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- matthew | he/him | vile child -

[owningurokayness]

if ur bothered i’m moving over to @lemonlimetree !! peace out otherwise xxx

[owningurokayness]

and then i didn’t :) it’s @passengeroficarus or @goingfullkillbill depending on how emo u are lmao

[owningurokayness]

if ur bothered i’m moving over to @lemonlimetree !! peace out otherwise xxx

[beggars-opera]

The best notes written in manuscripts by medieval monks

Colophon: a statement at the end of a book containing the scribe or owner’s name, date of completion, or bitching about how hard it is to write a book in the dark ages

Oh, my hand

The parchment is very hairy

Thank God it will soon be dark

St. Patrick of Armagh, deliver me from writing

Now I’ve written the whole thing; for Christ’s sake give me a drink

Oh d fuckin abbot

Massive hangover

Whoever translated these Gospels did a very poor job

Cursed be the pesty cat that urinated over this book during the night

If someone else would like such a handsome book, come and look me up in Paris, across from the Notre Dame cathedral

I shall remember, O Christ, that I am writing of Thee, because I am wrecked today

Do not reproach me concerning the letters, the ink is bad and the parchment scanty and the day is dark

11 golden letters, 8 shilling each; 700 letters with double shafts, 7 shilling for each hundred; and 35 quires of text, each 16 leaves, at 3 shilling each. For such an amount I won’t write again

Here ends the second part of the title work of Brother Thomas Aquinas of the Dominican Order; very long, very verbose; and very tedious for the scribe; thank God, thank God, and again thank God

If anyone take away this book, let him die the death, let him be fried in a pan; let the falling sickness and fever seize him; let him be broken on the wheel, and hanged. Amen

[charmedatlaw]

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

[charmedatlaw]

Again:

1. The law doesn't care how long your parents and family have been out of your life

2. The law doesn't care about your long term friends or "found family"

If you don't have legal documents that say otherwise, your biological family calls all the shots.

This goes especially for LGBTQ+. Please do not get deadnamed in your obituary.

[elliewilliams]

hey!! please consider commissioning me, im trying to put some money aside for school!!

[youvebeengnomed-deactivated2020]

Hey! Could you do me a favor and reblog this if you think it’s okay to stim in public (as long as it’s not hurting anyone)

My parents said some not nice things and I need reassurance.

[aceawkwardunicorn]

I can’t remember if I reblogged this already, but I’m still doing it.

[heavenfacedmp3]

Pierrot Le Fou (1965) dir. Jean Luc Godard

[newsagogos]

Anyone notice how the girl has 4 whistles with the fab 4's colors around her neck in the na na na video?

[demolitiondykes]

im never not thinking about the sheer LOVE and DEVOTION that’s infused into danger days! like there’s so much of it…. “i’ll find you when the sun goes black” and “run away with me any time you want” and “we could leave it all behind” and “just don’t let go” and “leave the party with me and never go home” and “let me be the one to save you” and “i’ll keep you safe tonight” and “you stop the noise” and all of the only hope for me is you…. anyway it appeals to the fundamental gay desire for a ride or die found family and they GET IT! they were RIGHT!

[uranium]

MURDERED FASCISTS MAKE NO NOISE

[are-you-even-gluten-free-bro]

do you want to know something?? I always wondered what the hell kind of hairstyle the Ancient Egyptians were trying to portray with depictions like these

and this

until I did my hair this morning and 

oh

welp

you can take the noses off our statues but until you find a way to take Egypt out of Africa we’re still going to find ourselves

[are-you-even-gluten-free-bro]

I’m reblogging this post without all the salty, racist commentary because I’m sick of looking at it. please spread this around again in its pure form for posterity.

[hotboytev]

What’s funny is that white people thought they were hats/crowns 😂

[esiuqram]

ESIUQRAM

[robosaurusrex]

Here’s a really good post about this.

And here’s some pictures of the Afar people, who still live on the horn of Africa today.

Cool, huh?

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

Beautiful

[jasoncanty01]

People thought it was Hats and Crowns? How could they not see hair?

[mymyfangirlsidedontlie]

Because racism

[unconsciousearth]

[jaydenthorne]

No. Hollywood has an older man problem.

[castielcampbell]

this is so gross

[aqueerkettleofish]

I wish I could remember the name of the actress who went ballistic after being told that, at 35, she was too old to play the love interest for the 55-year-old lead.

[aqueerkettleofish]

It was Maggie Gyllenhall.  And I stand corrected, she was 37.

[ambermusicbox-deactivated202103]

Damn

[elderkale]

Whoniverse as The Onion Headlines (Part 1)

[soulofthebloodofthewolf-deactiv]

honestly missionaries are evil. the idea of traveling the world to tell people Who Didnt Fucking Ask that their beliefs are wrong in the hopes that theyll adopt your beliefs seems sinister

[swanqueenisendgameyo]

An Inuit hunter asked the local missionary priest: “If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?” “No,” said the priest, “not if you did not know.” “Then why,” asked the Inuit earnestly, “did you tell me?” ~Annie Dillard, Pilgrim at Tinker Creek

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[delairetheliar-blog]

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[theocseason4]

If she’s ur girl… then why is she solving the jonbenet case with me