We had ten fast days of much moving around in Malaysia. On the plane to Singapore we met a French lady who recommended us going to the Perhentian Islands. They are up of the northern coast of Malaysia. We kind of took a gamble as going there would mean missing everything below. However, we justified the risk by imagining if a place that the French lady described really existed, how nice it would be to go there. If we would have known the trouble it would take to make this happen, we probably would have just sauntered up the coast. But we didn’t. So our first day in Malaysia, after crossing the border, was spent on a bus, albeit a nice bus, cruising up to Kuantan. Kuantan in its own right is a nice beach destination, but we wanted the best, so the next day it was off on another bus; marathon-ing our way up.  We tried to time it right to catch a ferry over to the islands, but as it often happens, we were late by one hour. We found ourselves sleeping in Jerteh for the evening, in a dingy little room that had no other guests in. They at least had hot water and a KILLER night market right around the corner. Actually I suppose it was a break-fast market as everyone there was observing Ramadan so it was their first meal of the day. Contrary to the inconvenience you might think not eating all day is, its actually quite a cool event when everyone gets together at sundown to gorge and chat and enjoy themselves. It’s a lovely experience.
We finally found ourselves on a boat the next morning headed out to the Perhintians. In our rush to get there, the only problem was that we had no time to research which of the 25+ places to stay would be the best. We only had a lonely planet to go off of that those are seldom accurate. Really by luck, or unluck, we settled on D’Lagoon, which ended up being a D’Rag. The room we were in shared plywood wall with the neighbor and wasn’t even secured at that bottom, or framed all the way along the way. If you happened to lean against it, it gave. The bed was made made opposite and was framed all along and the foam pad didn’t do much to cushion your slumber. They charged for mosquito nets in the tropical climate. The food was overpriced and under seasoned. The best part was right when we walked up, before we knew any of this some dumb ass French man asked where we are from. We reply the US, he scoffs and tells us that we do not belong here. Hey, Fuck you buddy. If we could go back that is what we would say to that le douche. He is not a good representation of the French as all we have met are great. That one is just a sonofabitch. Anyway, that kind of reception ruined it for us as well as the hosts since they were guilty by association. However, despite all the shit, there was some gold. The beaches you could get to (not the one out front that was too small and where all the coral was dead) were amazing. The water was crystal clear. There were fish everywhere when you went snorkeling. So that part was nice. But not nice enough to keep us around. We stayed one night and left at 4pm the next day. D’Umb D’Lagoon needs to get their shit D’Gether.
Once back on the mainland we did some bus chasing from Besut to Kota Bora where we hopped on a night bus for Penang/Georgetown, arriving at 5:30 in the morn. Once we gathered our senses, rubbed the sleep out of our eyes and massaged the cricks in our necks, we made it into town. First place in the LP was the first place we stopped early that morning, the Red Inn. They had a bed. We took it for the night. They kindly let us check in at 6am and we passed out to recover our sleep.
Awake at one, it was time to feed, and Georgetown is the perfect place for that. As an old British colony and port, there is a mixture of Indian, Chinese, the Local Malay today, but there used to be more when it was a colony. This combination makes for some very, very good grubbing. In the span of an hour we ate delicious grilled pork, rice, fish soup, kaya cookies and washed it down with a Tea Tarik. This meal, or set of meals you could say, made us question why we even stopped for snorkeling in the first place! Later that evening, at the cue of the night time call to prayer coming from the many minarets, we found some Hawker stalls where we again gorged ourselves eventually leading into a deep slumber.
The Red Inn had been nice and convenient, but it wasn’t what we had in mind and since we learned what food was available the day before, we were convinced us to stay longer; thus needing better accommodations. But before we packed for relocation we had to phone home. Emma’s sister Abby and her husband George had had a baby the day before, on July 8th! The new wee one’s name would be Thomas! It was awesome to be able to Facetime with the fam and see everyone. What marvelous technological times we live in. If we would have been where we were 30 years before, it would have been many a long month before we received a letter with the news.
We stayed in Georgetown with its mixed up history, districts of different diets, for four days. We consumed all food insight that we could fit into our bellies and saw all the sights our feet would take us to. The best food experience came on the night of the 10th, we found a food hall that only opened after the late night call to prayer where they had a rack of food set up. The rack was three levels high by 10 sections long and in every spot there was a pile of something: yellow rice, beef in green sauce, crabs, shrimps, chicken, potatoes, stewed vegetables, stewed leafy greens, just so many things it was hard to know what to get. Our strategy was divide and conquer so Emma went right and Ahron went left. When it was time to pay, you payed by item, so it was beneficial to get less, but we didn’t know and it all looked so good so we had mountains of food on our plates. We sat to eat on the street under umbrellas and on top of plastic chairs. Just like the look of the food, it all tasted delicious and we were there for about two hours trying to get it all down. We succeeded in the end.
The other big event that happened right before we left was we got $80 stolen out of our bags that were in our hotel room. Long story short, we noticed money was missing out of our billfold when we were packing the night before we were set to leave. Of course no one with authority was on duty, but Ahron went down to tell the night receptionist. At first the guy didn’t believe him, but after repeating the story a few times, we convinced him to watch the CCTV. When we did so, we watched a maid come back to our room, after she had already cleaned it, open the door, go into the next door room which shares an inside door. Five minutes later she reemerges, closes the neighbors door, then closes ours and leaves. Now this doesn’t prove a thing, but it looks damn suspicious. The night reception agreed and promised to tell his boss in the AM. We left the next day, taking a bus to Kuala Lampur, then another bus to the airport. Over the next few days we were in email correspondence with the hotel manager and after he told us that the women in the video denied any wrong doing when they confronted her with the tape,  they offered to pay back our money.  After asking for bank details, and us refusing to hand that over, they figured out how to use Paypal and we got our $80 bones back. But that took a good couple weeks. By that time we were in Indonesia. More on that coming up next.