Lucifer Morningstar

Independent and Selective. Lucifer has the majority of aspects from his Fox / Netflix series but will be mainly set within the DC/CW verse. Sideblog to: @sonofalsahir. Both mun & muse are 21+. NSFW content to be found within.

[calamiities]

hey! if ur ever looking for information on my character (whether i haven’t finished/uploaded my stats or bio pages or it’s just information you’d like to know) you can always 100% shoot me a message asking about anything! if you need something cleared up about my muse, ask me. if you wanna learn more about my muse, ask me. if something is confusing you or you just want to know more - ask me! i’m always available to answer questions about my muse because the odds are i’m probably still figuring them out. no matter how long i’ve had them for, there’s always room for character development and finding out more about them. there are some things even i haven’t figured out about my muse, so always feel free to ask me if you wanna know anything.

[sonofalsahir-blog]

I apologise to those that I owe responses to on all my muses.

My head has been kind of overloaded this week with various things and i’ve only really been able to get inspiration for certain threads/interactions.

I will do my best to get to things when I can.

[sanoiro]

A fine day at LUX!

[say-it-like-u-meme-it]

Short List of random Text Memes sfw/nsfw mix

[text] “You want to come over?” [text] “Oh my god I’m so horny right now and there’s no one attractive in sight..” [text] “He/She asked me if I was even old enough to be out this late…” [text] “This party is boring can you come and get me out of here?” [text] “I just realized how much I hate tomatoes.” [text] “Let’s go for a ride.” [text] “You wanna go on a road trip. Like right now?” [text] “Hey! I’m right outside your window. Let me in.” [text] “I’m in the driveway. I got chicken nuggets.” [text] “I’m upstairs in your room.” [text] “I’m waiting in bed for you.” [text] “I’m waiting in bed for you naked.” [text] “THERE ARE KITTENS. SO MANY KITTENS.” [text] “I’m bringing home a kitten.” [text] “I think I"m d;arunk. the mabr wont let me in.” [text] “Let’s go camping this weekend.” [text] “Send me a pic.” [text] “Send me a sexy pic.” [text] “I know it’s four am but are you awake?” [text] “Hey….hey. hEY. HEY. HAEY. HeyY!” [text] “I got this weird package in the mail and when I opened it it was some sex toy. I never ordered this.” [text] “Let’s go to the strip club.” [text] “wanna hook up?” [text] “I wanna be in the D-D-DANGER ZONE!” [text] “Shut. Up.”

[musingmemes]

protector / protectee starters

“no. you can’t go, it’s too dangerous.”

“it’s not dangerous. i’ll be fine.”

“i’m not going to let anything happen to you.” 

“you can’t keep me safe from everything.”

“just be careful.” 

“i’m always careful.”

“you’re going to get yourself hurt.”

“i won’t get hurt, i promise.”

“i won’t let them hurt you.”

“you can’t save me from this.”

“please try and stay out of trouble.”

“if anything happened to you…” 

“i’m not sure how to keep you safe.”

“i’m not going to let you out of my sight.”

“this is the only way to keep you safe.”

“you can’t keep an eye on me twenty four seven.”

“everywhere you go, i go.”

“it’s not your job to protect me.”

“it’s my job to protect you.”

“don’t worry, i’ve got you.”

“no one will hurt you as long as i’m breathing.”

“you don’t understand how dangerous this is.”

“please come back in one piece.”

[rawrmeansmemes]

THOR ( 2011 ) SENTENCE STARTERS

But those plans no longer matter. 

This drink… I like it!

I know, it’s great right?

It was delicious! I want another!

I meant no disrespect.

Alright, no more smashing. Deal?

You have my word.

You better call it _____, ‘cause I’m starting to root for this guy.

You are a vain, greedy, cruel boy!

And you are an old man and a fool!

Whoa, does he need CPR? 'Cause I totally know CPR!

I never wanted the throne, I only ever wanted to be your equal!

Do you want me to take him down, or would you rather send in more guys for him to beat up?

Don’t tell me it was that woman?… Oh, it was.

Well maybe, when we’re done here, I’ll pay her a visit myself!

It’s not a bad thing finding out that you don’t have all the answers.

You start asking the right questions.

For the first time in my life, I have no idea what I’m supposed to do.

Anyone who’s ever going to find his way in this world, has to start by admitting he doesn’t know…

You know, for a crazy homeless person… he’s pretty cut.

WHAT?… I’m so sorry! I swear I’m not doing this on purpose.

He’s fine! We drank, we fought - he made his ancestors proud!

Myeuh-muh? What’s Myeuh-muh?

Be warned, this boy grows tired of your mockery!

However I have wronged you, whatever I have done that has led you to do this, I am truly sorry.

So is this how you normally look?

You think me strange?

Good strange, or bad strange?

You’ve already made me proud.

You speak of treason!

Forget treason, it’s suicide!

It’s unwise to be in my company right now, _____ 

Today was to be my day of triumph! 

Look! Look, it’s “Myeuh-muh”!

This mortal form has grown weak. I need sustenance!

Also, how could you eat an entire box of Pop-Tarts and still be this hungry?

NO! I’ll die a warrior’s death! Stories will be told of this day!

Live, and tell those stories yourself!

