Goddess Witch Sadie

A soft blanket of mist holds the forest. Like petrichor from gasoline. Vanilla, smoke, and ozone.

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Bowling doll. Like sonic the hedgehog... It will be okay I think!

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Teaching my doll how to cook and having to stomach down the actual literal dollslop they made so I don't hurt its feelings.

Mm. H- Yes dear its.. hck .. Its lovely! But why don't I show you some other things you could do? Please...?

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Dolls deserve to watch you play games or work on things or watch movies with you. It is such a simple observance they like, to sit beside their witch and look at what they are doing

Better than this: If your doll isn't busy, put them in your lap when you can. This is important,,

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Put a doll in your lap right now to get a massive awawawawawawawawa response

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Dolls deserve to watch you play games or work on things or watch movies with you. It is such a simple observance they like, to sit beside their witch and look at what they are doing

Better than this: If your doll isn't busy, put them in your lap when you can. This is important,,

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Sorry I had to make sure my stupid doll knew which are the poisonous sugar cubes...

The poisonous sugar cubes are for your witch's enemies, okay?

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Playing People Playground makes me feel things. Because I am normal

Yes this is an empty spaces post. Imagine if in People Playground... They weren't "people", crazy!

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My dreams are very influenced by the games I play. For better or worse I did not have any People Playground dream where I murdereded

I have however been playing tons of Satisfactory with my doll which has also been lovely. Any game where someone gets to be helpful is certainly good for this,,

Anyways I had a dream that my post was Blue because it could be Posted Here. And they could be connected

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Another thing dolls should do more often: Maid

I mean I am pretty sure Most dolls are kind of already an unlabeled maid. Many dolls are already sweet helpful things, housekeepers,

If you haven't got yourself a maid, get one. In general also consider dressing your doll up as a maid they will like it :)

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Playing People Playground makes me feel things. Because I am normal

Yes this is an empty spaces post. Imagine if in People Playground... They weren't "people", crazy!

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Dolls should curtsey more often. I think it is a form of doll enrichment, affirming

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IMPORTANT PSA

If your handler ever speaks to you like Peach from the Triple-A Mario Video: Like, leave. Find a new handler. Actually, just kill them! It will be easy and it will give you some status in the eyes of your next handler, promise

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If your hound or doll behaves like Mario it is a good idea to put them down, on a similar note. There is a small chance you may find that you are both stuck in some sort of pataphysics nonsense and are narratively doomed to be in a triple-a dialogue filled relationship. I'm sorry.

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IMPORTANT PSA

If your handler ever speaks to you like Peach from the Triple-A Mario Video: Like, leave. Find a new handler. Actually, just kill them! It will be easy and it will give you some status in the eyes of your next handler, promise