incorrect-svt-quotes

she/they idk what im doing here

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ayo gang what if i post svt prompts along with the usual incorrect quotes would yall fw that 🥹

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Seungkwan: I’m sensing such a.. large amount of negative energy in this place… far larger than anything I’ve ever experienced…

Chan, immediately raising his hand: Sorry should I leave

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Woozi: My relationship with all of you is strictly professional. We are not friends! I am just your producer and member, who would explode if anything happens to any one of you. Nothing more!

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Momo: Why do svt always show up late?

DK: Because we’re dramatic, and the moon looks cooler when we arrive.

Mina: You tripped on your own feet.

DK: Still hot though.

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Jeongyeon: Why are you in a shopping cart?

Joshua: Why aren’t you in a shopping cart? ◠‿◠

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Jeonghan: I seduced the bouncer to buy us time.

Momo: You called him "daddy bicepbag" and winked.

Jeonghan: And?

Dahyun: He did freeze in horror. Technically a success.

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Jeonghan: Do you trust me?

Junhui: No.

Jeonghan: I'll take that as a yes.

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Vernon: Here's why being upstairs is better. When we're downstairs, we have to walk up the stairs to get upstairs. When we're upstairs, we're already here.

Minghao: Every day is like your first day ever.

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Minghao: So Nonnie, do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Vernon: Yes, I'm pretty sure it's February 14th.

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Seungkwan: When I woke up this morning, I had a feeling something terrible was going to happen and also that essentially, deep down, I’m quite an evil person.

Vernon: It's called a hangover, Seungkwan.

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Chan: Now what's a "brunch"

Joshua: It's like a half-breakfast half-lunch

Dokyeom: Like a cornflake sandwich

Junhui: Sounds good to me

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Wonwoo: We need a distraction. Who's the loudest?

Dokyeom and Hoshi: *point at each other*

Dino: ...I'm scared.

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Hoshi: I think I sprained my dignity.

Minghao: You can't sprain something you never had.

Seungkwan: *gasps dramatically* NOTE THAT

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Dahyun: I fell down the stairs.

Jun: Again?

Dahyun: This time for attention.

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Mingyu: I think before I act

Seungkwan: When?

Mingyu: Eventually

[choshushu]

the way this fits w just what happened to his phone IM CRYINGGGG

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Jeonghan: I enjoy peace

Joshua: You literally hit your countertop because it lagged

Jeonghan: Technology can ROT in hell

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Mingyu: I think before I act

Seungkwan: When?

Mingyu: Eventually