non-practicing intellecual

she/her, 21, mex/can, sapphic, I basically just reblog stuff

[rosenkranz-does-things]

movie so nice I watched it twice. in two days

[gonzos-humansona]

Woman in front of me in line at the caffe nero changed my life yesterday when she ordered a prosciutto sandwich but pronounced "prosciutto" like it rhymed with mosquito. "Pruh-squee-toe."

I heard this person say "uhhhh yeah can I get a prosquito sandwich please?" and I knew I'd never be the same. Prosquito. Prosquito. Its everything to me. I haven't been able to stop saying that lmfao. This is my spinch. This is my bagel and creem cheems. This is my ranibow sprimkle.

friends and family are already tired of me going crazy over prosquito but its so special to me

[pangur-and-grim]

I’ve gone insane and started writing a cliche fantasy novel

[pangur-and-grim]

yeah to be honest, when I made that post I didn’t think we’d be ending up here

[movie-gifs]

Emmy Rossum as Christine Daae in The Phantom Of the Opera (2004)

[apradonite]

when ur close 2 me

[mainblag]

WHY DO YOU PEOPLE TORMENT ME ? !

[deadelated]

the gay thoughts are back

[mosasadogs]

saw you laying on our couch on your stomach kicking your feet cutely before posting this

[deadelated]

I was literally sitting like this with my guns

[harajuno]

He should cook all of us food and we can all be happy forever

[ilonano]

girl who is a little green

[shadeslayer]

art by Tima Lotah Link (Chumash) for the Native Voices 16th Annual Short Play Festival

"merciless indian savages" is a direct quote from the US declaration of independence, and this is referencing the art of "manifest destiny" as a white woman standing over the us countryside

[alibis-and-wine]

extremely fucking cool. this is the art that’s being referenced most directly btw:

American Progress - Wikipedia

[breadandm]

somebody posted this Calvin and Hobbes strip and i cannot overstate just how topical this fuckin thing is

[dr-paint]

Hail Mary Full of Grace

[thefloatingstone]

I think it's really funny that Japanese also has a word for "Edgelord" but theirs translates to "8th grader"

[holmoris]

it's not even '8th grader' it's even funnier. chunibyo is eighth grade syndrome. like explicitly a diagnosis. i diagnose you with edgelord

[thekijs]

Being incredibly 14 years old about things is, apparently, a universal experience

[inbabylontheywept]

you're not allowed to bring wireless devices into classified areas and a security guy noticed a square phone-ish shape in my pocket so he asked me to show him what it was and i had to show him my can of pocket herring :/

[inbabylontheywept]

artists depiction of event

[going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi]

things to say after fucking up egregiously

pack it up boys we've made a social blunder

let's run that again

one more time normal style

I'm going to become a statistic

further proof god is out to get me

it's because I tore my acl senior year

I couldn't do it for religious reasons

my ex took my talent in the divorce

good thing nobody saw that (said directly to someone who definitely saw it)

[o0kawaii0o]

Suit study pt 2 - ft. Internet S3x Symbol Reigen

[giblwee]

this trend but it’s from issac’s perspective