Matched with a half elf on wrindr (Wizard Grindr) who wants a nice domestic night, so I decided to forage mushrooms for a risotto for a meal before he comes over. Read a new book on rare and magical mushrooms and there’s one that can feed directly off of iron but is still edible, Feddlemen’s Steel Cap, but I found out it has other problems.
Found a patch coming off a sword sticking out of a long dead skeleton, but it turns out they also hold all of the memories of the moments of death by anyone slain with the iron they feed off of.
So there I am, belly full of risotto, half elf with his shirt off, and then we’re both screaming over visions of getting skewered and beheaded time and time again. FML.
















