live a little Jotero

Eve | genderfluid | ey/em/eir | lithromantic mutuals hmu for skype or kik!

[deadsarious]

me as a parent

[redscullyrevival]

The new fun thing my kids are doing is putting a Godzilla mask on a bouncy horse and leaving it for me to ominously find throughout the day. It takes planing and insight and I’m as impressed as I am scared.

[redscullyrevival]

HELP ME

[redscullyrevival]

[redscullyrevival]

[rbthemad]

@the-great-mighty-dick

[shitpostbot5k]

[unclefather]

my cat looking at me and pissing on the floor while I’m in the middle of cleaning their litter box

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

she wants you to take the chicken out of the freezer

[lesbiankatebush]

who

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

the mom coming home in 20 minutes reading this

[andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels]

So I found a story I wrote years ago

It’s really awful, but some better highlights include:  “He was, unfortunately, handsome.” 

and

“My apartment was broken into. They took everything but my cat and the garlic salt.” 

[luckyladylily]

These are top quality sentences, I just want you to know.

[477]

[cungadero]

[browsedankmemes]

[werewolf-cuddles]

OH MY GOD IT’S HIM

[gotitforcheap-deactivated201611]

[athanatosora]

bakugou katsuki: 0 bakugou mitsuki: 1

[sucknarutoes]

[redditfront]

This picture in McDonald’s was hung sideways

[super-affection]

[death-420]

tumblr mobile is a joke some1 add a pic im on mobile

[silascaptor-deactivated20210107]

I can’t help u m8 I am also on mobile

[death-420]

s-someone please add pics we’re on mobile

[hotvampireadjacent]

i’d love to help but i’m also on mobile sorry

[immentallydeficient-deactivated]

[helltitty]

how many toes you got?

[brucebocchi]

you mean in my mouth or

[helltitty]

blocked, have a horrible day

[cyberfights]

this is an artistic rendition of my irrational fear of a head that attacks only under the cover of the very loud toilet flush in the scary top floor bathroom at the hospital and how i exited the bathroom when i decided to flush and run as opposed to my normal method of flushing and putting my back to a wall

[cyberfights]

took pics today at work to show common attack patterns and defense strategies that i employ

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[fallhound]

I shitpost when I’m feeling down

[yiff-deluxe-deactivated20170214]

but u always shitpost

[fallhound]

[hellofuture]