The Wizard of Oz

How I love Halloween candy.

You have a point but don’t worry about me, kiddo. I won’t get killed tonight.

#c: gramps #it's official that's his tag because alexia likes it #also can i just #if anyone other than dex and mason called oz kiddo #he would literally flip his shit at them #no one else is allowed to call him that

I knew you'd like it. It's a solid plan. You better not! I'll be more than just a little sad if you do. I mean, who else will I have to talk to about random shit all the time? Wait -- that might be why you'd want to die. Hm, put yourself out of the misery of listening to a chatterbox all day.

How I love Halloween candy.

Kiddo,most of the times I get drunk bad shit happens. If I meant to get killed by a psycho on Halloween, then I’ll get killed with a bunch of gummy bears and vodka in my system.

#wait no now i need a tag for mason #ph god the pressure #-rolls off the side of a cliff-#ok wait i got this i goT THIS #c: gramps #i can do better than that but like look i'm very sleep deprived

I like my plan better. And that's that you just don't die at all. See? Much better than your plan.

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wait what is a para

chels is literally me at this point

#ooc #chels #light of my life #i dON'T KNOW WHAT WRITING IS ANYMRE #i can't even spell

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#i'm sorry i disappeared again #i have to write a para starter for someone #lAUGHS DOES KOAL EVEN PARA ANYMORE #no the answer is no #i do not know th emeaning of the word #ooc

The hell are all the kids?

…You wouldn’t dare. I’m paying for your college. Your food, your clothing, your dead cat. I mean what who said that. I should enchant them so they can have some sort of strange love child and it’ll be the funniest thing since your dead cat. I MEAN WHAT.

#c: papa bear #omg r u gonna be ok there shyma #wait we're never ok never mind #hE'S YOUR FUTURE AU HUSBAND STILL #i mean oz is not louis #omg stop i can't deal withthat image in my brain #it i s literally going to be the worst time ever #because he'll think he looks so cool with peach fuzz #and dex will tie him down one day and just shave it off #or shave half of it off and then be like now look at ya bad self

Say it again, mister senile. We'll see how everything goes when you get older and more crazy. I've got a sugar daddy now. I don't need your money.

My -- MY CAT ISN'T DEAD. He's still living ok and that wasn't even a little funny when it happened and isn't any more funny now!

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#face #my actual fave music video ever of theirs #and the song is great to #just all around cries from koal

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How I love Halloween candy.

Especially gummy bears. Gummy bears with vodka.

#c: mason #wherein my comp finally got itself under control #-replies from oz for the yolos-

You can't get drunk on Halloween! That's when all the bad shit happens. Gotta keep your eyes peeled for that.

The hell are all the kids?

Shut up, shut up, I’m tired. It’s been a long day. They just grow up so fast. Your retarded cat got scared of Kal-El and peed on my couch. Am I out of excuses yet?

#c: papa bear #hello i am koal #and you are shyma #and together we are koma the angst wrecker #no matter how long it's been since we've last talked #our tags will always be a mile long #i hAVE NO IDEA OK #are we talking about the stripe of blonde in his hair?#or some other hair style that was equally as ridiculous?

Nah, you're just getting old. Senile. Forgetting things you shouldn't have. Next you'll start forgetting me altogether and then I'll have to lock you away in some muggle care home so that you don't scare the other children. He did not! He's with Toto right now. Yes, you ran out a while ago.

The hell are all the kids?

Ouch, too early kid, too early. I would celebrate except this one fifth year brat just landed in front of me and interrupted my preparations, you know?

#c: papa bear #i'M LAUGHIN OZ AIN'T NO DRUG DEALER ANYMORE #BUT UM YES LOUIS DID A THING WHERE HE HAS SCRUFF NOW #omg i so can when i try #i just have to think really hard like how tdo you spell do because i clearly just crewed that one up #jfc never mind i can't do anything #i'm done i give up

Oh, my bad. I'll try to wait a little longer next time. Um, I think you're mistaken. There's no fifth year around here. Or a brat, for that matter. I'm a sixth year now, Dex. Moving on up in the latter of Hogwarts years. Pretty soon I'll be graduated and then you won't ever have to worry about me splinting myself in your class ever again. Again, my bad. I'll try not to interrupt next time.

