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Ryland Grace propaganda

called the leading scientist in his field a "staggering waste of carbon"

left academia and taught middle school science

got kidnapped by Literally Every Government

made first contact with alien life

killed it :(

room of government officials is prompted by someone with practically infinite power to clap for him

home depot montage in which he, a middle school science teacher used to solving problems with no budget whatsoever had access to a government expenses card. bought every pack of sour skittles

figured out how to make the aliens breed :)

room of government officials and scientists is prompted by someone with practically infinite power to clap for him

ended up on an interstellar voyage called the Hail Mary

yknow. 'cause his name is Grace. Hail Mary, full of Grace

made first contact with alien life

befriended him :)

turned the centrifugal gravity system on, floated down to the ground really gracefully, promptly tripped over a doorframe

made first contact with alien life

taught middle school science

played by Ryan Gosling

aroace

autistic

genuinely terrible at wearing glasses

very wet cat

also here's some pictures of him

We love him

blackdykegirlblogger

ik pride is all ppl think of when june hits but i also wanna say HAPPY CARIBBEAN AMERICAN HERITAGE MONTH BITCHES ‼️‼️‼️

the-irreverend

And stay safe everyone!

mangocarta

so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

thetalkingcrocus

i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and:

liberissima

RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.

i-cant-think-of-anything-to-say

hunting down Tumblr posts i see on Pinterest part 647

queerascat

“ACES BELONG AT PRIDE”

a PSA for the naysayers and encouragement for those who need it. mostly the latter rather than the former, but for those who needed the PSA:

you’re welcome.

※ photos taken May 2018 at Tokyo Rainbow Pride. see more at queerascat.com.

prideknights

⚔️🌈

felysha

Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who was murdered on the first day of Pride month as well as Indigenous History Month. He died protecting his trans husband. Homophobia and racism aren’t marks of the past, and this is a heart breaking reminder of that.

Praying for a safe journey back to the spirit world, Uncle ❤️‍🩹🦅

felysha

Today is the anniversary of the death of Jonathan Joss (King of the Hill, Parks and Rec). Jonathan Joss was an Indigenous, gay man who died protecting his transgender husband, on the first day of Pride month. Today we remember him and how he protected his family.

stephanieyumyum

First Wednesday of the month you know what that means

never-bend-stay-strange

No, actually I don’t

stephanieyumyum

tornado sirens

#10k post

stephanieyumyum

First Wednesday of the month you know what that means

never-bend-stay-strange

No, actually I don’t

stephanieyumyum

tornado sirens

queerascat

“ACES BELONG AT PRIDE”

a PSA for the naysayers and encouragement for those who need it. mostly the latter rather than the former, but for those who needed the PSA:

you’re welcome.

※ photos taken May 2018 at Tokyo Rainbow Pride. see more at queerascat.com.

prideknights

⚔️🌈

the-biornicles

fun fact "a-spec people can still feel love even if it's different from what amatonormative society considers love" and "some people don't experience love at all and that's fine and doesn't make them any less human or worthy of respect" are two statements that can and do coexist

queerascat

“ACES BELONG AT PRIDE”

a PSA for the naysayers and encouragement for those who need it. mostly the latter rather than the former, but for those who needed the PSA:

you’re welcome.

※ photos taken May 2018 at Tokyo Rainbow Pride. see more at queerascat.com.

prideknights

⚔️🌈

soggysaucepackets

IM GONNA BE LATE. A;HHHHHHHHH

#Being late is terrifying #<- yes i understand this so much

myfriendscallmeglados

Day 2 of doing my physical therapy exercises because of a note game!!

ovloppy

YAYAYYAYA GOOD JOB!!

hgk477

Surviving IKEA

Never enter near closing hours.

Do not mispronounce IKEA product names. What you summon will haunt you.

Do not trust the arrows.

Walls shift and new ones appear out of nowhere.

Avoid, at any cost, staying after closing hours.

Do not ask employees for directions to the exit. Most of them have been trapped inside the building ever since they signed the contract. These once happy and good people have grown spiteful. Do not trust them. They want you to stay.

Make the bed after trying it out. It makes them less angry.

In case you are trapped:

Find John. He has lived in the store for six years, unnoticed.

Avoid eye contact with employees roaming around.

Hide whenever possible.

The ghost families living in the showrooms won’t betray you.

Do not steal any pencils. It will give away your position.

Avoid walking through the bed area. The creatures sleeping there won’t appreciate your presence.

When music from the 30s starts blasting through the speakers, Walter, the handyman, has noticed you and wants to drive his screwdriver through your ear.

Run.

He often shouts jokes chasing you followed by the laughter of IKEA personnel echoing throughout the store. Never let your guard down.

Open as many wardrobes as you can. Some of them are magic portals. Pray that you find one in time before he finds you.

Only go through a portal when absolutely necessary. What you find on the other side is often not pleasant.

If there is no other option, try pronouncing the name of the IKEA furniture closest to you. The ground will start to shake. Prepare yourself for the worst.

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