Yeah, we can tell you’re hammered.

You’re big. I’ve fought bigger.

It’s all right, it’s over… You’re safe…

I’m not your brother! I never was!

I am not dying for 6 college credits!

You’re very brave, for helping me.

I swear to you, I mean her no harm.

He kept the truth from you so you would never feel different.

I have no plans to die today.

I am sorry, I cannot take you.

Sorry, maam, we’re the good guys!

[rawrmeansmemes]

Friends who get into trouble sentence starters

“I called someone to bail us out last time. It’s your turn.”

“We probably shouldn’t do this.”

“See you say it’ll be fine? But, something tells me it won’t be.”

“Okay, but they are gonna be so pissed when they see what we did to this place.”

“We probably shouldn’t have tried to surf on the mattress down the stairs..”

“I can’t believe we just prank called him/her. What are we like twelve?”

“Let’s just tell them that the dog did it.”

“I’m picking the lock. But, I just realized that I’m not a detective and this is a hair pin I found in my glovebox.”

“Do you think that alarm means that we’re caught?”

“I’ll fill the bucket with water and you distract him/her while I dump it on their head.”

“This is exactly what we need–a  night out. Let’s go crazy!!”

“Honestly, I think the car looks better after we crashed it.”

“I rang this guy/girls doorbell and ran away really fast??? And they found me.”

“Why is there a giant teddy bear wearing lingerie in my bath tub?”

“Oh my god, why is there an unconscious man/woman on the floor?!”

“We were supposed to be cooking. But, it looks like a murder occurred in here.”

“We broke the window. I think someone is going to notice.”

“I can’t believe we’re trying to climb through a window to get back a pair of your panties/underwear.”

“Shh, they’ll hear us. This is a terrible idea. You are lucky I love you.”

“That cop did not find it as funny as we did.”

“I told you not to hum the law and order theme song while we were being given a speeding ticket!!”

[memecxllector-blog]

Send ‘I wasn’t that drunk’ and i’ll generate a number for what my muse says in response.

numbers: ( 1 - 40 ) link to generator: here content: some content may be mature and/or slightly offensive

Keep reading

[moretrashyrpmemes]

NSFW Memes

Send one to…

✋️ - Press my muse against the wall and fuck them relentlessly

🤚- Have my muse press yours against the and fuck them relentlessly

😈 - Tease my muse until they beg to cum

👿 - Be teased by my muse until yours begs to cum

👍 - Pin my muse down as yours fingers them

👎 - Be pinned by my muse as they finger yours

🤛 - Roughly fist my muse until they cum hard

🤜 - Be roughly fisted by my muse until yours cums hard

🌗 - Blindfold and tie my muse for a little bedroom surprise

🌓 - Have my muse blindfold and tie yours for a little bedroom surprise

🍏 - Eat food off of my muse’s naked body

🍎 - Have my muse eat food of of your’s naked body

🖋 - Scratch my muse during rough heated sex

✒️ - Be scratched by my muse during rough heated sex

🔼 - Force my muse to cum unexpectedly

🔽 - Force your muse to cum unexpectedly

♠️ - Have my muse deepthroat yours

♣️ - Have your muse deepthroat mine

❗️- WILCARD

[rpmemes-galore]

Panic! at the Disco — Pray For The Wicked Album  {Sentence Starters}

“You’re a sweet talker.”

“Someone still loves you.”

“And if you lose, boo hoo.”

“You need me, don’t you?“

“You’re not gonna make it.”

“I don’t know if I will survive.”

“They were the best of times.”

“And nobody owes you, now.”

“Always had high, high hopes.”

“But, nobody knows you, now.”

“Now it looks like a wasteland.”

“And I don’t feel anything at all.”

“I guess it just ain’t big enough.”

“This is the oddest of summers.”

“Everything about you is perfect.”

“Sorry to get sentimental tonight.”

“I was gonna be that one in a million.”

“I’m filthy as charged, filthy as charged.”

“They were the best of times of your life.”

“And there’s only memories when it’s over.”

“Burn your biographies, rewrite your history.”

“Some only live to die, I’m alive to fly higher.”

“Didn’t know how, but I always had a feeling…”

“Didn’t have a dime but I always had a vision.”

“Been waiting for somebody else to carry me.”

“There’s nothing else there for me at my door.”

“I don’t trust anything or anyone, below the Sun.”

“All the people I know aren’t who they used to be.”

“Been traveling in packs that I can’t carry anymore.”

“So, pour out some liquor, make it an old fashioned.”

“All my life been hustling and tonight is my appraisal.”

“Far away to a place where I’m free from the weight…”

“We were swallowing the nights like we had nine lives.”

“Everything about you is perfect, down to your blood type.”

“Every face along the boulevard is a dreamer just like you.”

“This is what it feels like when you become one of the drunks.”

“Heaven knows that I’m born too late for these ghosts that I chase.”“

“It’s just that everything reminds me of things I thought I shouldn’t have to see, again.”

[sonpismanlikneyeyarar]

[punishmentismyjob]

[melancoliedesames]

[punishmentismyjob]

[vickyjona]

Lucifer igniting the Flaming Sword by channeling his pain.

[littlerebelrabbit]

[luciferonvacation]

Tom Ellis at the WD Booth😈