Retired

Rowdy Rebel. The Combat Otaku. I'm THIS high in the Rek Leagues.

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I’m too stigmatized in this country, I want to do something that will have a tangible effect on people. I live in a world where I’m not too media-friendly, I would never be successful in this country.

Mike Tyson

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I can talk about humility, but I'm not humble. I mean, if you say, 'I'm humble,' you've just contradicted yourself. But I'm trying to be, man, I'm trying so hard.

Mike Tyson

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"People are trying to force me to redeem (myself) — certain women, certain mentors. Nobody's going to change me. I'm going to fight that. You can't change me; you can't tame me. When you say that, I'm going to bite you even harder. I'm more ferocious, more complicated. I'm not going to let anybody win a popularity contest off my conduct. You have to understand. It is a pervasive (belief) that I'm an animal — undomesticated as well. But regardless of the bizarre (stuff) I've done, I'm a very rational individual. But everybody still thinks I'm crazy and stupid because that's what they want to believe.

Mike Tyson

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You know I was born poor I ain't never had nothing I don't know how to act but the real thing is i'm just here to be me. I don't care about who anyone things at this stage in my life but yeah, I'm pretty much a tyrant titan. Yeah, that's who I am.

Mike Tyson

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I'm just a sucker even talking to you guys. I should be ready to rip your heads off your necks. But it's just not the right thing to do.

Mike Tyson

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jigento:

                ‘ you’re…. you’re kidding… you’re holding eikichi hostage and                    forcing me to pay ransom ? she had a collar !! she had tags !!                   you stole her from me and now i have to pay you to get her back !? ‘ 

                  fists clench. he’d much rather fight for his cat, but shizuru would                   have his head if she heard him causing trouble like this. he had                    made her a promise he could look out for his own cat, so this was                   just paving the way for disaster. ‘ i… i don’t have that much on me                   either… ‘ 

         “Tch. Watch that, I didn’t steal jack from you. I saw a stray and gave it to a kid. You’re a big and able jerk, you’re tellin’ me you’re the type to be forced?” It perplexed her that a irresponsible man-child can show this much care over an animal he misplaced. And she was the bad guy here? Well might as well say hello. 

         “Just give me half of what you got and I’ll take you to her. The shit is compensation for your mess-up and goin--know what? Scratch that. You want this animal back? You’re taking me and the kid I’m taking “your” cat from to lunch. Your dime.” Caulifla could handle the waterworks, but if this stranger was going to go through all this trouble and give her a headache, then it was a sure bet she was going give his pockets trouble. Let him find himself being the canary in the mouth of the cat--the smug grin of hers was definitely selling it.

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I'm addicted to perfection. Problem with my life is I was always also addicted to chaos. Perfect chaos.

Mike Tyson

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I'm not eloquent or distinguished. You guys won't allow me to ever be that, so just bring it on.

Mike Tyson

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doctormyuu:

      — Apparently, it would take a few rounds to shout this annoyance into retreating. He’d intended to get across the important message that he wasn’t really in the mood for this bullshit, but she stood her ground and glared at him. What was her problem? They’d just been passing through. This angry little cretin with her sour face was merely a delay in the journey, but what irritated him was that she’d started shit without any reason to do so. How unfortunate it was that they’d crossed paths just as she felt like wasting someone’s time.

      He met her glare with his own, and kept his fierce gaze upon her as she started bleating away again with her nonsense. With enough time, perhaps she’d start listening to herself and realise that she sounded like a moron. Step off or soil yourself? That was her punchline? That was supposed to make him turn around and start running? “I suppose your small mind can’t handle full sentences, can it? Believe whatever you want, I’ve got more important things to worry about. Here’s the bottom line, pug-face - and don’t you worry, I’ll make it simple for you - you can either fuck off or I’ll beat you six feet under. What’s it going to be?”

         I could’ve sworn I just finished giving you those options, didn’t I? You like repeating after me? The old man had a staring problem and now you have a serious malfunction. I doubt you’re built enough to handle me. You should keep it pushing before this gets bad for you.

[vexito]

   —Say what now? / @p-rimeape

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         Mhmm. That.

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I just have this thing inside me that wants to eat and conquer. Maybe it's egotistical, but I have it in me. I don't want to be a tycoon. I just want to conquer people and their souls.

Mike Tyson

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Look at me. Look at my nose, perfect shape; lips, face. Now I’m not boasting, but it’s hard to be humble when you’re as pretty as I am.

