P.O.K.E.

Punch of Kill Everything written by Sam Undertale

[ebirdwatching]

real lugnut hours

[wanderingrobots]

when you and your friend start sinning together

[p0kewar]

@triiplechanger

...He’s just going to crush his best friend in a hug.

[zxid]

…

[ayy-junipei]

Trick or Treat

[incorrect-transformers-animated]

Blackarachnia: We’re deranged, angry, sweating animals! We’re not Autobots! We’re Deceptions, and we take what we want! *punches a tree*

Lugnut and Blitzwing: *cheer*

[burnedoutsuggestions]

                    “ YOU’VE GONE SOFT “

              that’s not necessarily a bad thing

[watermelonsverything]

old digital art practice.  as in old, I mean 3 weeks ago cuz I need an excuse to how awful it is.  TFA TFA TFA TFA

[p0kewar]

*grins and bleps at*

He’s just going to ever-so-gently poke the blep.

Not P.O.K.E. it, of course, just a regular poke.

“Hello, my dear little musical friend!”

[p0kewar]

Optimus Prime is tiny! And stubborn! And honourable! And a decent fighter for his size! And also does his best!

Which is why we at the Decepticon Headquarters take him somewhat seriously.

[p0kewar]

I am always so very pleased when I remember that I have many little human friends following this blog! It makes me very happy to spread good morale and the ideals of Lord Megatron to the organic masses! Remember that you are always welcome to reblog anything from here that makes you happy -- except please do not reblog any parts of conversations between myself and my compatriots. Those are full of important Decepticon plans and information and should not be spread around! And also it might not please the other conversationalist very much at all.

This is a preemptive guideline! You have all been very polite and considerate thus far. I am proud of you all.

Thank you for following, and for heeding the glorious Decepticon Guidelines!

[p0kewar]

Hello, it is I, the best boy!

Well, the best after Lord Megatron. And Blitzwing. And Strika, even though she is a wife and not a boy. And of course my two sons, and Arcee, and my little pink musician friend, and...

[p0kewar]

“Lugnut! Lugnut! Look at what we have found!!” The exciteable twins sprinted up to their giant, purple friend, a Praxian Tracker being held in Jetstorm’s arms. “We can be keeping it??”

“Hmm.”

“As long as you promise to care for it properly. A turbohound can be an excellent companion, and you will learn to be responsible for something smaller than yourselves.”

“Yes! You may keep it! What marvellous luck that you have been given such an opportunity!”

[mandatumexiile]

I don’t remember making this

….

[p0kewar]

@mnemoiisms

He looks down with much seriousness at the smaller mech.

“Trepan.”

[decepticonsuggestion]

always room for one more troubled spark.

[bluedogdown]