knew it wouldn’t take long for it to catch her. Susie was fast, but had little stamina, and it was so much bigger than her…]

Susie no! Don’t hurt him, it’ll only make him more pissed! You need to run away! You need to keep safe!

It looked to the Trapper, an inky drop of blood trickling down its face, almost calm, maybe somber, for just a moment, before with a roar, giving chase.

It didn’t take long for it to catch up to its attacker, and when it did…

…it pinned her beneath its claws, bellowing out a roar of victory.

[Thud. Clatter. Panic.]

[Susie was always one to follow her instinct. That’s what got her in this situation. but something else told her to not fight back more. Not to provoke it more. He wasn’t hurting Trapper anymore. That’s all she cared about.]

[Susie is resigned. She’s done what she can.]

Susie!

Oh dear god-

Are you okay!?

[Clear panic, he doesn’t know what to do. Stop Philip, or rescue Susie]

Philip you need to stop this!

It leans its head down to inspect its prize, jaws opening, tongue snaking towards her face.

However, it stops, attention grabbed by the f̵͓͈͕a̸̝̬̪̖̤m͎͍į̞̞̞͔l̰͈̩͎̺͔͞i̘̯a̮̰͎̩̱̘̩r̩-̙̬t͓á̼̦s͕͝t̖in̫͕͕͖̖͔͚g̩ large man yelling in its direction.

It moves into a defensive position, adamant on making sure it gets to keep its prey, roaring at the man.

[ “Are you okay!?” If Susie was able to answer, she’d’ have said yes. Susie didn’t really care what happened to her. She was okay with this. She was expendable. Evan was not.]

EVAN!

[She can’t do anything. If he hurts Evan, she can’t do anything and she hates it. She hates being the weakest person in the room. She hates this.]

[Scared, I'm so scared]

Philip you need to stop! Don't you understand!?

[Please Susie be safe-]

joederartist-archive

what do i do with all these fries i ordered

Feed them to me-

Feed me fries brüther-

Brüther please-

joederartist-archive

what do i do with all these fries i ordered

Feed them to me-

Feed me fries brüther-

cuppykin

Dead by Daylight Discourse

What’s the Entity’s goddamn issue? You must be a real bored motherfucker of a shapeless all powerful godlike being to just have a group of people to keep alive forever so they can be hunted by people YOU hand picked based on how much they fucking kill stuff and how horribly

The Entity is a bitch and a bored little asshole

hagatasoobway

@ceo-entity you’ve been called out

jigsawsatwafflehouse

@ceo-entity I feel like you’re playing games with us too

ceo-entity-a

Let me fuckin’ live y’all are just mean

Then perish crusty ass hoe.

The Wraith can only scream, until his screams become a roar.

[Susie was just walking by. Everything was calm. She was calm. Was.]

It turns in response to the name, but

Hello?

What in Odin’s name is going on-

Honey!! What happened to you!!

It pauses, as it hears his voice. Turning its attention from the kid to him.

S̕͏͇̤͍͔͔̫̫͚͜K̨̡̛̺̹͇͓̱ͅŖ̨̻̝̲̹͈͚̰͔̲͚̥͎̫̙̣̭̪͈͟E̪͇̳̱͖̼͍̕ͅE͏͡͏̷͕͇̯̬̰̤̦̖ͅͅĘ̛͈̜̜̝̲̬̪̩̪̰̺̱E̸̤̣̥̲͚͞͞E̶̷̙̱̬͎̖̼͚̣̦̗͇͜͠Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝Á̸̛͖̤̣͎̫̠̻͉̳͎̜̗͟A͘͢͜͏̦̠̞̬̩̼̳͓̬̰̦̞̘̱̜̤ͅͅĄ̛͔̩̟̠͟͝A̸̸̴̤̹͈̬̟̣̙̩̻͓̤͖ͅA̸̝̰̖̟̩̻̭̤̩̗̰͜͟͠Ą̴̴̸͓͎͓͎̰̹̦͍͖̙̝͕͝

Something is very, very wrong.

It forgets about the smaller one for a moment, approaching the large man. But there’s no indication it understands him, as all it does is roar again.

[Waiting. Ready. She doesn’t want anyone to get hurt.]

The words are nothing but noise to it, and moments later, it strikes, sinking its teeth into the large man’s shoulder.

[Panic leaves her mind cluttered. A feral itch moves her hand. ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT.]

[She does. Less an attempt to actually harm him, more of an attempt to distract him. She couldn’t hurt him. It’s still HIM after all, isn’t it?]

And it stopped, jaws slowly releasing their hold on his shoulder. But it unclear whether the man had gotten though to him, or the blade now embed in his arm had caused him to let go.

Claws still gripping intro the large man, it turned its attention to the girl, licking at the blood dripping down its jaws.

Perhaps, it was the latter.

[ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT. ATTACK IT. DISTRACT IT.]

[In a swift motion, she snatches her weapon from where it was stuck in it’s arm and raked it across its face. She immediately bolted, though she knew it wouldn’t take long for it to catch her. Susie was fast, but had little stamina, and it was so much bigger than her…]

Susie no! Don’t hurt him, it’ll only make him more pissed! You need to run away! You need to keep safe!

It looked to the Trapper, an inky drop of blood trickling down its face, almost calm, maybe somber, for just a moment, before with a roar, giving chase.

It didn’t take long for it to catch up to its attacker, and when it did…

…it pinned her beneath its claws, bellowing out a roar of victory.

[Thud. Clatter. Panic.]

[Susie was always one to follow her instinct. That’s what got her in this situation. but something else told her to not fight back more. Not to provoke it more. He wasn’t hurting Trapper anymore. That’s all she cared about.]

[Susie is resigned. She’s done what she can.]

moved-to-quentinisoutside

Susie!

Oh dear god-

Are you okay!?

[Clear panic, he doesn't know what to do. Stop Philip, or rescue Susie]

Philip you need to stop this!

Guys can someone let me in? The Entity kicked me out and there are some wolves I think and I’m Scared?

Blatantly “inspired” by @uberjasonworkatuber @michael-at-safeway @legionsworkatsubway @theres-a-pig-in-oxxo @thepigatburgerking @michaelsatburgerking @trapperatikea @thelegionsellsdrugs @jasonworksatseveneleven @freddys-at-wendys @jeffrey-works-at-kfc @jigsawsatwafflehouse @thehuntressworksatsteaknshake @wraithatwalmart @jakesatkfc @laurieathardees @the-nurse-at-applebees @hillbillyatpizzahut @hagatasoobway @fiveguysdoctorsandfries (love your name) this post inspired by @susie-at-mcdonalds ((I shall usurp @quentins-build-a-bear ))