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🛒〻angel.

[jjoshuj1]

𝐉𝐄𝐎𝐍𝐆𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄 ー 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 。

𝐏𝐒𝐃 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃 ー 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐂𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍 𝐁𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 。

𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄/𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆 𝐏𝐋𝐒 。

[jjoshuj1]

𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐃𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄 ー 𝐅𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 。

𝐏𝐒𝐃 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃 ー 𝐋𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐒𝐌 𝐁𝐘 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐂𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 。

𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄/𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆 𝐏𝐋𝐒 。

[jjoshuj1]

𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐘𝐔 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄 ー 𝐓𝐇𝐑𝐄𝐄 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 。

𝐏𝐒𝐃 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃 𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐀𝐋 ー 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐁𝐘 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐊𝐊 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐊𝐊 。

𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄/𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆 𝐏𝐋𝐒 。

[jjoshuj1]

𝐕𝐄𝐑𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌𝐄 ー 𝐓𝐖𝐎 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 。

𝐏𝐒𝐃 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐃 ー 59 𝐁𝐘 𝐌𝐎𝐎𝐍2𝐊2 。

𝐋𝐈𝐊𝐄/𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐋𝐎𝐆 𝐏𝐋𝐒 。

[incorrectvld-quotes]

Allura: Shiro, are you sure you're okay?

Shiro: Yeah, I'm absolutely fine.

Allura: Are you sure? This morning you asked if you could borrow some glue to hold your life together.

[overrzted]

this is so loud.

[incorrectvld-quotes]

Shiro: Keith has no survival or self preservationists instinct. I think he was just born without one

Allura: That can't be tru-

Shiro: Watch this

Shiro: Hey Keith! Race you downstairs!

Keith: [jumps out two story window]

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ITS 1AM AND IM CRYINGG

[did-you-know]

[endcetaceanexploitation]

Washoe was a chimp who was taught sign language.

One of Washoe’s caretakers was pregnant and missed work for many weeks after she miscarried. Roger Fouts recounts the following situation:

“People who should be there for her and aren’t are often given the cold shoulder—her way of informing them that she’s miffed at them. Washoe greeted Kat [the caretaker] in just this way when she finally returned to work with the chimps. Kat made her apologies to Washoe, then decided to tell her the truth, signing “MY BABY DIED.” Washoe stared at her, then looked down. She finally peered into Kat’s eyes again and carefully signed “CRY”, touching her cheek and drawing her finger down the path a tear would make on a human (Chimpanzees don’t shed tears). Kat later remarked that one sign told her more about Washoe and her mental capabilities than all her longer, grammatically perfect sentences.“ [23]

Washoe herself lost two children; one baby died shortly after birth of a heart defect, the other baby, Sequoyah, died of a staph infection at two months of age.

[sonyvegaspro12]

more about Washoe:

after the death of her children, researchers were determined to have Washoe raise a baby and brought in a ten month chimpanzee named Loulis. one of the caretakers went to Washoe’s enclosure and signed “i have a baby for you.” Washoe became incredibly excited, yelling and swaying from side to side, signing “baby” over and over again. then she signed “my baby.”

the caretaker came back with Loulis, and Washoe’s excitement disappeared entirely. she refused to pick Loulis up, instead signing “baby” apathetically; it was clear that the baby she thought she was getting was going to be Sequoyah. eventually Washoe did approach Loulis, and by the next day the two had bonded and from then on she was utterly devoted to him.

*information shamelessly paraphrased from When Elephants Weep by Jeffrey Masson.

[georgiejohn]

Even more interestingly, after Washoe and Loulis bonded, she started teaching him American Sign Language the same way that human parents teach their children language. It only took Loulis eight days to learn his first sign from Washoe, and aside from the seven that his human handlers learned around him, he learned to speak in ASL just as fluently as Washoe and was able to communicate with humans in the same way she could.

