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@owlsandcurses
Do you think Peter Parker would use tumblr? And if so what do you think he would post?
gay star wars fanfic
ok i love the irondad trope of peter having like full clearance and that’s Exposed on a field trip but. what if he has a very specific clearance. like yanno level 10/gold/whatever u wanna call it, but it’s got a tony stark nickname, like “avengers tower baby proofed protocol”, so whenever he fucks up Real Bad one privilege is removed. ex: one time, tony’s in his own lab and peter’s up in bruce’s and all of a sudden, there’s an explosion, and tony comes running in just to see peter fucking parker sitting with soot all over his stupid face and tony’s like “FRIDAY, update the baby proof protocol. pete’s not allowed in bruce’s lab without supervision”
so imagine the field trip now. peter watches as his classmates tumble thru the door & security, while FRIDAY reads aloud their names and clearance. then it’s peter’s turn, and he sighs, slides his pass thru & all of a sudden, he hears loud and clear “peter parker gold clearance baby proofed protocol” and then everyones like BABY PROOFED????
STOP IM THIS CLOSE TO WRITING A ONESHOT
Peter: I can’t go to Germany, I have homework.
Also Peter: Jumps out of bus on the highway and ends up in space.
🅱️ean
Sneak Peek To My FanFic
Two owls sat outside the window of an old house waiting to be noticed. The first owl was an old one, the owl’s feathers were graying from the original brown and sat stiffly. The owl had a sense of pride puffing out his chest and turning up his chin. Tied around the owl’s leg was a letter. The owl was extremely proud of this letter and wanted to live up to the letter's importance.
The owl next to him, however, was different. The second owl was a clean white like a fresh sheet of parchment. The second owl was also proud of the letter extended on his leg too; however; the second owl couldn't contain his excitement. Instead of staying still waiting for someone to notice them, the second owl was fluttering around in circles trying to get rid of the energy stored up inside his tiny body.
The first owl stared at the second in both wonder and disgust rolled into one. The two owls locked eyes, the second owl looking at the first with warm eyes hooted with a sense of friendliness.
Get In Losers, We’re Going Curse Breaking.
I’ve been doing some research today (I can neither confirm nor deny I’m writing the sequel chapter to Dial Tone) and I just found out that Draco Malfoy’s wife Astoria supposedly dies really young due to a curse placed on her ancestor, which leaves both Scorpius and Malfoy devastated and I’m just…are you fucking kidding me????
Are you telling me that instead of the shitheap of fiction that was The Cursed Child, we could have instead had a story about young Scorpius Malfoy finding out about the curse laid on his mother, and being the Slytherin child that he is, deciding to find a way to break it.
Like the possibilities, I can’t even, my brain is just…running away with the idea of what you could do with a story like that. Scorpius Malfoy finds out about his mother’s curse, and how his birth shortens her life, I mean…it’s like…there, in the title??? The Cursed Child???!?
And then you have Albus “Al” Potter being sorted into Slytherin but that doesn’t make him any less like his dad so when he finds out what his friend is trying to do he’s there, he’s 100% there to help, whatever his friend needs, Albus Severus Potter is there. His dad gave him the invisibility cloak after all, what’s to stop them using it to get into the Library and reading all the books. They get caught of course, and Professor McGonagall has this surreal moment of not quite déjà vu, at having a Potter and a Malfoy breaking the rules in front of her again, but as friends??? And they’re…they’re reading about healing magic and protection spells at 3am??? Slytherins??? Is…is it too soon to consider early retirement??? Asking for a friend???
And because Al is the precious little Slytherin that he is, he has absolutely no qualms about breaking into his Dad’s office, aka Harry Fucking Potter’s Office, at the ministry and finding out all he can about the most powerful ways to break curses. But first he needs to get there and maybe a few years ago asking his dad if he could come visit on the weekend might not have been weird but it’s weird now. Everything’s been weird since he got sorted into Slytherin but that’s not important now. What is important is he’s pretty sure he remembers a giant book chained to his dad’s office desk and he needs to get to it, but he’s a bit of a squib when it comes to flying, and apparition is still beyond him, but Rose can fly.
