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top ten beings from the magnus archives i want to date

1. Helen Distortion- i love her so fuckign much id let her top me i want her to be my wife enough said

2. Michael Distortion- I love fuckhands mcmike,,,,, i love his voice and his laugh i would die for him

3. Jane Prentiss- i want to be infested by the hive!!! i want the worms. i have so much love and who better to share it with than worms. also jane’s hot

4. Gerry Keay- gender envy. need i say more? goth, likes arson, did i mention the gender part? perfect.

5. Tim Stoker- he’s hot. he's SO hot. also he’s funny and i imagine he has a really dopey adorable smile, you know? and i miss him.

6. Oliver Banks- ONE OF THE ONLY CANONICALLY HOT MEN IN THE WHOLE PODCAST. he is funny and cool and reminds me of kravitz adventurezone. i suppose that should earn him a higher ranking than six but i must leave my past self something

7. Nikola Orsinov- i hear your concern. “Isn’t it a mannequin?” “Isn’t it creepy and weird?” “Didn’t it kidnap Tim’s brother, who is above it on this list?” yes, yes, and unfortunately also yes but I’m willing to let bygones be bygones

8. Agnes Montague- girl hot, I’m lov, what else could be required

9. Jared Hopworth- he could give me so many bones oh my god i’d be unstoppable

10. Annabelle Cane- admittedly I am very, very afraid of spiders and do not like them at all but we all have to make sacrifices in life for the things we love and also dlkajlkghsaldkfj girl hot

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wow. thanks everyone

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i made some more :) i'm going to call this she ra characters + text posts pt 2 and maybe i'll make a series out of it

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oh this episode is... hitting

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tumblr's dumb new follow button on every username on a post for some reason gives me the option to follow people who r clearly deactivated

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is bending... a recessive trait

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BLM Masterpost

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HOLY SHIT???

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SKDNDNDNND THIS WAS ABOUT SOUTH PARK??

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top ten beings from the magnus archives i want to date

1. Helen Distortion- i love her so fuckign much id let her top me i want her to be my wife enough said

2. Michael Distortion- I love fuckhands mcmike,,,,, i love his voice and his laugh i would die for him

3. Jane Prentiss- i want to be infested by the hive!!! i want the worms. i have so much love and who better to share it with than worms. also jane’s hot

4. Tim Stoker- he’s hot. he’s SO hot. also he’s funny and i imagine he has a really dopey adorable smile kind of like Jake Peralta, you know? and i miss him.

5. Sasha James- she’s so cool. and she’s actually competent. AND i love her voice. everything you could possibly want!

6. Jude Perry- she’s so hot. both appearance and temperature wise. i would let her melt me

7. Nikola Orsinov- i hear your concern. “Isn’t it a mannequin?” “Isn’t it creepy and weird?” “Didn’t it kidnap Tim’s brother, who is above it on this list?” yes, yes, and unfortunately also yes but I’m willing to let bygones be bygones

8. Agnes Montague- girl hot, I’m lov, see my reasons for Jude Perry above

9. Jared Hopworth- he could give me so many bones oh my god i’d be unstoppable

10. Annabelle Cane- admittedly I am very, very afraid of spiders and do not like them at all but we all have to make sacrifices in life for the things we love and also dlkajlkghsaldkfj girl hot

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im not a patreon member so i don't know what the fuck this is supposed to mean but this is so FUNNY

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i hate natural selection. "oh i have more advantageous traits so i fuck more" fuck you

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one of my fav parts of the season (which is really all of it tbh there isn't a lot that wasn't my fav part) was when catra and adora would be gay and bow and glimmer would just glance at each other

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adora and catra: *being useless lesbians not realizing they both are pining for each other*

bow and glimmer: oh my god! these bitches gay! good for them. good for them

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one of my fav parts of the season (which is really all of it tbh there isn't a lot that wasn't my fav part) was when catra and adora would be gay and bow and glimmer would just glance at each other

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I AM HYPERVENTILATING I CANNOT FUCKING BREATHE LOVE LOVE LOVE WAS ALWAYS THE ANSWER CATRA WAS ALWAYS THE ANSWER IM GONNA PASS OUT

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THE POWER OF LOVE AHJKNKNDGOM

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THE POWER OF LOVE!!!!!!!!

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CATRADORA FANS CAN I GET A

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