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From the thread: "Convenience Store Clerks, Let's Complain About Shitty Customers!: The 21st Person" (コンビニ店員だけで嫌な客について語ろう２１人目）
#295:
Customer: Do you have stamps?
Me: Yes, we do. What value would you like?
Customer: This. (Hands over an envelope)
Me: ….
Customer: How much?
Me: Huh?
Customer: So how much?
Me: Ahh...I don’t know. We don’t actually handle the mail here.
Customer: Why the hell don’t you know!? くぁｓｗでｒｆｔｇｙふじｋ！！！！
(You didn't fucking know either!)
From the thread, "How should Japanese People be Living Now?" (今日本人はどう生きるべきか？」
#52
"Isn’t it just that we should all just be nicer? Everyone should lead more compassionate and kind lives. It’s easy.
You’re all over thinking it. The answer is simple."
53
@52
"Really? We should all just be nicer?
It’s nice in principle, but impossible practically. Terror, drugs, youth crime, gangs, fraud, cults, rights, reverse racism, fags exposing themselves*, illegal Korean immigrants, old people going to the hospital because it’s free and bringing home a bunch of drugs, the polluted streams, rivers, sea and air, all the nuclear power problems, pachinko parlors, new-age religions*、 police crime, crimes of public teachers, white collar crime, the crimes of religious organizations...it’s not easy at all."
*I think this is generally what it means, but I’m not entirely sure.
From the thread, "How Should Japanese People be Living Now?"[今、日本人としてどう生きるべきか？」
#44:
Lately I've been writing too much and annoying everyone with my thoughts but
Overlooking people's unhappiness is unpleasant for me, so I'm just going to leave my thoughts here
[Cut]
And then, on the Chinese internet, there were a few people who were happy about the disaster in Japan
They just dirty their country’s prestige. They really have no concern for the people that were affected (by the disaster).
Of course these kind of people are in Japan and Korea as well.
They work for days, wasting energy just to lower their own country’s prestige.
[Cut]
The more patriotism one holds the less objectivity and impartiality one is capable of.
They can no longer judge what should be done to preserve the honor of their country.
There’s no point in “increasing the number of one’s country’s enemies”
If a person’s really that patriotic, change your enemies into friend, and help your country by lower the number of enemies.
Anybody can see that. Loss of conception of the “other” and jumping to conclusions is really the problem.
If you’re a calm, composed person, it should just be common sense.
This was sort of a long reply, so I have cut it down. Full thing can be read here.
#45:
@44:
Dude, there has to be no other country [than Japan] where it is more difficult to carry out a bloodless revolution.
If it gets really desperate, and it comes to the point where we have to dive into the cold sea, everyone’s going to cling to the sinking ship.
At least the majority of the this country’s population is.
If an unhesitating, “regulate (execute)-all-opposition tyrant like Nobunaga doesn't appear…[then it can’t be done]
From the thread, "How to tell girls with good personalities, and shit women apart" (性格の良い女と糞女の見かけ方)
Post #1
"Somebody fuckin' tell me."
Post #7
They use their phone while walking
They take up the whole damn sidewalk while walking
If they clear their throat too much
#14
Ugly girl girls have a complex, so they're full of pride
There are a lot that are jealous, malicious, with bad personalities.
#28
"Fat, country-born girls are all pure shit."
Holy shit, actual discussion?
To sum it up:
So we change 「Education」
↓
Then culturally, we mature
↓
Those that are afraid when citizens mature is the 「Ruling Class」
Do not speak to me in that unreserved way!
Why are people so quick to call a clerk shitty after they treat the clerk so goddamn poorly?
Are you a fucking preschooler who doesn't even know how to speak to people nicely?
Me: "Would you like me to heat up your food?"
Garbage Human: "Huh? Oh, sure."
Me: "Ohhhh yup, this guy is that kind of genuine piece 'o' shit."
Me: "Would you like me to heat up your food?
Honorable Customer: "Sorry for all the trouble. Yes please."