The hell are all the kids?

This is a school, right?

#c: papa bear #it literally took me three times to spell concerned right before i remembered spelling is a thing i can do #hI THO #ozzy's sense of humor is sTILL AS BAD AS EVER

Isn't this the time when you're all supposed to be happy and celebrate our disappearances? It's not like the werewolves have come back with a vengeance or anything.

Wow, shit is looking good.

It’s not like I would let you either. I will just hold you and keep taking you to all the different rides. I will even try to gain a huge teddy bear in one of the games. Or would you rather an unicorn? You know, to match our cheesiness and gayness. Stop it, you will make me blush. All this flattery is not good for my ego, you know? It will get a lot bigger than it already is. I think he would tell me to fuck off and tell us to quit talking about sex with him especially when it involves you. Sometimes I reckon I prefer Dexter. I don’t know if I would manage my mother giving us another vibrator. That’s true. I already miss Summer, though. Spain was pretty fucking great, wasn’t it? We will, don’t worry. At the end of the month, mum was planning a family dinner on the twenty-fifth and I’m making reservations for us at a nice restaurant in the twenty-sixth. What do you think?

#convo: mariett #why do you do these things to me #no really why torture me with emoz feels #emmett's got his hand in his back pokcet #and he's gonna take him out for his birthday #and give him a commitment ring #and henry's gonna laugh at them both for it #don't touch me i'm feeling #-inappropriately laughs myself into an early grave-#and ozzy's oblivious so he doesn't even realize that's close to his birthday

Even the ones we've already gone on? I think I like this plan. I'll pretend to find someone attractive and then you drag me off to new places. Sounds good to me. Teddy Bear or unicorn? I think the bear, but if it makes it impossible for us to sit on the ferris wheel together or some other ride then I'm tossing it Henry's way and he can ride with it instead of some girl. As long as your ego doesn't shove me out the door and make you fall in love with your own reflection, then I'm ok with building it up every chance I get. I don't know... the last time I brought up sex with him we kinda got into a war over it. He kept talking about his sex life and so I had to retort and it was really bad. Oh, right, because Dexter telling us to get lost all the time is better than your mother gently encouraging the relationship. Although, the vibrator was more of a football player shove. It was, actually. We should do something for Christmas break. Unless we're doing that with your family at your house again? That's over twenty days away. Are you sure you won't forget by then?

Wow, shit is looking good.

You would have to search a lot to find anyone half as good looking as I am. Besides, that’s no way of talking to the person who’s constantly giving you orgasms, Ozzy. What would your father say to your lack of manners? I’m too busy staring at your ass, that’s right. But, really, are you bothered by it? I can take you to other places as well. I just usually go for clubs because then the boys can go as well.

#convo: mariett #he is and ozzy knows it ok shhh #gdi marie you're not supposed to do that #except too late for me too because i did as well #i missed you a lot too love #ahhh tell me on facebook what happened ;o;

I only said I'd look. I never said I'd find them or if I'd ever do anything once I did. It'll take more than a pretty face to get me to run off into the sunset with someone that wasn't my Tin Man. Correction, to the person that gives me the best orgasms. Don't sell yourself short. I imagine he'd tell us both to stop whining to him about things and not care about what it is I said to you. Going to clubs? Considering last year we went no where because of all the exams, I think this is an upgrade. Besides, I love hanging out with everyone else as well. We should just go out with just us two soon though.

Wow, shit is looking good.

Oi, fuck off, pretty boy. If I recall well, I took you out last weekend, remember? Right here in London, to a nightclub. I didn’t say it looked good, though.

#convo: mariett #MARIE MY LOVE MY BABY THE LOVE OF MY LIFE #IF YOU CRY I'M GONNA CRY DON'T DO THAT #omf he's seventeen i don't know what to do with myself #ozzy's birthday is on the 30th #I LOVE YOU TOO BABY #SO VERY MUCH #he's kidding i s2g

You cannot tell me to fuck off when we've just got here. No, you're taking me on every single ride there is and then I might ditch you for someone more attractive. That's a club. That doesn't count. You take me to those all the time and you're not really looking at the place when we go.

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#face #emmett #emoz #mY BABIES -SCMREAS-#the amount that i have missed them has reached ridiculous heights