Owls And Custard

[tohkyo]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BhPgf2lhaC-/

[nowacking]

I have exactly 11 questions

[coughloop]

i dont, mind your business

[a-waste-of-time]

ok why is this cat giving me strong jeff goldblum vibes 

[thoodleoo]

some people today complain that having the internet at our fingertips has spoiled millennials but like, i’m so glad i can look shit up whenever i want to. like can you imagine what it’d be like living in ancient greece and having to rely on herodotus when he says shit like “lions can only give birth once bc their cubs claw their way out of the womb”? i’d have to be like “o damn, guess that’s true” before going back to farming and dying of malaria bc i just thought my neighbor was cursing me again and didn’t go see a doctor

[vampiregirl2345]

Vegans of tumblr, listen up. Harvesting agave in the quantities required so you dont have to eat honey is killing mexican long-nosed bats. They feed off the nectar and pollinate the plants. They need the agave. You want to help the environment? Go back to honey. Your liver and thyroid will thank you, as well. Agave is 90% fructose, which can cause a host of issues. Bye.

[vertiga]

Beekeeper here! Just wanted to say that the fact that vegans won’t eat honey is very silly. Harvesting honey does not hurt bees. The invention of modern moveable-frame hives means we can remove a selected frame, extract the honey and return it without killing a single bee.

If we destroyed the colony to harvest honey there would be no bees for next year, and beekeepers are incredibly careful to keep their bees healthy and thriving. We take *excess* honey that they don’t need, and it stops the hive from becoming honey-bound, meaning that there’s so much honey the Queen has nowhere to lay eggs. And if the winter is harsher than expected and the remaining honey store runs low, we feed the bees plenty to make sure they survive. We also make sure that pests are controlled, bees are treated for disease, and the hive is weatherproof and in good repair, all things that wild bees struggle with.

Keeping bees in properly managed hives where they don’t starve or die from preventable disease is much better for them than being left to fend for themselves, and they’re far too important to be left alone.

All the fruits and vegetables that vegans *do* eat couldn’t exist without bees, and the hives which pollinate those crops also produce excess honey which the beekeepers can sell to help keep themselves and their hives going.

TLDR: BUY THE HONEY, HELP THE BEES.

[snorlaxatives]

stranger things makes me feel so nostalgic for the 80s which is weird because i wasn’t even alive for that decade why do i miss it 

[chandeloor]

this is the ideal female body. you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

[chandeloor]

and i mean the saddest thing are the fools on insta and da like “wdym this looks fine” please grow a pair of eyes

[thirst]

x

[daggerfall]

She’s finally awake

[yffresbeard]

who?

[daggerfall]

The prisoner in the back of the cart reading this

[aderukitten]

A few months ago I lost my kitty of 8 years

He was my comfort and my best friend

My last wish for him would be this picture of him in a sweater to go viral

[lifeofcynch]

he will not be forgotten.

[ouma-against-dickheads]

Make this motherfucker viral

[teathattast]

a star

[hymnofvalefor]

THIS POST HAS A GOOD ENERGY

[sleeeeeppppp-deactivated2015031]

[momo-de-avis]

“maybe this way the sallon will accept it, monsieur Manet”

[momo-de-avis]

GUYS I FOUND A LOOPHOLE IN THE SYSTEM

[bigmammallama5]

#BOOBLY EYES

[meanplastic]

WILD

[honeyglazedbabe]

NETWORKS PLEASE MAKE SOME SHOWS SET IN COLLEGE IM TIRED OF SEEING THESE GROWN ASS CHILDREN IN ALL THESE HIGH SCHOOL DRAMAS

[bellbottomedzoso]

My left earbud BROKE which SUCKS because I listen to QUEEN.

[cupboard-queen-deactivated20190]

easy come, easy go

little high, *disappointing silence*

[oi0u98ygth-deactivated20260120]

i’ve never pretended to have good taste.. i know everything i like is garbage but i’m having a hell of a time!

[mulletlove-deactivated20200811]

[urexfriendsister]

i didn’t know how much i needed andy samberg and seth meyers poking fun at john mulaneys speech pattern but now i don’t know how i lived without it (x)

[arrogantsuggestion]

fuck them for fucking you up like that, they had no right doing that to you.

[hobbitlou]

is this about one direction