Muhammad Ali

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📁 x4

AIN’T NO SUCH THING AS USELESS HC: STILL ACCEPTING

001. ALL MY LIFE I HAD TO–. Fight! Caulifla was unquestionably the Mayweather before the Tournament of Power. It came with its pros and cons. The cons dulled her unquenchable potential, mellowed her out, and just made her a lazy piece because she had no real goals other than stay afloat. She enjoys a good brawl but they’re hardly good.

002. ACQUAINTANCES. Caulifla knew Saonel and Pirinia before the tournament. And as for Hit, he’s renowned in the underground, the Defense Force and the badlands spoke about ‘em. He was like a folklore figure, hero or villain, society took their pick. His reputation earned a great admiration out of Caulifla, so it’s pretty much a given she automatically respected him during the T.O.P

003. STAY IN CHARACTER. Be your natural self around her. Any sign of character change, Caulifla isn’t going to fuck with you. She doesn’t believe in changing yourself unless it’s for a good reason, so if you do it out of nonsense then you shouldn’t expect niceties. 

004. TEMPER TANTRUM 24/7? NOT REALLY. Not really a HC??? But uh… contrary to popular belief, Caulifla is not a rageaholic, she doesn’t disrespect everyone and when she does it’s either within reason and or it’s due to the fact she’s a product of her environment, and her comprehension aptitude actually exists–she’s not mentally off the rails.

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AIN’T NO SUCH THING AS USELESS HC: STILL ACCEPTING

001. REAL LIFE ROLE MODELS. Caulifla/Kefla’s attitude, persona, background, and overall conduct are loosely based on prominent figures such as Muhammad “The People’s Champion” Ali, Floyd “Money” Mayweather, Mike “The Baddest Man on the Planet” Tyson, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, Rhonda “Rowdy” Rousey, and Laila “She Bee Stingin” Ali. If they knew of these individuals, they’d be following their work the most because they resonate the most with them–like kindred spirits in a way.

002. SELF-PROCLAMATIONS. Kefla dubbed herself “The Final Weapon”, “Champion of the Sixth”, “The Ultimate”, and “The Iron Sadalan Maiden” (she gives herself more names as time goes on–whatever makes her happy). On her free time, she says this aloud to herself in the mirror while admiring her body her fusee’s gave her. If she’s outside, her flexing can get quite dangerous–beautiful destruction everywhere. 

003. ROWDY RUGRAT DAYS. A young Caulifla was the neighborhood’s “bully’s bully”. She made for herself by beating up assholes, gangs, and eating whatever food she can get her hands on, no matter where it came from. This behavior caused Renso a great deal of grief, because he had to hide his sister from the Defense Force or make deals to keep them off of her. Life for Renso sucked back than.

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Send “📂“ for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

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PSA —-

My muse is VICIOUS. My muse is skilled and trained and powerful and is always prepared to kick ass. And what really gets on my tits is when someone else’s muse pushes mine and mine lashes out, but then I get the messages saying “oh my god you’re godmodding!”. NO – that is CONSISTENT CHARACTERIZATION, my dears. I will not tone down my muse for you – if you can’t handle wicked anger and violent lashing-out, then princess you are on the wrong blog.

This has been a psa.

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berscrker:

He wasn’t about to torture himself further by asking about this ‘fart’ nonsense. No need to induce an unwanted headache over some stupid term that made no sense to him. Good thing, too. He seemed to have gotten his point across to her when she seemed to drop it.

Only for his brooding silence to follow suit, done mostly out of spite as he turned back to his recent prey. All of this silly talk and he had nearly forgotten about it. And if she was implying what he thought then she was so terribly wrong.

A quick flicker of energy formed in his hand and with one powerful swing of his arm the large slab of meat was split in two.

       “Go on. Take it before I change my mind.” He snatched the notably larger portion for himself.

Broly? Sharing? Only because she had the audacity to assist him in the kill without his asking, otherwise his greed would have taken over entirely and he’d claim it all for himself. Who was he kidding? He still could have. But if it helped get rid of her faster and keep the recent topic from surfacing again, he was willing.

         "You could’ve stopped at “go on”. I sure as hell will. I’m not about to be told twice about food.” Without another word her fangs is slicked with grease, and bits of meat and bone marrow. It was nice to finally stuff her face with the tasty dinosaur, that advice-giving was starving her and the fact the man was stubborn didn’t help. “Why aren’t you sitting? You about to eat and run on me?”