Me: "What a lovely customer!!!"(´；ω；`))
Note: I found this one to be especially ridiculous, so I'll post the original post below for those interested.
なんでクソって店員にタメ口きくの？ 敬語も使えないとか小学生未満か 俺｢弁当温めますか？｣ ゴミ｢あ？あっためて｣ 俺｢(あーはいはいこいつはそういうｶｽか)｣ 俺｢弁当温めますか？｣ お客様｢すみませんお願いします( ´,_ゝ`)｣ 俺｢(流石お客様やでぇ(´；ω；`))｣
Convenience Store Clerks: Social and Moral Bastions
From the thread, Ask Me About Losing My Job At a Convenience Store After Three Weeks. (コンビニバイト三週間で首になったけど質問有る？）
Post #2
"What'd you do?"
Post #4
I ate hot deli items and,
I was too slow
or so it seems.
Post #13
It's fine if you're not able to do the job,
but eating the merchandise? What an idiot lolol.
Post #14
>>13
I said something like, "Oh, am I not supposed to do that?"
It hear that they all watched me on the surveillance camera and laughed their asses off.
Post # 25
The people who get fired for being slow are usually only those who have this look like they don't have any room for social or moral improvement.
Post #34
Dude, I got fired after four days for the same reason!
Post #36
>>34
Why hello there!
My Nipples Look Like Daifuku
From the thread, "Convenience Store Clerks: Let's Complain About Customers We Hate! The 19th Thread (コンビニ店員だけで嫌な客について語ろう１９人目）
Post #209
"So this thirty-something couple comes in and when they come to check-out, the husband picks up this daifuku that's sitting in front of the register, holds it up to his wife's chest and says, "I'd say that's about the size of yer nipple lolol." I then told him to please not play with the food, after which the store received a complaint.
Oh really, so it's just fucking common sense to play with food? I honestly had no idea. Next time, I'll take two daifukus and a hot dog and play penis."
From the thread, "Convenience Store Workers, Let's Talk About Customers We Hate!"
Post ＃182
"I hate it when, after kids get their allowance they come in all excited. Because then, because they suck at adding, they don't have enough and start to cry. I really don't know what to do."
Post #184
"It depends: how cute is the kid?"
Excuse me ma'am...
From the thread, "Complaints You Couldn't Tell a Girl to Her Face" (リアルで言えない女へ愚痴）。
Post #1
"By all means, anything."
Post #2
"Show us your tits!"
Post #6
"Ugly chicks with terrible fashion sense: do not wear clothing that exposes yourself.
Ugly chicks with good fashion sense: if you so choose to expose yourself, don't show your face."
Takin' Our Jobs...
From the thread, "Let's Boycott prodcuts that the model 'Lola' appears in" (ローラが関わるCM商品の不買運動）.
Post #1
"Whose fault is the stupidly high public insurance fee?
It's the fault of the Koreans who reside in Japan and Bangladeshians, who unjustly use us for their medical expenses, taking them from us.
It is their fault, taking the taxes that we Japanese so carefully pay, and raising the price.
It is Lola's father who is the culprit.
It is through our strength that we can drive this billboard for public insurance fraud out of the country!"
Post #2
"What a shit thread. End it now."
For those that don't know, Lola is a half-Bangladeshian model in Japan.
Let Loose This Shameful Age
In the thread, "Convenience Store Clerks, Let's Talk About the Customers we Hate!" (コンビニ店員だけで嫌な客について語ろう）
Post #60
Today when I asked this guy who was buying instant noodles, "Do you need any chopsticks?"、 he looked all pissed and said, "How else am I supposed to eat it?"
Do you not own a single pair of chopsticks? Are you homeless?
Post #61
>>60
"Disposable chopsticks and stuff aren't cheap, so we should charge for them, am I right? Because there're a bunch of garbage human beings who think it's their right to receive them, I think there'll come a time when we will. Maybe in the confusion of the tax hike*, we could slip the charge in, make it like plastic bags** or utensils at grocery stores."
