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i want to lay on the floor for reasons i will not divulge

(i am experiencing the horrors*)

(*colorado avalanche playoff hockey)

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one of my daughters is a certified yapper (she loves talking about breffast) and the other is a certified napper (she loves herself a nap)

[owuchcharlie]

hi. i’m charlie, i just got traded to colorado from boston and i have THOUGHTS. (why is it so cold? and that’s coming from someone born and raised on the east coast) i have two daughters, two dogs and the cutest man. (am i biased? nope)

okay BYE biigdumbdog

[owuchcharlie]

HIMST!

WHOMST???

[owuchcharlie]

not to get too emo on main but sometimes i wonder if any of this is worth the stress it causes 🤷🏻‍♂️

[owuchcharlie]

if anyone needs snacks during the colorado / dallas game, hit me up

i doubt i’ll be doing anything worth while

[owuchcharlie]

i should like. attempt to be social sometime

[owuchcharlie]

bird flu? yeah i sure hope they do

[owuchcharlie]

feeling mighty [redacted] lately might go [redacted] for a while

[owuchcharlie]

i can’t believe my captain stole my husband???

[owuchcharlie]

i think cale liked every post i’ve ever made

i think he likes me

[owuchcharlie]

who wants to hockey for me tonight

[owuchcharlie]

save me peanut butter toast, save me

[owuchcharlie]

i fucked around too much and made myself sad

[owuchcharlie]

you’ve heard of rbf, get ready for rsf

resting sad face

i’m not even sad, i just look like someone just told me im not getting a puppy

[owuchcharlie]

tonight is game 500 for me and all i want to do is lay on the ice and scream

[owuchcharlie]

kinda feeling like a power strip plugged into itself