Why must people replicate crocs like crocs aren’t the only acceptable rubber shoe?
This is also a croc hate free zone so don’t test me!
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Why must people replicate crocs like crocs aren’t the only acceptable rubber shoe?
This is also a croc hate free zone so don’t test me!
TEXT | SAUSSIE
Sugar: your bed please?
Aussie: I just started streaming, but you're free to come over.
Aussie: Everything okay?
Sugar: mhm
Aussie: Are you lying to me?
Sugar: mhmmm
Aussie: Do you need me?
Sugar: I’m okay you should still steam
Aussie: Are you sure?
Sugar: I’ll have you after?
Aussie: Of course, always.
Sugar: love you
Aussie: Love you too. Door's unlocked, make yourself comfortable. I just refilled your snack cabinet if you want or need some.
Sugar: ☺️
Aussie: Hope you feel better, if you need anything, just let me know.
Sugar: I will feel better in your bed
Aussie: Okay
Sugar: and near you
Aussie: I can see about cutting stream short if you need me too.
Sugar: I like don’t want you to do that for me but I do at the same time
Aussie: Do you need me to end stream early tonight, yes or no?
Sugar: no
Aussie: Do you want me to?
Sugar: yea
Aussie: Okay. Then I'll end in a few hours and we can watch a movie and get our cuddle on.
Sugar: I’ll be there soon
Aussie: Okay
TEXT | SAUSSIE
Sugar: would you still like me if I was a pile of laundry?
Aussie: Depends, are you the clean pile of laundry that exists in a chair because I haven't put it away or the dirty pile of laundry trying to escape my hamper because I need to put in the effort to go do my laundry?
Sugar: I am always clean!
Aussie: Yeah, sure.
Sugar: Okay, you’re not wrong but I’m clean laundry!
Aussie: I meant that in, yeah, sure, I'd still like you. But both works.
Sugar: oh, good. Okay!
Aussie: Should I take this as you being buried in a pile of your own laundry?
Sugar: You should, yeah. I might even be stuck
Aussie: Should I come rescue you?
Sugar: if you mean keep me company then yes please
Aussie: Okay, I'll be right over then
Sugar: Hooray! I’ll try not to scare you
Aussie: I don't think that's possible
Sugar: but I monster ?
Aussie: But you is cute.
Sugar: mmm I is
Aussie: And that's the important part
Sugar: fineeeee
Sugar: I’m still gonna try
Aussie: Okay
Sugar: hug monster?
Aussie: are you one?
Sugar: I will be
Aussie: Yeah?
Sugar: just for you!!!
Aussie: I get my own personal hug monster?
Sugar: maybe you can put me in your pocket if you have one
Aussie: I do not think I have a pocket big enough
Sugar: get one?
Aussie: That would be a very big pocket... I have a sleeping bag. I could put you in that and just carry you around.
Sugar: you could like do the over your shoulder potato hold and drag me around!
Aussie: I could also just toss you over my shoulder without it and carry you around like that
Sugar: but I won’t look like a monster
Aussie: Why do you wanna look like a monster?
Sugar: I like monsters today
Sugar: but I like that idea better actually cause I could just hug you fully whenever I want
Aussie: Could just hang off my back like a cape
Sugar: Please please please
Aussie: Yeah?
Sugar: pleeeeeaseeeee!
Aussie: alright, alright, I'm on my way over. Just had to finish up what I was doing. it took longer than expected.
Sugar: yeah yeah, I’m still a hug monster so it’s okay!
Aussie: omw
TEXT | SAUSSIE
Sugar: heheheehee
Aussie: Hmm?
Sugar: I bought Mighty squish dog tots@
Aussie: Did you really?
Sugar: yes. I went to like 6 five belows
Sugar: and she’s gonna love them
Aussie: Oh wow
Sugar: I was going anyways but yeah I'm stoked
Sugar: SO STOKED
Aussie: You're ridiculous. She's spoiled
Sugar: She should be. She takes such good care of you.
Aussie: But she doesn't need MORE
Sugar: I think it's called rotating out!
Aussie: she gets a new box of stuff every month tho! Usually more
Sugar: I'll try and stop. It's only three babies.
Aussie: you say try and I know you lie
Sugar: only a little
Aussie: smh
Sugar: I got you something too!
Aussie: Of course you did. You always do.
Sugar: Good. You expect it 🙂
Aussie: For the most part, yeah
Sugar: Do you like surprises?
Aussie: Uh, only sometimes
Sugar: I'm not surprising you
Sugar: I just, didn't know if you'd rather I leave you presents you don't know about in advance
Aussie: I mean, as long as it's not anything like super expensive or something
Sugar: Okay
bayisaspicymeatball:.
Camping? Like with a tent?
Or an RV?
bayisaspicymeatball:
Being a boy is definitely gross. But at least I can pee wherever I want. I guess except after sex.
No, not really. It’s like that in the movies though. I think it’s a thing that’s reserved for like love. I’m not cut out for love. I have too much baggage. So, no, I’ve never let myself get attached to someone enough to see sparks. Did you?
I think we can be done talking about pee now.
Should we go camping though?
Like when you’re done working.
Oh, um, right. No.
bayisaspicymeatball:
Guys can’t. Even peeing right after sex is weird. Girls probably can.
Girls are supposed to pee after sex and so are boys. You’re telling me you have to pee after sex too but its weird? Being a boy is gross.
Have you ever kissed someone and like saw sparks?
TEXT | NOT BLAINE
Brett: Now you know how I felt when you were talking about me peeing on myself
Sugar: [read]
TEXT | NOT BLAINE
Brett: Blaine was best friends with Kurt for a long time before they dated. And I think they are actually getting back together. They only broke up because there was 3000 miles between them
Sugar: mm i'm really uncomfortable rn
TEXT | NOT BLAINE
Brett: Lots of people are best friends with their s/o
Sugar: i think that you weren't besties with rachel for a lot of time so you don't know what you're talking about
Sugar: plus you cant break up the three stooges
TEXT | NOT BLAINE
Brett: Then why does it matter if I tell someone that you're in love and had a lipgasm kissing that person
Sugar: because we're best friends?
Sugar: you don't have lipgasms about your besties!
TEXT | NOT BLAINE
Brett: So... they don't know. Because you said that was all in your head
Sugar: I'm telling you that if you asked Aussie if we were married they would say yes like it isn't a weird question
Sugar: they know we are
TEXT | NOT BLAINE
Brett: Does the other person know how you feel
Sugar: what do you mean?
Sugar: obviously they know we are married
Sugar: they just haven't picked out the ring yet
TEXT | NOT BLAINE
Brett: Wait, you're married?
Sugar: Yeah but like only in my brain
TEXT | NOT BLAINE
Brett: It definitely doesn't happen every time. Maybe you love whoever it was that you kissed
Sugar: I mean, yeah of course I do. We are married!
TEXT | NOT BLAINE
Brett: Who am I gonna tell?
Sugar: I'm just saying
Sugar: I've never kissed someone and felt like that before ??
TEXT | NOT BLAINE
Brett: I am usually oblivious to like mostly everything but it sounds like you recently kissed a friend and had a lip orgasm from it.
Sugar: if you tell anyone mavis will eat you, okay?