feel free to change pronouns / wording!
“ come back here you little weasel. ”
“ please don’t do this to me! ”
“ god? you say hello to him from me when you see him, yeah? ”
“ i tell you what, let’s leave it to god. ”
“ take this, as a little reminder about - go on, take it, about how close you came. ”
“ i do not wanna hear about you being back here, do you understand me? ”
“ listen, i’m winding you up. ”
“ what happened to your face? ”
“ sleeps all day and stays up all night, it’s like living with a fucking vampire. ”
“ please don’t embarrass me in front of my brother, i’m begging you. ”
“ don’t fucking start with that. ”
“ always was a brilliant liar. ”
“ don’t start all that paranoid shit again. ”
“ paranoid? i’m not fucking paranoid. ”
“ dunno what i would’ve done without you, mate. ”
“ that’s absolute bollocks, i’m not having that. ”
“ get your hand off me. ”
“ who does that cheeky bastard think he is? ”
“ did i stutter before? ”
“ there’s gonna be a comeback after this, you know that, don’t you? ”
“ i’m sorry, i really am, i just… i just went, i lost it. ”
“ it couldn’t have been easy, being on your own. ”
“ i hope you don’t mind, the door was open. ”
“ fuck him, he probably deserved it. ”
“ why didn’t you tell me? ”
“ they must’ve tailed me. ”
“ this whole situation’s completely fucking slaughtered me. ”
“ i’m looking over my shoulder, in constant fear. any minute i’m gonna get one in the back of the head. ”
“ everyone’s got one now, the exclusivity’s gone. ”
“ this isn’t gonna be a good story, is it? ”
“ i fell in love with her, soon as i laid eyes on her. ”
“ whatever it is, i’m involved. i am bored, mate. ”
“ those days are fucking gone. ”
“ this place is driving me crazy. ”
“ are you stalking me or something? what is wrong with you? ”
“ you’ve never been there for anyone, no one but yourself. ”
“ what you got me down as, some sort of grass? ”
“ who the fuck do you think you are, some kind of heavy fucking villain or something? ”
“ i’m a man of my word. ”
“ i don’t give a fuck who you are. ”
“ you’re bleeding fucking everywhere. ”
“ i can’t think straight here. ”
“ what else have you been fucking lying to me about? ”
“ sorry’s no fucking good, mate. don’t you understand? we’re fucked. ”
“ don’t fucking say sorry to me again! ”
“ you need to leave me alone for a bit. ”
“ you’re lucky i’m such a fucking gentleman. ”
“ i never even knew that photo existed. ”
“ i can look after myself. ”
“ there’s not a day that’s passed where i haven’t thought about you. ”
“ i don’t believe a fucking word that comes out your mouth anymore. ”
“ not one single fucking word. ”
“ it’s put to bed now, no hard feelings and all that stuff. ”
“ please do me a favour, do not insult my intelligence. ”
“ people are only nice to you because they’re scared of you. ”
“ you’re hated, you’re fucking hated by everyone. ”
“ shit, they’re fucking dead, fuck me, they’re dead! ”
“ this can’t be happening. ”
“ stop thinking about it, cos it had to be done. ”
“ you know what it’s like when drugs are involved, people change. ”
“ anyone follows me out they’re fucking dead. ”
“ i told you to stay back! ”
“ you are a walking disaster, everything you touch turns to shit. ”
“ we are gonna meet again, i swear. ”
“ i’m gonna keep in contact with you, i promise. ”