And even though she’s been sorted into Gryfindor and they don’t talk as often as they used to it’s worth a shot right? And initially she calls him mad for wanting to do what he wants to do (just, a moment of pure Hermione shines through, “no, absolutely not, you’re going to get us expelled or worse”) but as she listens to him, the more he pleads adamantly and vocally on behalf of his friend who is just staring at the floor, the more she realizes, they’re serious. Scorpius hasn’t even attempted to flirt with her yet…or…at all really, not recently…and she can’t help but notice he looks a little thinner, a little paler, and the dark circles under his eyes look like bruises, and when he looks up there’s a look of harrowing sorrow behind those bright eyes and Rose Granger-Weasley says slowly, “No, I’m not stealing a broom just so I can fly Albus to the Ministry…” takes a deep breath and licks her lips, determination settling over her shoulders like a well-fitted cloak. “We’re all going. But first we need to get to the Burrow.”
“The Burrow?” Al frowns, doing that weird hopping skip of a run he does to keep up with Rose’s long strides as she turns. “Why are we going to the Burrow?”
“Because, you can fit more in the trunk of a Ford Anglia.”
But no, that’s fine I guess. We’ll just get some muddled bullshit about Bad Parenting, time turners and alternate universes, feat the deranged lovechild of HimWithoutANose and RacistLeStrange. Sure. Great.
soooo i read this and now i’m writing a fanfic that is loosely inspired by this tumblr post....... (also im not a writer)
Harry's mood all the time
Harry: You're right, I'm not going to fight them.
Harry: EXCEPT THAT I AM.
Harry Potter Headcanons that are *chef’s kiss* Beautiful to me
- POC Harry and Hermione
- Harry and Ginny are both bi, but they still end up with each other.
- While I don’t really ship Harry and Draco together, Draco had a crush on Harry and was scared and unsure about it.
- Neville is trans, and when he visits his parents at St. Mungo’s to tell them, they manage to convey their support.
- Lupin loved both Sirius and Tonks. If Sirius hadn’t died, he probably would never have married Tonks, but she was good for him after the fact.
- Albus Severus being named pretty much anything else, unless it’s “Albus Severus Potter, you aren’t named for a profound reason. You mom and I just drew names out of a hat because why not?”
- Ron and Hermione have a happy marriage. They acknowledge their different talents and manage to make time for their children.
- Albus and Scorpius like each other, platonically and romantically.
- Charlie Weasley is asexual, and has a few pet dragons of his own that are his children.
- Dean and Seamus were a thing, but they broke up during the fifth book due to Seamus being a jerk about Harry. They got back together at the end of HBP.
- In his group of buddies, Ron is The One Straight Friend, but he is super accepting and always makes sure everyone’s treated equally.
- Dudley has a magical child, and reaches out to Harry for advice.
- Percy and Oliver got together.
- When he was in school, Sirius kissed nearly every girl in his year, despite being gay. This stopped when he and Remus got together.
- Harry becomes a Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.
- Seamus is the firework tester for Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes.
- A little while after their school years, Luna and Neville begin a relationship. (I’m sorry I really ship them)
- Harry had a crush on Cedric Diggory.
FINALLY A HEADCANNON LIST I AGREE WITH
90% of the harry potter fans: drarry
me: draco x astoria
PERIODT : (
Get In Losers, We’re Going Curse Breaking.
I’ve been doing some research today (I can neither confirm nor deny I’m writing the sequel chapter to Dial Tone) and I just found out that Draco Malfoy’s wife Astoria supposedly dies really young due to a curse placed on her ancestor, which leaves both Scorpius and Malfoy devastated and I’m just…are you fucking kidding me????
Are you telling me that instead of the shitheap of fiction that was The Cursed Child, we could have instead had a story about young Scorpius Malfoy finding out about the curse laid on his mother, and being the Slytherin child that he is, deciding to find a way to break it.
Like the possibilities, I can’t even, my brain is just…running away with the idea of what you could do with a story like that. Scorpius Malfoy finds out about his mother’s curse, and how his birth shortens her life, I mean…it’s like…there, in the title??? The Cursed Child???!?
