A random day to a weird girl.

Today is unusually hot and sunny. Oh my glob it's the end of the world!

[overlord-aya]

Ron: *holds two pieces of toast next to Draco's face, idiot sandwich style*

Ron: What are you?

Draco:

Harry: *from the other side of the room* a snack!

Ron: NO!!!

[daddiesdrarryy]

Healer Draco: You need to eat healthy

Auror Harry: Nah

Healer Draco: The last patient who didn’t change their diet after I suggested it died

Auror Harry: Oh—

Healer Draco: In a plane crash

Auror Harry: Oh…that sounds unrelated

Healer Draco: I’m the one that crashed it. Do NOT disobey me

Auror Harry: …

[8b0ny]

Doja Cat - MOO

[zealli]

moooooo

[shonendontcry]

Mooo!

[sakura-haruka]

#Yas Queens

[hayscodings]

your parents knew. i told them. and they did nothing but mock me.

[knowwhatimeme]

[robert-nash]

huge tv meme →  [4/10] male characters: dean winchester

Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

[hayscodings]

But something’s bothering you…what is it?

[expelliarmus]

[shencomix]

[juliakaze]

get to know me meme: Favorite books- Harry Potter Series (2/2) 1

“I solemnly swear I am up to no good”

- J.K.Rowling, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

[gagglescorn]

So many situations in movies where there’s something scary happening and the women are in hysterics but the men are completely calm.. doesn’t seem realistic at all

[writhe]

have u ever seen a man be minorly inconvenienced….catastrophic

[b99gif]

[veronicadvalle]

Mean Girls AU: Varchie Edition

[i-want-your-bones]

my music aesthetic is girls with strange coloured hair singing vaguely unsettling lyrics in airy, ethereal-like tones