The Paladorks Have Spoken

Incorrect Voltron Legendary Defender quotes at it's worst, everyone is welcome! Submissions are open. Main blog: Sleepyssnail

[incorrectvld-quotes]

Kolivan: Is your entire species so ill-mannered?

Keith: Nope. Just me.

[incorrectvld-quotes]

Lotor: Do you have a problem with me?

Keith: Yes. Was I being too subtle

[incorrectvld-quotes]

Kidnapper Lotor, on the phone: We have your son.

Keith: I don’t have a son.

Kidnapper Lotor: Then who just asked for chocolate milk with a silly straw and made us cut the crusts off his PB&J?

Keith: Oh God, you have our space dad!

[incorrectvld-quotes]

Keith: I pranked Lotor but he didn't notice so I don't think it counts

Shiro [smirking]: What did you do?

Keith: I gave him a stick of deodorant and told him it was a popular earth candy

Lance [laughing on the floor]: OH MY GOD

Keith: He's gone through three of them already

[sleepyssnail]

Personal opinion that whatever this new layout is:

Absolutely SUCKS! I don't like how it's all spread out, and the "share" icon on the far right? That's to send MESSAGES! I though it was to share to other platforms like facebook, twitter, instagram, and so on.

Also WHERE'S THE REBLOG GRAPH???

There's also no tally for the total note-count anymore, which is just dumb to me because I LOVE seeing the full numbers.

What we used to have:

Was far more manageable, organized, and comprehensive in design.

Give it back or I'll start biting.

[incorrectvld-quotes]

I will always ALWAYS complain about stupid, unnecessary, and counterproductive tumblr updates on this sideblog.

This new design is too hard to use.

[incorrectvld-quotes]

Lance: So I know it’s a bit late, but I have another birthday present to give you

Keith: You already gave me balloons and called them “sacks of your breath,” I think I’m good

Lance: I just wanted to give you a kiss!

Keith: …get over here before I strangle you

[incorrectvld-quotes]

Keith internally: Nobody’s gonna notice, it’s just a normal day, don’t bring it up and sound like an attention seeker or-

*walks into what looks like a disaster zone*

Keith: …what happened?

Lance: I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA TO DECORATE WITH KNIVES-

Hunk: I SAID NO! ALSO, I MADE YOU DONUTS!!!

Pidge: Statistically this was a bad idea, but the thought of a bouncy castle WITHIN AN ACTUAL CASTLE WAS JUST SO COOl!

Shiro: I may have… lent a hand? Literally.

Keith: You guys…are insane. I love it

[incorrectvld-quotes]

Keith: You guys gave me way too much stuff for my birthday.

Lance: I gave you something truly precious!

Keith: You gave me balloon-

Lance: Sacks of my own breath.

Keith: So, balloons?

Lance: Yeah, balloons.

[incorrectvld-quotes]

Shiro: Happy birthday Keith! Welcome to adulthoo-

Keith: Nope, I’m locking myself in my room and living off Cheerios and Milky Ways until this ‘adult’ thing goes away.

Shiro: That’s not how it works.

Keith: Wake me up when it’s time to retire.

[haibunnyy]

My tattoo artist is coming back to my city later this year! I exclusively have anime/cartoon tattoos and I’ve decided my next one will be Voltron! But now I need ideas/inspo!

What should my next tattoo be??

Keith’s blade - ribs

Keith fallen angel recreation - right shoulder

Voltron V symbol with Keith’s blade going through it - wrist

Other ideas I need inspo!

Why in gods green earth would you get a vld tattoo? - well okay fair enough

Voting ended onOct 19, 2024

[imjustlovinlivin]

No no no no no, stop. This is because of the new movie, I know it. But please god, I do not have the emotional power for it to make a comeback culturally

[incorrectvld-quotes]

WE'RE BACK BABY!

[file-saver]

so now that it's been confirmed "voltron: legendary defender" will be leaving netflix on december 7, i'm here to share all of the seasons & episodes for download on google drive so that you don't have to give money to netflix (which you should stop doing anyway, really): all right here, in one mega link!

credit to instagram user scenepimp via this post

as with most pirates, it is asked for your own (and others') benefit that you save this media on a physical device; i.e. hard drives, DVDs, SD cards, etc. this way, it's yours forever and cannot be taken from you by a greedy streaming service.

EDIT TO ADD: i have been made aware that the entire show is also on the internet archive, which is convenient! with that being said though, i still strongly encourage what i said in the last paragraph since that's a guarantee that you'll never lose access ─ especially since the internet archive has been facing some legal trouble recently and its resources may not always last.

[a-silent-storyteller]

Voltron news

hey. I know it’s really sad that voltron is leaving Netflix. I was at a football game when I found out so I have to share something. You guys should absolutely NOT use myflixer.to to find all the way up to the fourth season. You should definitely not screen record it if you have an apple product with Netflix. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES should you use obs with a laptop. This means that you may get the show for free long after its removal.

;>

[solshroomii]

we're having a PowerPoint night for a student org I'm president of and this is the last slide of my PowerPoint recapping Voltron and its consequences

[linipik]

dude.... they are taking vld out of netflix :/

have I rewtched it since 2018? not really, but i reference it often, and the wave of new fans from time to time was always refreshing.

[linipik]

My sources:

SIGh

[incorrectvld-quotes]

This just SUCKS. Ugh.

[hiitsonyx]

GANG

GUYS FYM VOLTRON IS GETTING TAKEN DOWN FROM NETFLIX THIS YEAR!!!!????? HWAT???? WHY??? NO WAY. NO. I DON'T ALLOW THIS. NUH-UH. F U NETFLIX. NUH-UHHHHHHHHHH

I'M DOWNLOADING THE WHOLE SERIES ON MY PHONE RN.

THEY WON'T TAKE VOLTRON AWAY FROM ME!!!!🔥🔥🔥

[incorrectvld-quotes]

WHAT. THE. HECK. NTRGJHVFIUKJGHI NO NO NO NO IGUFVHI

Do I own seasons 1-6 on DVD? Yes. BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I WANT IT TAKEN DOWN!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

Time to download seasons 7 and 8 so I at least HAVE THEM

[bluemantics]

guys help i just got in a small fight with voltronofficial’s instagram and threatened to write a post s8 miniseries that actually showcased character development

[bluemantics]

YALL GOT ANOTHER THING COMING

[mosscreeper-ao3]

How the fuck did you get a fight with the OFFICIAL Voltron instagram?????

[bluemantics]

i think the real question is how this didn’t happen SOONER