Solice from Onism

I make no promises about the content of this blog ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[shegufta]

Since St. Valentine was also the patron saint of the plague, let’s celebrate this year’s Valentine’s Day by VACCINATING YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN

[whitepeopletwitter]

[henryclervals]

we’re almost in the ‘20s and dadaism is thriving, europe’s in a shambles, everyone is broke and the right wing is on the rise so i guess we really don’t learn a goddamn thing huh

[moonisneveralone]

This is really the post I was looking for

[ramboknits]

Merry Christmas from me and Irwin.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[tiktokarchive]

"What! What are you- [laughs] Stupid, give it back! [laughs some more] Let it go!"

[catsuggest]

appreciatinge some dirt today

[heroponchris]

The seductive Wario cutout protects this territory and nourishes the land. Everything smells of garlic. You try to pass by bashfully, but cannot. You are not immune to seductive Wario. "Wahaha!" He has taken your coin and your honor. You thank him.

[dateaforestgod]

date a forest god who cares about the hungers of your body and soul

[playtokens]

[tinybed]

bastard

[ewfadsasddsdasd-deactivated2018]

he’s just a baby please

[tinybed]

baby bastard more like

[hoziersgirlfiend]

its he..

[tinybed]

more bastardous than ever….

[thebatbrats]

We make fun of Steve but if I introduced my 2 best friends and they ended up liking each other more than me I might also overreact so hard I peace out of the timeline and get back with my ex

[ramboknits]

🎃

[saphura]

Knitting is such a weird combination of precision and winging it like this is supposed to be relaxing but there is also a small twinge of anxiety.

[paranoidgemsbok]

i hate when people are like UHM FRUIT ISNT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU IT HAS A LOT OF SUGAR like shut the fuck up go eat your nutritionally complete meal powder you bought off a fucking kickstarter project okay let me enjoy a clementine 

[zooophagous]

God SAME.

It even goes beyond that, like if I ever eat a raw vegetable for my own health I always get shit like “yeah but the dressing is super bad for you so you canceled it out by eating ranch with it” or “carrots have tons of carbs they’re basically sugar”

And I’m just like for real? I can’t have a baby carrot with ranch? I can’t have some fucking grapes? If the only truly “”“pure”“” food I can eat is raw celery and a daily multivitamin I’d quite honestly and truly rather just be dead.

[dredsina]

Just because something has a lot of calories or sugar doesn’t mean it’s bad for you. Veggies and fruits have a ton of vitamins and minerals and fiber and you NEED calories for like…your body to work. So who cares if you smother them in ranch. Just don’t dip a clementine in ranch

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

I’m gonna dip a clementine in ranch.

[quinzelade]

Why do you hate Jesus

[hokuto-ju-no-ken]

Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so.

[arloghoul]

^That’s a raw ass fucking quote

[tygermama]

That’s going to end up being one of those quotes that are completely stripped of their context and passed around as the rawest, most profound thing and when someone finds out it’s about dipping clementines in Ranch dressing and freaks out, I hope you’ll be proud of yourself

I know I would be

👍

[ampervadasz]

[ofkindnessandchaos-deactivated2]

OMFG.

[all-aboard-the-bane-train]

Very curious doggo

[castle-engineer-deactivated2019]

Reminder that puffins are extremely social and like to fit in with their friends, so they will adopt mannerisms and interests of the group. So there is a good chance this little guy is trying to be friends with the photographer by showing his interest in the camera.

[rickriordanrevamp]

I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

[theequeerstrian]

What the FUCK

[sc4ttershot]

[yassmines]

i love a little red eyeshadow on the lower lid…its a little sexy and a little bit like oh no :( what happened