Bay Motta

29/M/Orlando

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hasevuori​:

And drawing. Right now I’m working on portrait sketches.

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And you needed a sound proofed apartment for that?

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mrmarcoestrada​:

Grilled zucchini is really good if it’s done right. So is most vegetarian stuff. 

We’re gonna have to agree to disagree. I can get behind zucchini or eggplant, but if you’re gonna throw around tofu, I’m out.

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mrlangsbury​:

If you need anything… anything at all. Let me know.

Is that an offer?

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oliviabarelyanderson​:

A slight error on my part and it did not take away from how sexy I am- did it?

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Don’t worry. You’re still the hottest chick in the building.

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ownerofmottsapplesauce​:

I think we can be done talking about pee now. 

Should we go camping though?

Like when you’re done working.

Oh, um, right. No.

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Camping? Like with a tent?

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flynnnormandy​:

Damn, well- the roof it is and I won’t snap ya any pics when I’m at your mamas eating the spaghetti from the source and you’re getting Sugar’s rainbow tupperware brought back to ya. 

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Don’t say that. We won’t be friends anymore if you talk about it.

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oliviabarelyanderson​:

I pump gas in heels and a short dress, I knew it was sexy already. 

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Till you spill the gas all over the ground.

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flynnnormandy​:

Shouldn’t we just take this to your mama’s place? The pools better?

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Nah, I gotta stay around here for work. Stupid work rule. 

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ownerofmottsapplesauce​:

Girls are supposed to pee after sex and so are boys. You’re telling me you have to pee after sex too but its weird? Being a boy is gross.

Have you ever kissed someone and like saw sparks?

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Being a boy is definitely gross. But at least I can pee wherever I want. I guess except after sex.

No, not really. It’s like that in the movies though. I think it’s a thing that’s reserved for like love. I’m not cut out for love. I have too much baggage. So, no, I’ve never let myself get attached to someone enough to see sparks. Did you?

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oliviabarelyanderson​:

I know, babe!

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Who knew getting gas would be so sexy.

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hasevuori​:

I am a professional artist.

Like painting?

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mrmarcoestrada​:

I think having a grilling night would be a good idea. Though, we should have some vegetarian options just in case.

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That sounds disgusting but I guess grilled zucchini is okay.

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flynnnormandy​:

That’d be pretty dope. I saw you talkin’ about grilling too and dude- we’d be killer on the grill together!

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I was thinking of doing meat night. Legit. 

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ownerofmottsapplesauce​:

It was not like this until recently Bay! But I was confused too. Mack said its normal. I don’t ever want to pee while having sex. 

Wait, can you pee during sex?

Guys can’t. Even peeing right after sex is weird. Girls probably can.

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Saturday morning

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tinydancerrjeff​:

You ever just have a day where you just want to lie on the floor and not move? Yeah it was one of those. 

Nah but I’m the cause of people feeling that way sometimes.

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mrmarcoestrada​:

There is a grill up there. I contemplated making food on it for a bit. 

I love grilling. It’s my jam. Basically I think we should have a building meat night. A literal sausage fest, if you will.