*Starting April first, the sales tax in Japan will rise
**Many grocery stores (and increasingly, other businesses) will charge five or so yen for a plastic bag if you do not bring one of your own.
Post #62
"Jesus, have we really come to an age where it's basically just okay to add a charge for stuff. Is that what you really want?*
*What the poster actually says at the end is, "ツンデレなのか？”、which in this instance means like, "I wonder if there isn't a gap between what you really want and what you're showing?" Also, yes, I know I took some liberties with the translation as a whole.
Post #80
>>60
"You shouldn't have said anything and just gave him (the chopsticks).
If he washes (his own) it'll add to his sewage bill."
Post #88
>>80
"Jesus Christ, not this shit again. Are you seriously even a clerk? When I don't say anything and just give out, I've gotten calls saying "The clerk always just gives me chopsticks, and they've accumulated and I can't use them, and throwing them away is wasteful. Is it okay if I come and bring them back to the store?"
World's Worst Service
From the thread, "Crappy Customers, Crappy Service." （ダメな客、ダメな接客）
If I say so myself,
In the past there weren’t any convenience stores that disgust me this much.
①I had the people at the counter heat up a frozen bento for me, and once I got home and ate it, I found that the center was still cold.
② I bought a cup of sake*, and when I asked the guy at the counter to heat it up for me**, he refused all indigently.
③ When I bought some pasta, they didn’t give me a fork, but rather some sort of spoon with tines attached.
By the way, ①〜③ are all at different stores.
私に言わせれば 過去にこれほど私をムカッとさせたコンビニはない。 ①フリーズの弁当をレンジでチンしてもらって、家に帰って食べようとしたら、まだ中が凍っていた ②ワンカップ大関をレンジで熱燗にしてくれるように頼んだら、店員がエラそうにも断りやがった ③パスタを買ったら、フォークでなく先割れスプーンを付けてきやがった ちなみに①～③は全て別店舗。
*You can buy sake that come in containers that almost look like jars, presumably so that a person can stick them directly in the microwave and heat them up if they wish.
**In Japanese convenience stores, the microwave is kept behind the counter and the customer must ask for his or her item(s) to be heated.
Too Much Stress
In the thread, “All the People in Starbucks are Basically Idiots, Am I Right? (スタバにいる客って基本みんなばかだよね) （In response to another post about the ordering system at Starbucks being a pain and taking too long).
Yeah, that's true but, Subway is waaay more of a pain. At Starbucks, it's just the kind of drink, hot or cold, and how big but, at Subway, it's the kind of sandwich, what kind of bread, do you want the bread toasted? Are there any vegetables you don't like? How much of each kind? Plus then there's the recommended toppings, plus even the stupid dressing that you're forced to choose. Plus they wear those masks that make it hard to hear. Then at the end right before you pay they'll ask if you want a drink or a side. If you have the person in charge of the cooking, and then the person in charge of the register, that's fine, but they're always changing sides. What the hell is this, a test in communicating?
上にも出てるがスタバよりサブウェイのが面倒だ スタバは種類、ホットかアイス、大きささえ言えば注文できるが サブエーは大まかな種類、パンの種類、パン焼くか？、嫌いな野菜あるか？ 量はどうするか？ さらにオススメのトッピング具材、はたまたドレッシングまで選ばされるんだぞ しかもマスクして調理しながら聞いてくるから聞き取りづらい・・・ そしてお会計でポテトとかジュースつけないか聞いてくるし 調理担当とレジが同一でやってりゃいいんだけど変わる事多い なにこのコミュ力試験？
Those Starbucks Baristas...
In the thread, "All the People in Starbucks are Basically Idiots, Am I Right? (スタバにいる客って基本みんなばかだよね)
(In response to another post in which the person said it's too difficult to order because of the size names).
"What? I am always able to order by saying 'medium iced.' Baristas are lowly pieces of shit; there's no need to spoil them answering to their every beck and call. They'll get happy and fucking piss themselves.