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for the people

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shouldn’t have smoked that shit, now I’m in Jumanji(2017)

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insane to me that they abbreviate bank of america to BofA…like…do u know what that means

[kittydealer]

u/godfather_wanderlust

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warrior cats live action

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I hate gay halloween what do u mean you’re the homoerotic subtext between dustin hoffman and robert redford in the oscar winning film all the presidents men

[escuerzoresucitado]

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let’s be a pile with mama and papa #mamaandpapaposting

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doing some mandatory cigarettes after sex exposure therapy rn

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just watched a cyber truck parallel park I think I’m gonna be sick

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I wore a baseball cap backwards for like four hours today and I can still feel it on my head

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The song hey there delilah has got to be one of the worst listening experiences out here. It’s a sad song, but not in a way that’s at all beautiful or significant, the melody just has an aura of bummer about it. The lyrics make the guy sound so pathetic and stupid in a way that makes you hate the guy but also kind of feel bad for him because his situation must be so miserable for him to act like this. Even when I was a kid the song gave me a terrible feeling, it’s like I always knew it was this awful.

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the shower curtain and I have a complicated relationship

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obnoxious people are going to be obnoxious no matter what, don’t make it anthony bourdain’s fault

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nothing like seeing a picture of a beautiful fat woman in a bikini to get me in the summer mood. I don’t even own a bikini but I see a thick girl rocking one and I’m like hell yeah I gotta get out there I gotta get on her level

[loveridden1999]

in a way i am my own dead wife

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looked up “lunch” on pinterest today, I don’t know what my fucking problem is

[e-102]

need this on my blog

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Adam from Girls

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I wouldn’t want to be first in the human centipede because then I would have to do all the talking

[wosp-reactivated]

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

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this is what happens when your executive functioning skills get worse