try not to go easy on me .

after dark account but i can't tell you whose (nda :/). 18+. read pinned post before following .

[p-r-ettea]

THE DAILY DISH .

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vaguely nsfw blog run by your local black genderfluid acespec creature. mdni, proship/propara dni, read under the cut for continued dni and more info. ( required )

meet p(r)ettea !

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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR

i am **** or ***, but you can call me p(r)ettea. I am an eighteen year old Black enby, use they/them pronouns, and think typing in all lowercase looks cute.

i may not post much on here because i have a Strange and Worrisome relationship with my own emotions (and am also acespec and usually mildly uninterested in sexuall things), and if i do it may not be very interesting. i apologize in advance, i think.

i sometimes sound unenthusiastic over text and this is simply because i am a negative nancy and i unfortunately cannot help it.

kisses and hugs,

p(r)ettea

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OPINION: WHO CAN INTERACT

do not interact with me if you are into incest/faucest, ageplay, make/consume nsfw content with minor characters, are into misogyny or patriarchy kinks, or are into rape(/play) or raceplay. do not interact if you use/reblog generative ai or take/reblog creepshots of people. do not interact if you are a pro-ana/edtumblr blog/on that side of tumblr.

basic dni obviously (racist, homophobic, sexist, misogynist, transphobic, antisemitic, zionist, maga, pedos, zoos, necros, you get the point), but i feel that doesn't even need to be said.

on what feels like a silly note i'll block you if you have 'mommy' or 'daddy' in your blog title or post about mommy/daddy kinks, not anything largely against you it is just very uncomfortable to meee. i see that as a psuedo incest kink and want none of it.

i'm going to repeat that if you are a minor, i do not want you to interact. ty :)

i block very freely. that's not a dni thing or anything i just wanted to let it be known. i also have strong opinions, and if i end up expressing them i may come off rudely.

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CLASSIFIEDS

these things i feel positive about ( that you may find me talk about here ) : praise (giving and receiving), bondage, pegging, orgasm delay/denial, painplay, knifeplay, soft feedism, biting, blood, boots please tell me to lick the dirt and mud and grit from your boots please please please please please but in general i'm very vanilla l o ls.

these things are so not for me ( plaease don't bring them up to me ) : fearplay, degradation, preg, forcefem/forcemasc, vomit, vore, cnc, gunplay, permanent immobility, death feedism, choking, self harm, nonconsensual voyourism, there's probably more but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it xo .

( and then in a nonsexual way i am deeply uncomfortable with vomit and would rather not have discussions of eating disorders or self harm brought to my page. ty! )

tag guide: # prettea - randy thoughts, # . tea - personal thoughts, # prettear pics - pics of me ! all will be deleted within the week if posted jsyk, # pettea - discourse/politics ( i don't know if that will be necessary here but yk. i am a very political person and i see it everywhere. )

fictional characters you may possibly sometimes see spoken about here: . bernard alvin murphy from z nation. lutinient roberta warren from z nation. the man from z nation. lisa cuddy from house md. idk maybe other characters lols ( though this really is not about fandom )

as long as there are no explicit photographs involved, feel free to say anything to me in dms. i cannot promise these will be answered and if you are particularly hateful i can promise they will be deleted. say anything in asks, though! i'm an attention whore, they'll likely be answered.

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[p-r-ettea]

when i was younger i used to daydream about an older woman at my workplace kidnapping me and that is just swirling around my real dreams nowadays lols

[p-r-ettea]

local loser ponders deleting their account for the three hundreth time

[p-r-ettea]

hatesex.

[werenotreallystrangers]

Stop being seduced by attention

[p-r-ettea]

not to derail the point of posts obv but urgggh i miss I MISS !!! i cannor...urggghhhh

[pixiespond]

Your f/o softly asking you a question and before you can think to answer they’re gently taking your chin between their fingers and nodding your head for you because they know what you need and that you’ll be good for them and do whatever they’re asking

[confirmed-and-contorted]

“ah, my lady, watch your footing near these stai-”

CLANG-KLINK-SCREEK-CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK-SKREE-CLINK-TSCEECH!

[borrowed-blade]

Need to kneel today.

Could be for my Prince, head bowed in deference, eyes unworthy to meet his. Could be for my captain, my knees already accustomed to taking this position before him. Could be for my jester, my eyes fixed on their leggings, on the bells at the ends of their slippers.

Whoever I kneel for, I’m not asking for much. No need to tease, not today. Instead I ask for assistance in removing my helmet, in uncovering my head. I don’t need anything else to be bared. I don’t need your body. I just want your hands.

Warm, steady palms cupping my chin and my cheek. Deft fingers pushing my hair back from my eyes. Nails scratching lightly at my scalp. Just enough to ground me, to make me certain that we’re both here. That we’re both right where we want to be.

Perhaps a hushed reminder that I’ve pleased you. An assurance that my affections do not fall on deaf ears. That you are happy to care for me like this, you aren’t doing it out of necessity. Perhaps this would be nice, if it’s not too much to hope for.

Let me go quiet in your hands.

[h3xaddict]

titplay

[goth-queen]

[just-some-trans-nobody]

Can a brave strong knight let me praise and complaint them until they melt from all the affection? I want to hold their helmet covered face in my hands and places lots of kisses all over the cold metal.

What a brave knight you are? Followed up with a kiss.

Another kiss, so strong.

Your armor is so shiny and maintained! Two kisses for two compliments.

You did so well sparing against the other knights. Another kiss of course.

One more kiss, your blade is so sharp!

Heh I can’t help it another kiss! You’re so good at protecting everyone.

Aw how cute the knights kneeling down in front of me, knees too weak to stand. How adorable.

[p-r-ettea]

waittttt...maybe after the week passes and these sets of pics are deleted i'll like. exclusively post pics of me in grainy sepia or greyscale. part of the whole theme of my blog is newspapers/lost files so i think that would be cute.

[p-r-ettea]

i totally forgor about this oops. i should remember about this.

[p-r-ettea]

im so embarassed because this feels like a lot to me but i know to most people this is just a normal day of food but i am very full lols. i need y'all to know that on a normal average day i eat maybe half a meal, and an air sandwich and a liter of water.

contents: half a dozen donuts (four glazed, one iced maple, one filled lemon), a whole container of takeout vegetable lo mein, a container of takeout cucumber salad, five fortune cookies, seven vegetable dumplings, some rice, two or three of those go-go squeeze vegetable things, two vitamin waters, two liters of real water, a can of ginger ale

[p-r-ettea]

i have. pictures and im going to post them and be really normal about that and not scared and everything and we are all going to be normal and then also they will only be up for like three days alright alright

[p-r-ettea]

horny blog but the full length stories in my drafts are ( 1 ) girl goes and throws up after having her brain repeatedly tell her to kill friend that has repeatedly threatened her -not horny, sat very firmly in her thoughts and ( 2 ) asshole guy jacks it about the guilt he feels about the power he has over someone -not horny, a little annoying, makes me uneasy and ( 3 ) quasi incoherent interpretation of a memory i kind of have sort of -not horny obvi, reads real stupid and makes me sick

[weepinginlace]

how about experienced royal × shy knight? ♡ what if I let my knight try different ways of pleasuring themselves using my body? ♡ could they ever resist?