Alright, alright- I’m leaving, I’m leaving!
Well, that looks painful. I can't imagine what you did to deserve that.
we're not kids anymore.
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@owenharding-rp
Alright, alright- I’m leaving, I’m leaving!
Well, that looks painful. I can't imagine what you did to deserve that.
Neighbours || Owen and Daniel
"Coffee or tea?" Owen clarified.
Daniel shrugged, "Both are fine, although I have no single preference. On some days I feel like a triple shot espresso. On others, I just feel like Earl Grey."
Owen nodded in understanding, he was partial to a good mocha but sometimes, pure black tea was the way to go. "I think I feel like some tea. It's not cold enough for mocha, in my opinion." He ordered his drink and sat at one of the counters, waiting for his order and began observing the patrons around him. The big city offered a kind of anonymity that Owen was unfamiliar, but no uncomfortable, with.
Turning towards Daniel, he took a sip of his tea and relaxed into his seat. He enjoyed the comfort of silent company and white noise around him. It bode well, that the day he moved in he had a neighbour friend. It certainly relieved much of his stress and it truly seemed that he had left his past behind him.
Accusations|| Colin & Owen
He stared back at the young author, eyes roaming his surprised features. The question had taken him off guard, marking his face with every physical sign of genuine surprise. Colin drew in a deep breath and nodded, “demisexual.” He repeated the word, his mind racing through an archive of psychological factoids attempting to find meaning to the concept. Though he was a firm believer that sexuality belonged on a continuum, Colin was still having a difficult time trying to remember all the new age classifications for sexual orientation. His Sarah was the first to bring up the notion of pansexuality at the dinner table, something she had learned about on the internet. Once the idea was explained, Colin couldn’t help but agree that the idea was sound. There was no need to box yourself into specific definition in life.
"Oh no mate, I believe you." Colin held his hands up in defeat, but accepted the young author’s offer for a chair. He hadn’t slept in coming on eighteen hours, and as he lowered himself to sitting, his legs gave way. The gelatin feeling of over exertion pulsated through his joints, and he frowned. It was clear now that Owen was a good sort of person, the type that didn’t want to do harm to others. He studied the young author as he continued to sign books. His smile spreading wide, genuine, for each of his fans. His energy was impressive, even though a slight tint of fatigue plagued him. Overall, his appearance was indefatigable.
His head was moving backward, edging into a lolling abyss of sleep just as Owen’s voice cut through the silence. Colin looked up, eyes wide open, he wasn’t certain as to when he started to drift off to sleep, but the room was otherwise cleared out of the previous crowed. He wiped his lips with the back of hand and made certain there was no saliva left on his forefinger, brushing it again’st his trousers. He shrugged his shoulders as the other man’s question registered.
"Look mate, I’m real sorry for the confusion. I fink it’s lack of sleep or somefing, but you’re a good sort." Colin leaned forward and nodded to show that his body agreed with the words that were coming out of his mouth. "How about I buy you a drink, as a sort of apology?" He questioned, not certain if Owen would take him up on the offer. Colin could recognize that his paternal insanity may have thwarted any potential connection between the two of them. He raised his eyebrows, showing that he had genuine good intentions. The rest was up to the writer standing before him, who was no doubt intrigued by the awkward circumstances, considering his profession.
Owen chuckled, "It's like you just read my mind. I could go for a stiff drink right now. Come on, I know a place that serves pretty good alcohol." He held up his arm to signal for a cab before ushering for the man to get in. After telling the cabbie the address Owen finally took the time to scrutinise his companion. He seemed to have been through quite a bit of stress if the lines around his forehead have anything to say on the matter.
Although Owen couldn't say anything about it. He could feel the muscles in his back beginning to tense. He wasn't particularly good at handling large crowds and he preferred to write under a pseudonym when he was allowed to. The cab stopped in front of the local pub and Owen waved away Colin's attempt to pay. "You've got the alcohol, I've got the cab fare."
Once he got out of the cab, he stretched as subtly as he could before entering the pub. There weren't many patrons in the establishment as it was an awkward time of night. Too late for the day crowd but not late enough for the party-goers to arrive. The bartender raised a brow, silently asking them for their order before going to retrieve the bottles. Taking a slow sip of the cold beer, Owen sighed in relief before smiling at Colin. "So, tell me your story."
Yeah! You didn’t know that? That’s why Lindsay Lohan is so weird now! Coke is whack! Hmm… I wonder where her twin is hiding though. OH! Do you think she is dead? You know, because coke? Damn… We should send them flowers.
Are you sure? I don’t think little baby chicken tears taste good.
