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6yo: Yeah /third grader’s name/ is my friend she taught me a song it goes like this —
6yo: “come on Jeffrey you can do it pave the way put your back into it tell us why show us how look where you came from look at you now!”
Me: … is that the whole song?
6yo: YUP!
Me: oh thank goodness
“Everyone has bronchitis, it seems”
“That’s bc everyone shares water bottles all the time”
“I share water bottles and I don’t have bronchitis”
“You will”
little kid walking to the next bus in line, tugs on teacher’s hand and points at me, a bus driver: teacher, is that a boy or a girl?
teacher opening mouth to answer, looks up at me: …
teacher: *visible panic*
our kids are going to look like slender man
“I’m so sorry I didn’t mean it!!!!”
“It’s ok! My therapist will hear about this tho”
SIGMA SIGMA BOY SIGMA BOY SIGMA SIGMA BOY
“What is up, gang?”
“I have a new disorder 💅”
I WANNA ROB FRED MEYER