And then you have Albus “Al” Potter being sorted into Slytherin but that doesn’t make him any less like his dad so when he finds out what his friend is trying to do he’s there, he’s 100% there to help, whatever his friend needs, Albus Severus Potter is there. His dad gave him the invisibility cloak after all, what’s to stop them using it to get into the Library and reading all the books. They get caught of course, and Professor McGonagall has this surreal moment of not quite déjà vu, at having a Potter and a Malfoy breaking the rules in front of her again, but as friends??? And they’re…they’re reading about healing magic and protection spells at 3am??? Slytherins??? Is…is it too soon to consider early retirement??? Asking for a friend???
And because Al is the precious little Slytherin that he is, he has absolutely no qualms about breaking into his Dad’s office, aka Harry Fucking Potter’s Office, at the ministry and finding out all he can about the most powerful ways to break curses. But first he needs to get there and maybe a few years ago asking his dad if he could come visit on the weekend might not have been weird but it’s weird now. Everything’s been weird since he got sorted into Slytherin but that’s not important now. What is important is he’s pretty sure he remembers a giant book chained to his dad’s office desk and he needs to get to it, but he’s a bit of a squib when it comes to flying, and apparition is still beyond him, but Rose can fly.
And even though she’s been sorted into Gryfindor and they don’t talk as often as they used to it’s worth a shot right? And initially she calls him mad for wanting to do what he wants to do (just, a moment of pure Hermione shines through, “no, absolutely not, you’re going to get us expelled or worse”) but as she listens to him, the more he pleads adamantly and vocally on behalf of his friend who is just staring at the floor, the more she realizes, they’re serious. Scorpius hasn’t even attempted to flirt with her yet…or…at all really, not recently…and she can’t help but notice he looks a little thinner, a little paler, and the dark circles under his eyes look like bruises, and when he looks up there’s a look of harrowing sorrow behind those bright eyes and Rose Granger-Weasley says slowly, “No, I’m not stealing a broom just so I can fly Albus to the Ministry…” takes a deep breath and licks her lips, determination settling over her shoulders like a well-fitted cloak. “We’re all going. But first we need to get to the Burrow.”
“The Burrow?” Al frowns, doing that weird hopping skip of a run he does to keep up with Rose’s long strides as she turns. “Why are we going to the Burrow?”
“Because, you can fit more in the trunk of a Ford Anglia.”
But no, that’s fine I guess. We’ll just get some muddled bullshit about Bad Parenting, time turners and alternate universes, feat the deranged lovechild of HimWithoutANose and RacistLeStrange. Sure. Great.
wait this is perfect WHY DIDNT THEY DO THIS
Harry Potter’s era Head canons.
1. Harry Potter is bisexual.
2. Hermione had a crush on Bill Weasley when she was 12.
3. Marcus Flint thinks Percy Weasley is a prick with his parents.
4. Fleur Delacour is the most dangerous girl on the planet.
5. Ron Weasley sings on the shower just to bother Harry.
6. Luna Lovegood’s mother (Pandora) is Lucius’ sister.
7. Oliver Wood and Percy Weasley are best friends but always fight.
8. Dean Thomas and Seamus Finnigan sleep in the same bed since 3rd year.
9. George Weasley believes in God.
10. Fred Weasley is gay.
11. Draco Malfoy had a relationship with Theo Nott in 5th year. They’re still best friends.
12. Neville Longbottom hates his body.
13. Ginny Weasley is the best duelist in the school.
14. Harry Potter has social anxiety.
15. Blaise Zabini has excelent grades.
16. Theo Nott has a severe depression.
17. Daphne Greengrass and Padma Patil are friends.
18. Lee Jordan and Fred Weasley are in a relationship.
19. Charlie Weasley is asexual.
20. Draco Malfoy is pansexual and had a crush on Harry when they were 12.
21. Lavander Brown needed to love Ron becuase she didn’t want to come out.
22. Blaise Zabini’s family is from Brazil Draco’s comes from Germany and France. Theo’s is from Hungary. Pansy’s from Kazakhstan and China. And the Greengrass come from Russia.
23. Oliver Wood and Marcus Flint are together since they were 16.
25. Ron Weasley likes to hug Harry.
26. Luna Lovegood knows how to fight but hates it.
27. Harry Potter usually cries in his sleep.
28. Hermione Granger is afraid of being forgotten.
29. Draco Malfoy is a feminist-activist. Which was a big surprise to Hermione, Ginny and Parvati.
30. Bill Weasley is also afraid of spiders
this isnt headcannons this is all cannon