the kids on the bus go AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

kids are just grown ups that are still kids Submissions welcome! (btw I am a driver) (so school bus questions are also welcome)

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Kindergartener: Redbull gives you wings!!

5th Grader: Redbull is hARD CIDER. REDBULL MAKES YOU DIE.

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5th Grader: You’re so pretty!

Driver: Aw, thanks :)

4th Grader: You look like Harry Potter!

Driver: Aw, thanks XD

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And the sequel

“Are you Harry Potter’s sister?”

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Finally dressed as Harry Potter for Halloween

“Hermione?”

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“Everyone has bronchitis, it seems”

“That’s bc everyone shares water bottles all the time”

“I share water bottles and I don’t have bronchitis”

“You will”

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✨my first grader who lies✨

- Yesterday we went to the beach for my sisters birthday. In Antarctica!

- Yesterday I broke both my legs! It’s better now.

- Yesterday there was a coyote in my backyard, so I grabbed it by the tail and spun it around seven times and threw it back into its home.

- Yesterday there was a burglar in my house and I shot him in the chest and cut off his arms!

- I AM sitting down!

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✨more tales from my first grader who lies✨

- Yesterday there was a ghost under my bed, and I kicked it! (Other kid: you can’t kick ghosts)

- Yesterday a kid fainted in PE class and she died and I did CPR and she came back to life

- One time I couldn’t find my brother for two days but it turned out he was just sleeping in his room but it turned out actually it was a killer disguised as my brother and it turned out my brother was in his closet for two days and the killer chased me around until my mom beat him up with a rake!

- Did you know rocks are made when you put stuff together really tight for millions of years? I know because I made rocks for millions of years and then I built the mountains and then I built all the buildings and I built this country

- In 2005, I was the champion of the school. (Bus driver: in 2005, I was six) *speechless*

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little kid walking to the next bus in line, tugs on teacher’s hand and points at me, a bus driver: teacher, is that a boy or a girl?

teacher opening mouth to answer, looks up at me: …

teacher: *visible panic*

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our kids are going to look like slender man

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If we make a wrong turn I’m going to rip my eyebrows off.

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hey bus driver do me a favor please make a wrong turn up here so i can rIP MY EYEBROWS OFF

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“I’m so sorry I didn’t mean it!!!!”

“It’s ok! My therapist will hear about this tho”

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SIGMA SIGMA BOY SIGMA BOY SIGMA SIGMA BOY

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“What is up, gang?”

“I have a new disorder 💅”

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I WANNA ROB FRED MEYER

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✨my first grader who lies✨

- Yesterday we went to the beach for my sisters birthday. In Antarctica!

- Yesterday I broke both my legs! It’s better now.

- Yesterday there was a coyote in my backyard, so I grabbed it by the tail and spun it around seven times and threw it back into its home.

- Yesterday there was a burglar in my house and I shot him in the chest and cut off his arms!

- I AM sitting down!

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can I eat this leaf?? pleeeeease?

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6yo: Guess what, I have THREE boyfriends!

Driver: Wow! Do they know this?

6yo: Oh yeah, they’re brothers ☺️

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If we make a wrong turn I’m going to rip my eyebrows off.

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KeRMIt ThE kRAB

(Africa by Toto begins to play)

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Kid: You’re not old enough to have kids.

Other kid: [offended] I’m old. I’m five.