... We're talking about different cokes. Yes coke is bad, I'm assuming you didn't take any of that, huh?
I... have no idea. I don't keep up to date with celebrity news. I... don't think chickens can cry? Now shhhhh and eat.
I don’t need medals. I have plenty of those in my own flat. Okay, Jesus. You don’t have to show off your muscles, lady.
Hey Owen, tell your sister to be quiet. I’m trying to get into the zone here. Okay, those picks in the lock yeah? Good. You have to feel around with the pick at the top. The hook should be hitting some kind of mechanism — like buttons it can push upwards. Can you sense them?
I’ve always been the secret keeper, you know that. Well, until recently. Yeah yeah, how many texts have I gotten in the middle of a lecture reading “where’d you hide the spare key?”.
Oi! Watch it you. *sits back, arms crossed and eyebrows raised*
Max, I find it funny that you think that I can tell Soph to do anything. Usually it's her ordering me around.
Um, yeah I got it, just push them up until they click right? I saw a gif on the internet, I know what's going on. ... A little bit.
Accusations|| Colin & Owen
He took several paces back and cupped his chin in one hand as he studied Owen’s reactions. Colin had a habit of pressing his lips together and then chewing on the inside of his cheek whenever he was concentrating. What was important, he thought to himself, as a small amount of blood dissipated out into his mouth, was that there was little sign of deception in the young author.
The pages of the book were now creased and weathered as a result of handling. Colin was aware of his minor case of insanity, but he had to be certain. “I fink your sister went to school with my Sarah.” He stated, and then rubbed the back of his neck, now less bold than moments prior. “Awe bullocks, you don’t remember her now, do you?” He lifted an open palm up toward the ceiling to indicate his daughter’s height, “She’s a bit taller than me, she is. I fink 5’10”, a bit like her mum. She’s got dark wavy hair, but a pale complexion like me.” He paused and studied the other man, attempting to gauge his reactions.
"Look, I figure she ran into you around her school way." He pointed to inscription once more, "but she looks older than she is, and all that." Colin drew in a deep breath, not sure of how to continue. He was now less confident in his zeal. "I’m sorry mate, I just need to know," he leaned forward and stared straight into Owen’s dark brown eyes, "did you fuck her?" He questioned, the mere idea shot a pain through his heart and quiver along the length of his spine.
His hands were now pressed against the table, “no use in lying to me either. I’ll know.” Colin raised a brow and tilted his head to the side, ignoring the impatient murmurs of the lingering fans. He then leaned back again, attempting to give Owen more personal space to contemplate his next move. Colin was now walking a fine line, trying to avoid getting banned from the book shop, but wanting to know the truth as well. Each movement and gesture was calculated to illicit the right response, whether he wanted it to be true or not.
Colin raised his hands up in the air, showing that he wasn’t here to harm anyone, just a concerned father. Without Sarah’s mother around to sooth his nerves, raising a teenage girl was sometimes beyond his capacity. He couldn’t quite fathom what she would need birth control for, save for unprotected sex with strange men. Strange men he wanted to track down and have a few words with.
Owen's eyes widened and it took everything in him to keep his bottom jaw firmly attached to the rest of his face. In his shock, he blurted out the first thing that came to mind. "Um, I'm demisexual? Wait, wait." Owen rubbed his face with his hand. Honestly when the man described his daughter, Owen could pick out some people in the current crowd which fit his description.
He could hear the murmuring of his fans behind him, as well as his manager harsh whispers. He raised his hand to stop the incoming rush of security. Honestly he could understand his concern, it was only a few weeks ago that he found out that his own sister was keeping things from him. He looked the man in the eye and said slowly, "I have had no sexual relations with anyone for quite a while. If you want to interrogate me further, you're going to have to wait until after the signing, shouldn't be longer than an hour."
He raised his hands and gestured towards one of the seats behind him, usually, he'd just let security cart the man off but for some reason he decided to let him stay. Why? He didn't want to look into it too deeply. For now, he'd just continue to sign his books.
After saying a last hello and goodbye to the last fan, he stretch his neck and back, hearing the bones give a satisfying crack. He shook a few more hands and turned to face his manager. After soothing some of their nonsensical worrying. Yes the man won't kill him. Yes Owen will call if anything happens. No he doesn't know his name. Yes he will ask the first chance he gets. And yes he is sure that he hasn't had sex with anyone (including hookers) for a long while.
"So," He finally turned to set his eyes on the man again. "What's your name and how do you want to go about this?" Honestly, Owen could go for a stiff drink right about now, but on the other hand, he wouldn't say no to food either. Book signings were hard.
