Overheard Today

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MJ: *mistakes my elbow for my chelidon*

MJ: huh

MJ: why does your chelidon feel like a scrotum

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B: he mumbled the croatian term for nbcb

(that I learnt from another guy)

M: ohh what is it?

M: in case someone scolds me in croatian too

B: *said term*

B: yeah sure that will happen

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Zi Char

MJ: Aunty yi ge zhe ge

MJ: Siao de (meant xiao de)

S: *LOL*

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?: 你再找谁

S: uhhh bryan? (But actually means Derrick 🤦‍♀️)

?: huh 等一下让我想一下... 没有 bryan lei

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S: if i look as happy to see you as i am looking at ice cream i guess ill marry you

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MO: what do you mean Peruse of C*** C***********

S: they copy pasted that didn’t they

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MO: *for the umpteenth time* where is your session objectives?!

S: ITS RIGHT THERE!!

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E:mommy i need to use a different kind of water for this new face wash

C:really?!?

E:ya it says here wash with lukewarm water

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S: *on a roller coaster*

Random mom: 开眼睛

Random son: 我不要 T_T

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E: *tries to get syrup from the syrup pump*

P: 那个是洗手的

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S: we’re going to JSB later

Q: all the Flinders people hunting the building

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K: you see those mamils on the ANZAC highway on saturdays

K: M.A.M.I.L. Middle age men in lycra

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V: i wonder what wil happen if i drive at 220km/h

S: firstly i will not be in the car

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H: *battles with the mic in the middle of the lecture*

H: sorry I'm Swedish, I'm not used to this it's German

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W & N: *talks about driving to melbourne*

S: you know where we should go? To lunch

S: *mic drop*

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L: *serious addiction to Fight List*

L: ...absorbance...ethanol propanol and butanol

G: wait who are you playing against??

L: it's for my report, I'm not playing

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V: it's a gay marriage??

S: but the bride has boobs?

V: it's small though