Incorrect Peter Parker

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Tony: Who hurt you?

Peter: Do you want a list or what?

Tony, getting his blasters ready: Actually, yes.

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Peter: Did you eat?

Johnny: I SLAYED!

Peter: No, Johnny. I was asking if you had breakfast.

[tomdayarchive]

Tom’s back in the suit!!!! ❤️🕷️

[incorrectpeterparker]

i. can’t. wait!!!

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i need Peter Parker and Johnny Storm to meet NOW

[incorrectpeterparker]

Peter: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Harley: They do.

Tony: …Why did you say that with such certainty?

[incorrectpeterparker]

Tom Holland was cast as Spider-Man 10 years ago today!

[ramen8008]

Tony: Peter, can I see you in my office?

Peter, holding back laughter as he puts on a camo jacket: you can try

[bananaboatmobile]

Peter: Tony—

Tony: Hey, don’t call me that. It’s disrespectful.

Peter: Mr. Stark—

Tony: Damnit, that’s worse! Use your manners, kid.

Peter: Are we really doing this in front of my English class?

Tony: I want to hear you say it.

Peter: Fine. Dad—

Tony: That’s more like it.

[honestlyuniversallycupcake]

Peter: Hey, we're supposed to dress up as someone who inspires us for school on Friday. I wanted to go as you and I was wondering if I could borrow-

Tony: You can't wear an Iron man suit to school.

Peter: Actually, I was wondering if I could borrow your sunglasses and a tie.

Peter: Mr. Stark, why are you crying?

[honestlyuniversallycupcake]

Loki, grabbing Peter by the back of the neck like a puppy: Who is this? He wasn't with you guys when I attacked you before.

Peter: Hi, I'm Peter! Nice to meet you!

Tony: *Panicking*

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Tony: This is not the time for your shenanigans!

Peter: It was a single shenanigan!

[hurtspideyparker]

Peter: When in doubt, just assume your enemy is two smaller enemies stacked on top of each other in a trench coat

Tony: Is this something that's happened to you...more than once?

Peter: Enough to be a pattern, yes

[incorrectpeterparker]

happy pride!!

[incorrectpeterparker]

Tony: And what do we say when life disappoints us?

Peter: Called it.

Tony: No.

[fandomismylife]

Tony: thats my boy!

Peter: *falls to the ground because of a stab wound he was actively hiding*

Tony: no, my boy!

[incorrectpeterparker]

Peter: Mr. Stark, can I ask you something and you don’t freak out?

Tony: No.

[peter-dude]

Peter, frantically running into the room: I need money!

Tony: You never ask me for money, are you ok? How much do you need?

Peter: Turns out my favourite milkshake place was a money laundering front for the mob and it got shut down so I need you to buy it

Tony: …

Tony: ok