But if they don’t keep chickens in here then how do they make the food? No, no. You are wrong, I know about this things. Coke is gross, plus it makes your nose bleed. I don’t want my burger to look dead. But… Oh, food is dead animals, so… Oh.
Ask about the chickens, the chickens!!! Oh, good. I will not stand behind this… Murder!
Coke makes your nose bleed?
Also, you're making absolutely no sense to me. How about we sit down, with our food and just eat? I'm sure... uh, no chickens were harmed inhumanely in the process of making this burger.
But tell them!!!! I don’t want to eat babies.
No, I want tea. Coke hurts my throat. I need my throat functioning so I can work. Hmmm, no, I don’t want to see the chickens. They’re dirty animals.
Alright, I'll tell them. And I don't think they keep chickens here. Health and safety and all this. No coke? Yeah, might not be a good idea to give you more chemicals, huh? Just water then. I'll just order it right now.
Could I have two McChicken meals? One with water, the other sprite. Uh, also could you make sure there aren't any baby chickens used in the... chicken? Thanks.
Ah, so you’re a writer? That’s interesting… I suppose I’ll have to keep an eye out for anything you’ve written then to see how well you write. One sibling followed me here, I suppose. We could call it that, at least. The other two will be here after this weekend.
…To be honest, considering what exists over in New York, I would say that I’ll take London over that area. My girlfriend is here in London anyway, so I don’t really see a reason to move anywhere if she isn’t going to be at the new destination.
Ah? Naw, I'm not that good. I'm just good at telling stories. Often the stories I write are stories other people have told me. I just embellish them.
That's pretty cool, to love someone enough to move countries for them. Uh, anyway, what do you mean by "what exists over in New York"? A lot of kids dream about moving to the Big Apple.
They don’t have pizza? Oh no… Yeah, I want a chicken burger! I love chicken. It’s so tasty… And baby chickens are cute! Make sure they used an adult chicken for my food, please.
I'll make sure they don't do that.
So a McChicken meal with... coke? I'll just have the same, but with sprite. Would you like to order it as well?
Accusations|| Colin & Owen
He stood at the edge of the crowd, eyes shifting around the room. The smell of coffee drifted through the bookshelves and around the patrons. There was a sea of women, all varied in age, each reacting to every word the author spoke with an array of facial expressions. Colin tapped his index finger against his lips, studying the faces before him. There were of course men there as well, each peppered into the swarm, equally rapt, but for reasons that predominantly appeared unique in comparison.
Colin gripped the soft cover book in his left fist, bending the glossy finish and working creases into its surface. He continued to study the crowd, their murmurs and facial reactions to what the young author in front said. Though this wasn’t his usual scene, his daughter Sarah had come home several months prior from a book reading. She was growing into a cultured young woman, someone Colin had to worry little about. He knew that Sarah could take care of herself, but his paternal anxieties heightened when he found a pack of birth control in her bedroom.
With his suspicions heightened, he rummaged through what little belonging were left, wondering how careless she could be to leave something like that in her waste basket.
"Excuse me," a voice broke his thoughts.
He turned his head in the direction of the person addressing him, and realized the queue he was in had moved forward without him in the process. “Sorry,” Colin muttered and took several paces forward, only two people away from his objective.
His fingers pressed into the pages as he opened the book to the inscription he had found: Sarah, pleasure meeting you. All the best, your friend Owen. For whatever reason, Colin found these words suspect. Though they may have just been the kind words of a celebrity trying to maintain a fan, he was far more sensitive as of late on account of the pills he found in Sarah’s room.
There was only one more person left, and he stepped forward, pressing the book’s pages back together. Though there was a part of him that knew his accusations were founded in the ridiculous, there was something nagging at him, telling Colin he had to be certain.
When the woman ahead of him finally walked off with reddened cheeks and a disgusting grin, Colin placed the book down in front of Owen Harding and pointed down at it with his left index finger. “Mind explaining this to me mate?” He questioned, staring back at the young author. There was something about fatherhood that could drive any man a little bit crazy. The fact that he knew his own thoughts about women made the idea of letting Sarah out of the house seem questionable.
As he stared at the other man, he could tell that he was the attractive sort that women often pined for. The one small consolation he had was that Sarah didn’t go after that Beiber brat. She had taste, he could give her that. “The bit on the inside,” he continued to specify what he meant, and then flipped to the inscription he only just read.
Owen smiled automatically while pressing the fingers of his left hand into his neck muscles. Honestly, he wasn't aching that badly, it was more of an automatic reaction to the hours of signing than actual soreness. Book signings were actually the fun part of his job, especially now that he lived in the city, the commute wasn't as long as it was before.