[death-limes]

now if y’all don’t think this is the tightest shit you can get outta my face

[memes-r-memes]

[overrzted]

LMFAO DEAD-

[redwinerozanova]

you know that part in emperor’s new groove when devil kronk is like “that’s nothing. look what I can do” and does a one-handed handstand and then angel kronk is like “he’s got a point”? that’s two brain cells representation babey

[vrepit-salutatorian]

hey archive, d-did i stutter?

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[imfeelinghappiness]

Apps To Kill Time On

Keep seeing some posts circulating about popular websites and wanted to make a version for apps.

These are apps I’m way too addicted to. Am I missing any?

P.S. I’m on an iPhone so these are iPhone apps, but probably have an Android version too.

Edit: Sorry for all the time I’ve taken away from your life

Commaful - popular fanfiction, story, and poetry community 👑

Bettr - the reason my friends are jealous of my Insta

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Spellbound - addictive horror 👻 and romance stories

Helix Jump - legit the most addicting game on my phone

Calm - Award-winning app for meditation and sleeping better

Tenkyu - tilt your phone and watch the relaxing magic happen

Slime Road - bet you can’t hit the bullseye ⚾️

Hempire - become a plant mogul

Dune! - Ride the sand dunes like a baller!! so much fun

Go Fish - win trophies by catching hella fish

Hotspot Shield - free proxy/VPN to bypass school filters

Terrarium - build the ultimate garden empire

Golf Orbit - ever played golf on mars?

Ball Blast - Just shoot the balls. Simple right? ;)

Sling Drift - beep beep - level 70 is insane 🚗

1Q - get paid to answer simple questions

Crowd City - Become the popular kid in town by running around 

Bee Factory - become a honey tycoon

Wind Rider - fly through a city in a wing suit

Spill it - drop balls and break glass

Fire Balls - shoot balls at obstacles. gets pretty hard

Paper - can you conquer all the territory and win?

Two Dots - a fun puzzle game. easy time killer

Planet Bomber - let’s nuke some planets

Ice Racing - race down a mountain at record speeds

Splashy - bounce the ball accurately to survive. requires focus

Snakes Vs. Blocks - even more fun than the original snake hehe

Twenty48 Solitaire - best toilet game

Knock Balls - shoot down blocks with a canon - surprisingly relaxing

Wishbone - fun game for comparing stuff like hair, celebs, sports

Hole - fuck up a city muahaha

Dosh - get paid to shop

Sweatcoin - get paid to walk

Yarn - stories that are seriously creepy af

You’re welcome 😉

[adult-sasuke]

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

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<3

[sexualassbutts]

If you're ever bored, here's a list of Studio Ghibli films you can watch for free.

Castle In The Sky (1986) Grave of the Fireflies (1988) My Neighbor Totoro (1988) Kiki’s Delivery Service (1989) Only Yesterday (1991) Porco Rosso (1992) Pom Poko (1994) Whisper of the Heart (1995) Princess Mononoke (1997) My Neighbors the Yamadas (1999) Spirited Away (2001) The Cat Returns (2002) Howl’s Moving Castle (2004) Tales from Earthsea (2006) Ponyo On A Cliff From The Sea (2008) The Secret World of Arrietty/The Borrower Arrietty (2010) From Up on Poppy Hill (2011)

If any of the links stop working, please let me know so I can fix it.

For Castle In The Sky, wait for the free user button to be clickable and it will send you to the video.

[allydsgn]

how do I not share this, though (HIGHLY RECOMMENDING HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE IT’S MY FAVORITE)

[zjoy-deactivated20190221]

Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind (1984) The Tale of the Princess Kaguya (2013) The Wind Rises (2013)

[palindromic-geek]

These are so good if you need something to calm you down on a bad day or after panics :)

[overrzted]

uwu i have to share :>

[squoosetiel]

Fic:

Me:

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KSKSSK

[overrzted]

Cube: E’dawn and Hyuna are not dating.

Hyuna: lmao try again.