He smiled automatically at the next person, a teenager by the looks of her. When he heard her nervous babbling, he murmured a few reassuring words at her before asking her what her name was. He didn't need to talk much at these kind of things. Just a word here or there, a genuine compliment when some fans of his made fan works and brought them.
He glanced up briefly and saw an older man next in line, that was interesting. Although some of his works did cater towards the older generation, it was not often that they came into his book signings. Usually they preferred to accompany their daughters or sons instead of coming alone. Owen refocussed his attention towards the girl in front of him and penned a small message in the cover before finishing it off with a flourished autograph.
As he looked up to bid her a goodbye, he noticed that the man was bending the book in his hand. However, before he could open his mouth to say hello, or even joke about the lack of other adult males he was greeted quite abruptly. Surprisingly, it wasn't his first time dealing with what seemed to be a concerned father.
"It looks like a book that has been through quite a bit." Owen said placidly, eyeing the bent back cover. When the man pointed at the message inside, he switched tracks, "Did I spell her name wrong? I try to make sure I do these signings right, but my manager likes to hustle through as many people as possible, and I don't get to ask them about it."
Upon reading the message he widened his eyes in surprise. The line was not one he typically used in the middle of signing. When you had an impatient manager looming over your shoulder, Owen tended to be as concise as possible with his messages. In this case, Owen wasn't exactly sure what was going on. There couldn't have been a spelling mistake, he liked to talk to his fans when they found him at his regular coffee shop, and he was sure he hadn't been surly with any of them. A cup of coffee typically made him easier to be around rather than the opposite.
I want… A pizza and fries please.
P-pizza?
I don't think McDonalds offers pizza... Would you like a burger instead? I'm not sure they have anything other than that. I'm not here too often.
Nope, I want over the shoulder!
As the princess wishes. Come on up. Let's get you inside shall we?
What do you want to order, by the way?
What can I say? I make friends easily. I’m a charming guy. Your brother is a nice fellow. And picking locks is useful. Does that.. explain.. Queen Sophia? Okay, don’t hit me..
What neighbour are you talking about? What?! I’m a waiter, not a recipe hoarder who knows how to cook. Don’t be so innocent, Owen. You instigated me to teach you this. You got your picks yeah? Now insert one of them with the hook facing up. Then the other one in the same direction.
That you do. Not to mention my brother can be a little over trusting. It is, I admitted that already. What do you want, a medal? I will if you call me that again.
Neighbour back home. Owen knows. *looks to Owen* Of course you asked him. You really do have secrets, don’t you big brother? You know if you’d wanted to pick a lock, you could’ve asked me. J-Someone taught me back home, years ago.
Well, I didn't know that you knew how to pick locks. Who's the one keeping secret now? Also, I just met the guy, it was a spur of the moment thing. I was thinking about those times I've locked myself in my apartment. It happens, Soph. You know better than me.
Also, we should probably get this unlocked soon, how long have we been standing here again? I think I've done everything right...
If I say yes will you carry me like a sack of potatoes?
Over the shoulder huh? Not like a bridal style?
Nice try, Owen. You’re not getting rid of me. You promised me beer.
Hey now! You don’t get to just retract your own promises like that. Where’s your integrity, mate? Damn it. Should have pinky sworn it. Then you’d probably burn in Promises Hell for going back on your word like that.. Your brother is a meanie, Soph. And.. hey what do you mean this kind of people? I’m the best kind. So! You have your two picks yeah? Now is the shitty part, we gotta crouch like a bunch of five year olds in front of a door. Ready?
*raises her eyebrows* Alright…? No one wants to explain how my brother and… Well, Max came to be talking? And picking locks?
Oh, come on, you both know what I mean. Sure you are. Owen, remember our old neighbour? That’s what I mean.
Crouching on the ground got it. I've seen movies, I know what's going on. I'm going to breeze through the rest.
Wait a minute, hold up. You're like our neighbour? Do you have a secret stash of recipes somewhere? I'm joking, but wow I really do seem to gravitate towards those types don't I... That's interesting.
Good. Thank you.
Oh wow, you’re gonna cut your fingers and give them to me? Don’t you think that would hurt? Huh, but you did say maybe, so maybe that won’t happen. Keep your fingers, they’re nice. My mom had nice fingers too. She’d always wear the prettiest rings, but she’d never let me touch them.
I will keep my fingers as a matter of fact. To do so otherwise would be extremely painful, heh.
Well, we're here. McDonalds is good enough. Do you need help getting out?